***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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SpaceCityAg05 said:

I know the pain of sleeping awkwardly and feeling it in a body part for a few days, but how does that cause swelling?

Is there any activity for Astros players more dangerous than sleeping? An object more dangerous than pillows?
A massage?
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cc10106 said:

An update for the new realtime pitch indicator system that is only viewable by Astros players via their special new contact lenses:



There is no other reasonable explanation for hitting better at home this year.
Yordan when he gets to Fenway

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EastCoastAgNc said:


Woof
double woof

what a dreadful outfield
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EastCoastAgNc said:


need to cram whatever works out of Garcia, LMJ, and Tucker and make some sort of Robocop situation happen.
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The Porkchop Express said:

EastCoastAgNc said:


need to cram whatever works out of Garcia, LMJ, and Tucker and make some sort of Robocop situation happen.
With a little corporate backing shoplifting from HEB stores will plummet.
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Blue Jays with the bases juiced.

Neris on the mound. Loperfido and Wagner at 1st and 3rd. Springer on deck.

Very Astros moment.
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Springer hits a triple!

Neris implodes after the baulk on strike 3 to the batter before
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Wagner has 3 multi-hit games already

by the way...he's only played in 3 major league games
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Why not Shay Whitcomb at third base while Bregman is out?

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W said:

Wagner has 3 multi-hit games already

by the way...he's only played in 3 major league games


Probably should close it down from here for double entendre and high water mark purposes.

Toronto has been a pretty fun place for scions to make the big leagues.
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linkdude said:



Didn't Verlander sustain his injury sleeping wrong too?
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OKCAg2002 said:

Astros front office needs to partner with the My Pillow guy. What is with these "sleep injuries"?!


"Sleep injuries" aka sex injuries
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Astros need to purchase hyperbaric sleeping facilities or something, wtf.

If you're sleeping on your arm wrong and hurt to the point you can't throw then you might be too old to play.
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Aledmys Diaz -- another guy -- completely washed by age 32

he had a couple of really good seasons in 2018 and 2019 at ages 27 and 28
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AggiEE said:

Why not Shay Whitcomb at third base while Bregman is out?


Because bringing up guys who are tearing it up at the minor league level and playing them at the position they project to in MLB is just not what we do here...
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Booma94 said:

linkdude said:



Didn't Verlander sustain his injury sleeping wrong too?


And Yuli, and Javier, and Lance at one point did the same thing
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tjack16 said:

Booma94 said:

linkdude said:



Didn't Verlander sustain his injury sleeping wrong too?


And Yuli, and Javier, and Lance at one point did the same thing


Correa
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Players weekend
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Oh that's the names on the unis tonight? Sweet
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Or because Crochet is a brutal matchup and they would rather get him acclimated today and start him tomorrow
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linkdude said:






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Kind of hard to tell in those pics, but doesn't look like his wife.
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Pre-game TOFA



We're gonna need it against these guys without Alex.

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Espada continuing to run Chas out there every night is as bad as Baker and Maldy last year. Ridiculous.
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Tucker being legally dead and Leon being a worse, right-handed Loperfido limits the options
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Big Bucks said:

Espada continuing to run Chas out there every night is as bad as Baker and Maldy last year. Ridiculous.


At least Espada has pretty much no other option. Dusty had Diaz
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texasaggie2015 said:

Or because Crochet is a brutal matchup and they would rather get him acclimated today and start him tomorrow

I do get this. But I'll say, Jace Jung just stood in against Cole in his MLB debut and had a solid seven-pitch AB ending in a walk.
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Big Bucks said:

Espada continuing to run Chas out there every night is as bad as Baker and Maldy last year. Ridiculous.
Not even close. Beside the fact we don't have anyone that is really any better on the bench, Dusty would be batting him 2nd to let him see some pitches and would have Abreu dh'ing instead of Diaz.
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Beau Holder said:

texasaggie2015 said:

Or because Crochet is a brutal matchup and they would rather get him acclimated today and start him tomorrow

I do get this. But I'll say, Jace Jung just stood in against Cole in his MLB debut and had a solid seven-pitch AB ending in a walk.


Cole has been garbage this season.
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