***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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Mathguy64
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In reply to rausr • 7:46p, 8/20/26
rausr said:
Joe with the boisterous argument on that…

…or not.


Joe doesn't protect his team ever. He's not going to start tonight.
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MosesHallRAB04
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7:46p, 8/20/26
Jesus H Christ. The Astros bumble f* bases loaded no outs and only score via gifts and not this
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 7:47p, 8/20/26
Mathguy64 said:
The runner clearly ran at the fielder. Hiw is that legal?

And vazquez totally ****ed that up.


Absolutely an embarrassment for MLb
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 7:47p, 8/20/26
Mathguy64 said:
rausr said:
Joe with the boisterous argument on that…

…or not.


Joe doesn't protect his team ever. He's not going to start tonight.
and we thought Dusty was bad
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CFTXAG10
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In reply to ttha_aggie_09 • 7:48p, 8/20/26
ttha_aggie_09 said:
Mathguy64 said:
rausr said:
Joe with the boisterous argument on that…

…or not.


Joe doesn't protect his team ever. He's not going to start tonight.
and we thought Dusty was bad


Omar Lopez should be managing until the end of the season
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ttha_aggie_09
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In reply to CFTXAG10 • 7:50p, 8/20/26
100% agree
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7:50p, 8/20/26
I absolutely detest this ****ing team.
Formerly Willy Wonka
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Beau Holder
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In reply to JYDog90 • 7:51p, 8/20/26
Hey just be patient, they're going to respond (with a nine-pitch 1-2-3 inning).
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7:52p, 8/20/26
Nick Allen singles
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Mathguy64
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7:52p, 8/20/26
I wonder why we didn't challenge the hitter running to somewhere besides 1B.
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Mathguy64
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7:54p, 8/20/26
And the on cue 3-6-1 DP
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Beau Holder
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7:54p, 8/20/26
Five pitches, two outs. I said nine but they might beat it.
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CFTXAG10
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7:55p, 8/20/26
Allen has to be smarter there and dive right at the shortstop or jump in his line of sight
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Mathguy64
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In reply to Beau Holder • 7:55p, 8/20/26
Beau Holder said:
Hey just be patient, they're going to respond (with a nine-pitch 1-2-3 inning).


Bingo. Winner winner chicken dinner.
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Twisted Helix
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7:56p, 8/20/26
This team is a beating man. So difficult to watch.
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7:57p, 8/20/26
And I just want to prepare y'all for TK commenting in about 3 innings, "well, after having a lot of traffic in the first, Rodriguez has really settled down and retired 12 of the last 13 Astros batters."
Formerly Willy Wonka
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ttha_aggie_09
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In reply to JYDog90 • 7:59p, 8/20/26
JYDog90 said:
And I just want to prepare y'all for TK commenting in about 3 innings, "well, after having a lot of traffic in the first, Rodriguez has really settled down and retired 12 of the last 13 Astros batters."
god I hate that you're right
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8:04p, 8/20/26
Yordan doubles
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CFTXAG10
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8:06p, 8/20/26
Tonight's Chevy Stro Poll: Will Yordan get stranded?
A. Yes
B. Absolutely
C. Damn Right
D. Burn it all down
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8:08p, 8/20/26
Opening doubled followed bu classic Astros futility.
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Marvin
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8:08p, 8/20/26
Can we all agree, even if they win the division, this team is a warm pile of cat ***** Something sticky on the bottom of your shoe? The crust under your toilet seat? A snot ball that you hacked up on a hot sidewalk? The residue in a sewer pipe? The cheesy goo in the folds of Rosie O'Donnell's back fat?
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mwm
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8:08p, 8/20/26
Lead off double. Never moved.
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In reply to CFTXAG10 • 8:08p, 8/20/26
CFTXAG10 said:
Tonight's Chevy Stro Poll: Will Yordan get stranded?
A. Yes
B. Absolutely
C. Damn Right
D. Burn it all down

E. Why is Espada still employed?

Oh and another out from Varsho with a runner on base.
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8:09p, 8/20/26
I'm not even mad at Varsho anymore. Espada fills out the lineup card.
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mwm
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In reply to Marvin • 8:10p, 8/20/26
How about the smell you get when you accidently knick an intestine while cleaning a deer.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 8:10p, 8/20/26
Mathguy64 said:
Opening doubled followed bu classic Astros futility.

It's quite comical at this point.
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txags92
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In reply to Marvin • 8:11p, 8/20/26
Marvin said:
Can we all agree, even if they win the division, this team is a warm pile of cat ***** Something sticky on the bottom of your shoe? The crust under your toilet seat? A snot ball that you hacked up on a hot sidewalk? The residue in a sewer pipe? The cheesy goo in the folds of Rosie O'Donnell's back fat?

I was saying that even before they made the run to over .500. The weak division makes us look less like ass than we really are and anything they accomplish toward the playoffs is fools gold that will hurt us long term by giving Crane the excuse to not rebuild.
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8:13p, 8/20/26
Wonder if Greinke would come DH for us? Certainly gave us better ABs than half this lineup.
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8:14p, 8/20/26
#9 hitter
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8:14p, 8/20/26
God we suck
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Twisted Helix
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8:14p, 8/20/26
Is there anything this team does well? I guess the bullpen is pretty solid maybe.
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In reply to mwm • 8:14p, 8/20/26
mwm said:
How about the smell you get when you accidently knick an intestine while cleaning a deer.
that's a pretty horrendous smell
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 8:14p, 8/20/26
Twisted Helix said:
Is there anything this team does well? I guess the bullpen is pretty solid maybe.

Accept their paycheck
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Marvin
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8:15p, 8/20/26
The clock has struck midnight on Lambert. Dana is officially 0 for the offseason.
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8:16p, 8/20/26
So 3 and 6 on this home stand when it's over?
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