***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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Mathguy64
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7:57p, 7/31/26
Bases juiced for the big man.
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tjack16
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7:57p, 7/31/26
3-0!!
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W
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7:57p, 7/31/26
yes!

Yordan is so clutch

3-0
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redline248
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7:58p, 7/31/26
YEESSSSSS
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Twisted Helix
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7:58p, 7/31/26
MVP
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CharleyKerfeld
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7:58p, 7/31/26
We go BIG TIME when Yor-God goes big time.

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All I do is Nguyen
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7:58p, 7/31/26
Crooked numbers are fun
No matter what!
Epstein didn't do, you know, the thing...
I'm the rare Astros/Cowboys/Spurs fan. We do exist
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JohnnyTexAg1995
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7:58p, 7/31/26
M V ****in P
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W
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7:58p, 7/31/26
singles are what separate Yordan from other sluggers

he's mixes in a lot of them in key spots
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Chrundle the Great
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In reply to linkdude • 7:58p, 7/31/26
linkdude said:
walk is cheaper

Clap clap clap-clap-clap
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Mathguy64
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7:58p, 7/31/26
My man. Just an oppo punchie. Eovaldi should be thankful that ball didn't break the scoreboard where it was located.
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Mathguy64
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In reply to W • 7:59p, 7/31/26
W said:
singles are what separate Yordan from other sluggers

he's mixes in a lot of them in key spots

Hitter with power.
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redline248
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7:59p, 7/31/26
Eovaldi is afraid to throw his fastball
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tjack16
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7:59p, 7/31/26
That was a fun half inning
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8:00p, 7/31/26
Eovaldi at 40 pitches thru 2 innings
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linkdude
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8:00p, 7/31/26
3-6 with RISP through two innings.
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Twisted Helix
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8:01p, 7/31/26
Man if we can continue to get that juice from the bottom half of the card good things will happen.
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In reply to JYDog90 • 8:01p, 7/31/26
JYDog90 said:
Does the sound suck for everyone?
yes.
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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to redline248 • 8:01p, 7/31/26
redline248 said:
Eovaldi is afraid to throw his fastball

I was told by Apple's crack play by play announcer that Eovaldi was not afraid of Yordan
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CharleyKerfeld
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8:04p, 7/31/26
Uh, I think Joe just got caught staring at My Lady's Chest before that interview started.
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txags92
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8:04p, 7/31/26
Joe is thinking the same thing as a kid climbing a tall tree during that interview…Don't look down!
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Pahdz
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8:05p, 7/31/26
The difference between Yordan Alvarez and Juan Soto in the league lead for OPS is the same distance Soto is from 36th place
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redline248
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 8:05p, 7/31/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
Uh, I think Joe just got caught staring at My Lady's Chest before that interview started.
Finally, he's showing some emotion
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CharleyKerfeld
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8:07p, 7/31/26
Dynamite discussion by the announcers

Guy 2: "Do you think Altuve will be in the Hall of Fame?"
Guy 1: "Yes."

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CharleyKerfeld
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In reply to txags92 • 8:08p, 7/31/26
txags92 said:
Joe is thinking the same thing as a kid climbing a tall tree during that interview…Don't look down!

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Pahdz
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In reply to CharleyKerfeld • 8:08p, 7/31/26
CharleyKerfeld said:
Dynamite discussion by the announcers

Guy 2: "Do you think Altuve will be in the Hall of Fame?"
Guy 1: "Yes."



That broadcasting school is finally paying off
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tjack16
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8:09p, 7/31/26
Out of it
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W
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8:10p, 7/31/26
H.B. made short work of Seager
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txags11
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8:10p, 7/31/26
**** you seager! Brown just blew 3 right by him
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8:12p, 7/31/26
Did Brown actually start throwing the 2 seamer more or is it just a miss call at the park?
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W
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8:14p, 7/31/26
definitely throwing the sinker tonight
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W
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8:15p, 7/31/26
the old guys having trouble with Eovaldi
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Beau Holder
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In reply to W • 8:15p, 7/31/26
Altuve is just having trouble in general and there's no end in sight.
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CharleyKerfeld
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8:18p, 7/31/26
I'm a little offended that after trading King Donkey to the Yankees 5 years ago, they've just replaced him with a shorter, fatter, less handsome version in Jake Berger.



King Donk





Fat Berger

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Wabs
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8:21p, 7/31/26
Altuve continually rolling over to the left side. It's honestly incredible that he hasn't made SOME kind of adjustment.
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