***** Official Houston Astros 2026 Season Thread *****

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Prosperdick
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Enter Abreu. Hold onto your butts.
wessimo
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Hoo boy. Can Abreu throw strikes?
AggiEE
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Would rather throw Hader in the game right now than Abreu.....

Abreu needs a clean inning
Prosperdick
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Big K!
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AlwaysNextYear89
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Prosperdick said:

I blame the stupid ass wave they started this inning.

For the life of me, I don't understand why that is still a thing, but even more infuriating when we are pitching! That's what the pitcher needs in his vision is a bunch of idiots standing and throwing their arms in the air
Prosperdick
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Well that sucks. Grand slam.
AlwaysNextYear89
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of course that just happened...maybe it's time for me to give up fandom
wessimo
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Well that might be the season
Twisted Helix
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This is turning out to be the worst sports day in a long time.
Mathguy64
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Big fly. That was the sound of the season getting flushed down the toilet.
mwm
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Abreu still sucks.
Prosperdick
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wessimo said:

Well that might be the season

I blame the *******ed wave.
Mathguy64
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Just a. Reminder that the 9 hole hitter was at 0-2 and walked. Thats the entire story of this pitching staff this season.
htxag09
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mwm said:

Abreu still sucks.

Abreu didn't load the bases
Prosperdick
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Aggie and Astro seasons ended on the same day. FML.
mwm
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True. But he did throw a meat ball to Acuna.
Prosperdick
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Rangerettes up 6-1. Hello second place.
agproducer
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The atmosphere at Daikin Park is total ass. I hope Crane is listening. There are more Braves fans here than Astros fans. It's pathetic.

About the game, just poor, poor performance again.

I'm disgusted with this team right now.
AggiEE
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This season is starting to remind me a lot of last year.....
Hornbeck
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This season is done. There is no fight left in this bunch.

Saw this earlier today.
Mathguy64
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AggiEE said:

This season is starting to remind me a lot of last year.....


A horrific start to the season, an average team overall that made a very lackluster trade at the end that was a spectacular failure and that had a lead late in the season where they ended up ****ting the bed in spectacular fashion to lose the Division late.

And they were both managed by Big Brain.
htxag09
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Solid answer from the bottom/black hole of our lineup
AggiEE
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Mathguy64 said:

AggiEE said:

This season is starting to remind me a lot of last year.....


A horrific start to the season, an average team overall that made a very lackluster trade at the end that was a spectacular failure and that had a lead late in the season where they ended up ****ting the bed in spectacular fashion to lose the Division late.

And they were both managed by Big Brain.


Not to mention the late season injury to Okert that seemingly killed out bullpen depth, which was already as shallow as a puddle of mud.

Last year we had some injuries with Pena and Yordan that really hurt.
Mr. Awesome Time
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Hard to blame fans for not showing up with how this team plays at home. They've won maybe two series at Daikin since sweeping Arlington. Pathetic.
Prosperdick
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Another homer. We are officially done and i get to heat the stupid tomahawk chop….lovely.
jtkk
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Too soon to start talking about creating the offseason thread?
rausr
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Yainer RBI
tjack16
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Start the season like crap. End the season like crap.

At least there was a fun 2-3 months of about .600 baseball mixed in
Prosperdick
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If Peña leads off with a double instead of a long out this inning would be very interesting. Yordan probably walks and who knows what happens.
SeanDaAg2005
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I hate this application of replay. He beat the tag who gives a **** if his foot might've popped off for a nanosecond
AggiEE
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"Base hit could end up reducing the lead to 1".....

But in Astros fashion, it doesn't.
agproducer
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Joe and his lefty right matchups. Thanks for the **** bench, Dana.
Mathguy64
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Nelson Velazquez PH for Daulton Varsho.

No one would have ever written that ever. Not with a billion monkeys on a billion typewriters for a billion years.
Kashchei
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The worst part about this late season implosion is handing the division to the mall cops. Shades of 2023 ALCS.
jtkk
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Mathguy64 said:

Nelson Velazquez PH for Daulton Varsho.

No one would have ever written that ever. Not with a billion monkeys on a billion typewriters for a billion years.

When I saw him step to the plate, I asked WTAF?!
But you know, Big Brain Joe and all that.
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