Yeah, I have to have surgery to clean up bone chips all the time when I sleep on my elbow wrong. But have you heard how much I helped the pitching staff with their pitch selections?Honolulu Blue said:
Why would they just be spooked? We were reliably informed he just slept on it wrong
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Bellinger to the Yankees.
I wonder if this takes them out of the Christian Walker market. If you recall my posts yesterday.....
I wonder if this takes them out of the Christian Walker market. If you recall my posts yesterday.....
EastCoastAgNc said:Kyle Tucker’s goodbye video to Houston: pic.twitter.com/uOuCnXfaCR
— Ari Alexander (@AriA1exander) December 17, 2024
You know my parents stopped going to Astros games because of the strike in 1994, but I made them come to Biggio's last game in 2007. The ovation pregame and then again for every at-bat was just remarkable.
That said, what that Tuck video really makes me think, is that when Jose Altuve hangs it up, hopefully more than a few years from not, that ovation will never end.
texasaggie2015 said:
Bellinger to the Yankees.
I wonder if this takes them out of the Christian Walker market. If you recall my posts yesterday.....
Trade: Bellinger plus $5M for Cody Poteet
— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) December 17, 2024
Good deal for both. With Tucker in the fold, Yankees didn't need Belli and wanted to shed $. Yankees need lefties in the OF and at 1B. They can afford to take on a bad contract.
Yeah I think that's a really smart move for the Yanks. Bellinger's power is Paredes-esque so he will benefit from that LF porch.
The Porkchop Express said:EastCoastAgNc said:Kyle Tucker’s goodbye video to Houston: pic.twitter.com/uOuCnXfaCR
— Ari Alexander (@AriA1exander) December 17, 2024
You know my parents stopped going to Astros games because of the strike in 1994, but I made them come to Biggio's last game in 2007. The ovation pregame and then again for every at-bat was just remarkable.
That said, what that Tuck video really makes me think, is that when Jose Altuve hangs it up, hopefully more than a few years from not, that ovation will never end.
Will Altuve make sure they don't rip his Jersey off?
Yup, but without the major pull factor.
Of the $5 million the Cubs are sending to the Yankees in the Cody Bellinger trade, $2.5 million will cover his 2025 salary, per source. The remaining $2.5 million will either cover the buyout if he doesn't exercise his player option for 2026 or Bellinger's 2026 salary if he does.
— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) December 17, 2024
I don't think it does, but it does make them a little less motivated. They're probably more unlikely to get uncomfortable.texasaggie2015 said:
Bellinger to the Yankees.
I wonder if this takes them out of the Christian Walker market. If you recall my posts yesterday.....
By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Dafuq? Cody Poteet is 29 and pitched in 29 games in 4 years. How in the hell is he worth Bellinger?
I mean we could have offered them the pornstache or someone else.
I mean we could have offered them the pornstache or someone else.
It was a salary dump for an overpaid player
They could have reported that the trade included the most traded player in baseball (Cash Considerations), but they left that part unsaid.MaxPower said:
It was a salary dump for an overpaid player
Soto turning into Bartolo Colon. That contract is going to age like a fine wine I tell you.
MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
If Stanton takes a swing at Cody they can terminate Stanton's contract for cause and skip it on the money. Savage
Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
I'm curious as to why we have had 0 mentions of interest in Teoscar. I'm sure a lefty bat is preferable but it seems he is looking for a very reasonable 3 year deal around $70M.
EastCoastAgNc said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
If Stanton takes a swing at Cody they can terminate Stanton's contract for cause and skip it on the money. Savage
Damn maybe they aren't as dumb as we thought
Blue Jays were also interested in Bellinger. That helped Cubs do the deal they wanted, sending just $5M to Yanks to offset $52.5M owed Bellinger over next two years.
— Jon Heyman (@JonHeyman) December 17, 2024
The blue jays have the most schizophrenic front office
Blue Jays after every potential move
Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
The Cubs' fan with the 5-year-old zinger.
EastCoastAgNc said:Kyle Tucker’s goodbye video to Houston: pic.twitter.com/uOuCnXfaCR
— Ari Alexander (@AriA1exander) December 17, 2024
"See you again" - Sign Tuck after he becomes a FA
Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
Yeah I was on the prednisone for a while myself, had to get it on the down low, pull around back behind the Walgreens, tell them my birthdate.
Former Astros player Trey Cabbage is headed to the Yomiuri Giants in Japan, per sources. @AndrewDestin1 was first to report.
— Michael Schwab (@michaelschwab13) December 17, 2024
He will definitely get more playing time abroad.
Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.
Mathguy64 said:Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.
I never knew that "junk" specifically referred to the pecker. Kinda thought it was a package deal with the testicles. Texags really does know stuff.
Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
Dammit. As if my steroid excuse wasn't already hard enough to believe.
SW-14 said:Mathguy64 said:Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.
I never knew that "junk" specifically referred to the pecker. Kinda thought it was a package deal with the testicles. Texags really does know stuff.
It does in context of the conversation, replies and reference to a bat.
Baseball Is Life said:SW-14 said:Mathguy64 said:Baseball Is Life said:Mathguy64 said:Stanton is so steroid boosted I'm sure his junk is shrunk.Sex Panther said:MaxPower said:By the way, Cody Bellinger’s wife is Giancarlo Stanton’s ex. Talk about culture in the clubhouse.
— Dan Bartels (@DanBartels2) December 17, 2024
Now this is some real popcorn material
Wonder if Cody gets pissed when he sees how big Stanton's bat is
As a former steroid user, it doesn't shrink your "junk". Your body think it's getting enough test and stops producing it, which can shrink your testicles. It doesn't do anything to your pecker.
That this is why we come to TA. To get all the details correct.
I never knew that "junk" specifically referred to the pecker. Kinda thought it was a package deal with the testicles. Texags really does know stuff.
It does in context of the conversation, replies and reference to a bat.
I can without a doubt say that this was not a conversation I expected in the off season but here we are
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