This looks like a task that would is primed for ChatGPT to perform.

EastCoastAgNc said:

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Here are the Astros' minor-league rosters. Kevin Alvarez and Xavier Neyens are at Single-A Fayetteville. Ethan Frey and Caden Powell go to High-A Asheville. Walker Janek, Lucas Spence, Joseph Sullivan, James Hicks and Bryce Mayer at Double-A Corpus Christi. pic.twitter.com/Qo4Bt0osB1

— Chandler Rome (@Chandler_Rome) March 25, 2026

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A little concerning Forcucci isn't on that list anywhere. He hasn't pitched in a competitive game in 2 years now.

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Record: 84-78
Division Finish: 3rd
Postseason: No

Team MVP: Alvarez
Team CY: Brown
Team ROY: Imai (edited)

3 Positive Predictions
- Alvarez plays 125+ games
- Walker hits better
- Dana gets young talent at the trade deadline

3 Negative Predictions
- Window slams shut and is boarded up
- Altuve produces but shows signs of aging
- Rotation is bottom 8 in MLB

For me, 2026 is a glass half empty and leaking.

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n/m

texasaggie2015 said:

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This thread is in midseason form already

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I step away for a day and there are 150+ replies and it's mostly about baseball. It's a beautiful thing, even if some if the speculation is cray-cray!

And no hitter wants to strike out on a bad call in front of those same people.

— PCBFLA (@garypcbfl) March 25, 2026

This Richie Garcia?? https://t.co/HbqubhWs6B pic.twitter.com/RzdWM3wm0E

— Adam Scherer (@ShipMyMoneyDFS) March 25, 2026

Not humiliating if you're good at your job and don't miss obvious calls.

Most fans are okay with one getting overturned here and there if it was borderline. But some of the early ABS ones were like right down the middle and called a ball

Record: 83-77
Division Finish: 3rd
Postseason: No

Team MVP: Pena
Team CY: Brown
Team ROY: Imai

3 Positive Predictions
- Diesel once again top 3 in AL CY
- Yordan plays more than 100 games
- Pena is All Star and GG

3 Negative Predictions
- We're too damn old. Altuve, I don't even want to think about it...
- We are Sellers at the deadline (I guess this is a positive if we're firmly out of it, which isn't what I want but is what I expect).
- LMJ era is over. Also potentially positive, but I'll always love the guy and wish it'd worked out. Forever grateful for the 24 curves in a row and HTownTillIDie attitude.

HTownAg98 said:

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CharleyKerfeld said:

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HTownAg98 said:

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This is an undertaking. I hope you have some kind of conditional formatting or filtering process to find all the different "squares."

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I spent about 6 weeks before spring training developing a sophisticated method that will allow me to make quick, accurate updates as needed.

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Lol.
You have a typo at the tip of your finger (there's a period before 25). Just thought I'd point it out if you're using Ctrl+F to find specific values.

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That was the point of my post, my sophisticated method caught that typo.

Yankees- Giants opening day game is on Netflix tonight. The MLB is actively trying to kill the sport

Would you guess a large portion of MLB fans don't have Netflix? I wouldn't think so, but I honestly have no idea

redline248 said:

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Would you guess a large portion of MLB fans don't have Netflix? I wouldn't think so, but I honestly have no idea

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Yes

tjack16 said:

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Not humiliating if you're good at your job and don't miss obvious calls.

Most fans are okay with one getting overturned here and there if it was borderline. But some of the early ABS ones were like right down the middle and called a ball

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I just hope this is the first step to having ABS take over completely. I wonder how many umps will retire early over the ridicule. I hope it's a lot.

And the Netflix game has to start at 8 pm on the East coast, so it's at 5:05 p.m. home start in San Francisco. Nothing says a fun time getting to the ballyard like starting the game at 5 pm local time.

CharleyKerfeld said:

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And the Netflix game has to start at 8 pm on the East coast, so it's at 5:05 p.m. home start in San Francisco. Nothing says a fun time getting to the ballyard like starting the game at 5 pm local time.

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Astros start tomorrow at 3pm local time.

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Day games should be celebrated!

PhatMack19 said:

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Yankees- Giants opening day game is on Netflix tonight. The MLB is actively trying to kill the sport

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Nothing says opening night quite like urban dancers dressed as thug hoes twerking along the foul lines during player introductions.

Who is the loud mouth screaming into the microphone?

Ok now I recognize him - the fat comic Bert.

That was awful.

Rodgers may get a re-negotiated new deal as he rehabs, FWIW https://t.co/v2FIMQlhBh

— Chris Cotillo (@ChrisCotillo) March 26, 2026

old friend rehabbing

This Netflix broadcast sucks.

The sound and picture are awful. The green screen ads behind home plate are really bad. The in game graphics are TINY.

Just all around bad

I enjoyed the chat with Chisolm. Just some honest insight about the game, imo

Trying to read the names on the Netflix scorebug. pic.twitter.com/bfXIK92rFm

— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) March 26, 2026

Judge is in postseason form.

Judge and Jazz only Yankees to not get a hit.

agdaddy04 said:

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Judge and Jazz only Yankees to not get a hit.

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But are they using torpedo bats?

htxag09 said:

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Judge is in postseason form.

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Sunday: I draft Aaron Judge in fantasy draft
Wednesday: Instant golden sombrero

CharleyKerfeld said:

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htxag09 said:

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Judge is in postseason form.

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Sunday: I draft Aaron Judge in fantasy draft
Wednesday: Instant golden sombrero

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Quick, trade for J-Rod if you haven't already drafted him!

Hahaha I guess I shouldn't have used the same thing for positive and negative

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txags11 said:

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Preseason Predictions

3 Positive Predictions

• Yordan and Correa combine for 280 games played. .
• Hunter Brown dominates all year and is the AL ASG starter
• Christian Walker has a career year and Houston falls back in love with him

3 Negative Predictions
-Astros start slow in April/May and we start selling off key pieces of the franchise
-Yordan doesn't play 100 games.
-Imai doesn't live up to the hype and is the worst starter on staff

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Carlos is gonna play 180+ games!?!?!?

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162 games plus 18 in the postseason?

It's opening day!!

Today's the day!!!!

We made it boys! The day is finally here!

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HTownAg98 said:

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No, just speculation on my part based on how this team diagnoses injuries.

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Unlike our hitting coach, I will cut the medical staff a break for now...didnt we bsacially replace the entire staff?

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Hitting coach is new too.

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I know….they will receive no break