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Sea Speed
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Everyone strap in, we are about to take a trip around the world....

First, i hope you are ready to wine and dine in the italian countryside





once you have had your fill, we can take a seat and ponder some fine art at one of the local galleries....



And what would a gallery be without a masterpiece like a knockoff Vermeer


Next up, we will take a breather in china, where the stone lions will make sure no one bothers us while we rest.



Next up, we will head to Egypt, where we will experience the tombs of the pharoahs..



Hope there is no curse of the mummy...



Next stop is just a little south on the serengeti. Full african tour!



Last stop, EASTER ISLAND and your tiki paradise!




At least the pool is pretty nice




https://www.har.com/homedetail/2219-verona-dr-pearland-tx-77581/3647582
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dont forget the yard art


p_bubel
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That's commitment.
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i just noticed they have the mummy playing on the TV in the egyptian room.
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Wow. It's like someone knows that all we do on this thread is make fun of ridiculous homes and decided to spend a ****-ton of money to entertain us.
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Thanks for getting this thread back on track
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WTF...liisting agent didn't even show us the kitchen so we could judge their arctic-themed stalactite cabinet pulls
dubi
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How do you sell a house that crazy?
MAS444
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That house is #everything. And the last pic really ties it all together.
sts7049
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well, this explains why. this is the owner...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wiatrak

https://www.houstoniamag.com/travel-and-outdoors/2015/08/160-countries-and-counting
TXTransplant
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If that house is a trip around the world, this one showcases every (bad) design style of the last 60 years.

French Country-ish exterior, wrought iron staircase, mid-century modern-ish study, Roman Forum living area and dining, 80's lacquered-glam kitchen and master bath.

https://www.har.com/homedetail/3-w-isle-pl-spring-tx-77381/5339430

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They put a ton of effort into ugly. Or maybe I should say tacky?
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I really dig this
Jemotz13
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I may just have bad taste but I kind of love this one. At least they committed to the crazy cabinets AND actually have books on their bookshelves.
Sea Speed
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what i dont understand is why all high end homes seem to be so over the top. Its like every rich person is eccentric.
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Complete Idiot said:




I really dig this
They did too, you have to go a good 3' down to anchor something like that in the ground!
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sts7049 said:

well, this explains why. this is the owner...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Wiatrak

https://www.houstoniamag.com/travel-and-outdoors/2015/08/160-countries-and-counting
the guy is a little kooky but I found myself really jealous of all his travel experiences in that article. Pretty amazing life.
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sts7049 said:


https://www.houstoniamag.com/travel-and-outdoors/2015/08/160-countries-and-counting
I love this!
MAS444
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Yeah great article and story!
Señor Chang
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The listing says the property has secret rooms. Plural. I really want to take a tour of this house.
Sea Speed
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Yea I saw that. It is wild. I kind of do too. Let's go hit up tourly and get a showing.
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Complete Idiot said:




I really dig this
when I saw this, I immediately in my head said "Dum Dum you need to give me Gum Gum"
What do you boys want for breakfast BBQ ?.....OK Chili.
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Sea Speed said:

Yea I saw that. It is wild. I kind of do too. Let's go hit up tourly and get a showing.
Texags Open House Party
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Complete Idiot said:

Sea Speed said:

Yea I saw that. It is wild. I kind of do too. Let's go hit up tourly and get a showing.
Texags Open House Party


I wonder if they have had any in the past. I'm blown away that the house has been on the market so long and hasn't gone viral or shown up here. My wife is always showing me screenshots from please hate these things and it seems like it would be a shoo in for that site.

If they have an open house im 100% going, thata for sure.
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Y'all don't decorate your houses like that?
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Jemotz13 said:

I may just have bad taste but I kind of love this one. At least they committed to the crazy cabinets AND actually have books on their bookshelves.

The office is great, but the rest is terrible. The styles don't match either. A good comparison is the staircase in the office compared to the one in the foyer.
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I kind of like the 2 story closet, but the setup of it is not great.

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This whole house is something else but it appears they built a secondary "indoor" structure for their grill……
https://www.har.com/homedetail/1410-s-fry-rd-katy-tx-77450/3540849

I'm also quite fond of the art on the walls and all the painted women. Including this one "sitting" on the piano.




Sea Speed
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Damn that car in front of their place

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Robert C. Christian
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They have four separate gas stoves/grills!

1 in the kitchen
1 in the butler kitchen(what ever you call that?)
2 in the "outdoor" kitchen
sts7049
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a YETI vent hood no less

i think they just put a grill where the stove/range would go, but then just added a range anyway next to it
TXTransplant
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To paraphrase Dolly Parton, it took a lot of money to look that cheap.
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Sea Speed said:

Damn that car in front of their place

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Looks like a Zimmer. Based on early to mid-'80s Mustangs and about as ugly as the house it's parked in front of.

I had a coworker who drove one of those things and he was about as BSC as you'd expect someone with a ride like that to be.


https://www.ebay.com/motors/blog/zimmer-golden-spirit/
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The Fife said:

Sea Speed said:

Damn that car in front of their place

?ts=2022-03-03T14:08:28.707
Looks like a Zimmer. Based on early to mid-'80s Mustangs and about as ugly as the house it's parked in front of.

I had a coworker who drove one of those things and he was about as BSC as you'd expect someone with a ride like that to be.


https://www.ebay.com/motors/blog/zimmer-golden-spirit/
That's what I was thinking too.
Sea Speed
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That car isn't nearly a s cool as I thought it was from that overhead shot but not sure what i expected from someone who owns the house haha
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