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***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****
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just hung a slider right over the plate
Walker sent it 405 ft
HR #23
up to 70 RBI
Walker sent it 405 ft
HR #23
up to 70 RBI
B-Rabbit said:
WOW. I'm sorry everyone. We aren't dog**** anymore at this moment. I'll change my mind again tomorrow.
This.
Unbelievable!! Down to our last strike twice (Altuve and Varsho). Awesome game.
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.
tjack16 said:
ALTUVE, VARSHO AND WALKER
just like we all predicted
it was an old guy rally
That roller coaster was crazier than the Excalibur, Greased Lightning, XLR8 and Texas Cyclone rolled into one.
we were all thinking it…Mathguy64 said:ruxin98 said:lolMathguy64 said:Beau Holder said:Mathguy64 said:
Seattle is a dog**** team all season. They only reason they aren't buried 10 games back is they played us.
Yeah that's why our own dog**** team hilariously faceplanting to let them back into this race to the bottom was the most predictable thing on Earth.
Yep. Tomorrow is a must win. Lose tomorrow and we open the door to let them back in for the Division. And they still get 2 more against us at their place.
I will eat that road kill piece of crow.
Win of the year and it isn't close!
That was worth it just to give the seamen hope and rip it away.
Think Munoz's ***** ass was in the dugout before walker made it to first
Seattle can eat the center out of my ass…only thing that would've made this any better would've been doing it in Servais' sour patch face
Great. Now I have to drink more black Manhattans with crappy rye tomorrow.
Lotta really good ABs that inning against a really tough pitcher, but man hell of an AB by Varsho.
Props to Varsho for just going with the pitch.
Props to Varsho for just going with the pitch.
Hearing Rob Ford's voice crack on the walkoff was hilarious. Can't wait to get the edited clip when it's posted later.
W said:
just hung a slider right over the plate
Walker sent it 405 ft
HR #23
up to 70 RBI
As ecstatic as I am that we won and Walker hit that ball to the moon, how does Munoz not throw 100+ past Walker every pitch. Why are MLB pitchers so stupid? Everyone knows he can't catch up to fastballs, so let's let his bat catch up to the slider.
We were swinging at garbage all inning. How the hell did that happen?
Mr.Bond said:
Just starred that post.
Mathguy64 said:
Great. Now I have to drink more black Manhattans with crappy rye tomorrow.
Fatty's on Fitch some Saz 125…
Daddy-O5 said:
We were swinging at garbage all inning. How the hell did that happen?
Varsho made Muñoz piss down his leg.
I'm gonna say it…that comeback saved the season for us. We blow that game and Seattle sweeps us and probably wins the division. Instead, Seattle blows it and I think it propels us to go on another run like after the Baltimore series and Seattle craters now.
Beau Holder said:Daddy-O5 said:
We were swinging at garbage all inning. How the hell did that happen?
Varsho made Muñoz piss down his leg.
Varsho the intimidator
Hardly had time to celebrate Varsho's hit because CW crushed it on the second pitch only about 40 seconds later.
Nothing better than going from a soul crushing loss to an incredible walkoff against the f***ing seamen.
I still can't stand Joe and think he's an awful in game manager but holy ****, we are in the driver seat now!
2-2 off Munoz in his career now. Him and CW can give some pointers to Yordan.Beau Holder said:Daddy-O5 said:
We were swinging at garbage all inning. How the hell did that happen?
Varsho made Muñoz piss down his leg.
Daddy-O5 said:
We were swinging at garbage all inning. How the hell did that happen?
Because we had one of the best "how the hell did he hit THAT" guys of his era and a guy who didn't try to do too much have a super professional, go with the pitch AB.
And then Munoz gifted a hanging slider.
I will take it!!!
CHRISTIAN WALKER TO THE TRAIN TRACKS FOR A HUGE AND ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS VICTORY!! pic.twitter.com/LoyF8S0Hqe
— Ben Verlander (@BenVerlander) August 15, 2026
Blummer with the quote of the night "live by the slider, die by the slider!"
superaggie73 said:
I'm gonna say it…that comeback saved the season for us. We blow that game and Seattle sweeps us and probably wins the division. Instead, Seattle blows it and I think it propels us to go on another run like after the Baltimore series and Seattle craters now.
This is the most ridiculous and overdramatic post. Get a hold of yourself.
I agree.
Mathguy64 said:
Great. Now I have to drink more black Manhattans with crappy rye tomorrow.
Hey, we all have to do our part. I'm obligated to drink more Hopadillo IPAs also.
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Blummer with the ecstatic "Hooooooo" on that dinger is classic. Dude has lived through all of this with us and still watches these games on the edge of his seat. Love him.
Hornbeck said:Mathguy64 said:
Great. Now I have to drink more black Manhattans with crappy rye tomorrow.
Fatty's on Fitch some Saz 125…
I have a bottle. Got it at Total Wine. Haven't opened it yet.
Bought a bottle from a small place near Fredricksburg the other day. 100 of single barrel. It's a mixer not a drinker. I'm trying to use it all up so I don't have to drink it any more.
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