***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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jetch17
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4:39p, 8/7/24
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Own fartlington for the year
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In reply to Twisted Helix • 4:39p, 8/7/24
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Neither have most Rangers fans.
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Suck it rangers!
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big win for the Astros

and big loss for the Rangers
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Boot baby
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Astros are undefeated when denzenzo is on the roster
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A lot of dust has been accumulating on the Silver Boot all these years
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 4:40p, 8/7/24
EastCoastAgNc said:
Astros are undefeated when denzenzo is on the roster


He's our good luck replacement for JLO
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In reply to Beau Holder • 4:40p, 8/7/24
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Most bumbling Astros team since 2014 maybe and the Rangers still can't win the boot.

You gotta wonder how that tastes. Worst team in a decade and the one-hit wonders get the silver boot straight up the porthole.
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Das Boot
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So with 13 hits and 6 runs scored are we out of the hitting slump now? I sure hope so because I'm going to Fenway Saturday + 4 if it's not a rainout.
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Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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2-0

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2 in a row!
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In reply to halfastros81 • 4:41p, 8/7/24
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halfastros81 said:
So with 13 hits and 6 runs scored are we out of the hitting slump now? I sure hope so because I'm going to Fenway Saturday + 4 if it's not a rainout.

Mrs. Marvin and I went undefeated there last year. In the rain. No excuses!!
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In reply to Marvin • 4:42p, 8/7/24
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If they are playing we'll be there.
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Nice win and nice to kick Arlington's ass for the boot. But still can't see either team going far the way they're playing.
Womp womp wooooooooooomp………..

At the same time, just get there and I guess anything can happen
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the Rangers are 1-5 vs. the Mariners

so probably not going to win the tiebreaker vs. Seattle either

in big trouble for the playoffs
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In reply to JohnnyTexAg1995 • 4:42p, 8/7/24
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Beat40 said:
What a debut for Dezenzo - 2 hits, 2 runs scored, and a BB.
well if we ignore the 0-4 last night yes it's a hell of a debut haha

All kidding aside today he has had a much better approach. Was very antsy up there last night
Oops! I missed he was called up last night. Was so busy with work I didn't even check the box score.

Well, I look dumb now. Haha.
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KUCHI
KUCHI
KUCHI


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In reply to BadAggie • 4:47p, 8/7/24
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BadAggie said:
KUCHI
KUCHI
KUCHI


Oh, I see da Kuchi
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4:49p, 8/7/24
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Tayler Scott needs a blow

Ryan Pressly needs a shrink

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In reply to BadAggie • 4:51p, 8/7/24
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BadAggie said:
Tayler Scott needs a blow

Ryan Pressly needs a shrink


Don't we all?
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In reply to dixichkn • 4:53p, 8/7/24
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dixichkn said:
Nice win and nice to kick Arlington's ass for the boot. But still can't see either team going far the way they're playing.
Womp womp wooooooooooomp………..

At the same time, just get there and I guess anything can happen

Will be a much different looking team if Tucker ever comes back
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Back in 1st......
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to W • 4:58p, 8/7/24
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W said:
the Rangers are 1-5 vs. the Mariners

so probably not going to win the tiebreaker vs. Seattle either

in big trouble for the playoffs

They'll always have that Linsanity run to a WS that 10 people watched, though. Which, flags fly forever, so that should be enough.
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5:01p, 8/7/24
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Skubal on bump tonight for the fighting AJs vs the seamen
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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So who's ready to resign Yoosay?

Jim gonna back that brinks truck up.

But seriously if he can keep this up what's he gonna fetch as a FA?
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Rooting for the hinchmen tonight
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In reply to Ag_07 • 5:09p, 8/7/24
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So who's ready to resign Yoosay?

Jim gonna back that brinks truck up.

But seriously if he can keep this up what's he gonna fetch as a FA?
His track record of mediocrity is pretty long but teams are desperate for pitching without an extensive injury history. He keeps doing this he prolly beats his current deal.
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Dana doubters being proven wrong

Great series win and hopefully back on track now.
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In reply to Ag_07 • 5:14p, 8/7/24
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Ag_07 said:
So who's ready to resign Yoosay?

Jim gonna back that brinks truck up.

But seriously if he can keep this up what's he gonna fetch as a FA?
Only if its after we resign Lance
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So who's ready to resign Yoosay?

Jim gonna back that brinks truck up.

But seriously if he can keep this up what's he gonna fetch as a FA?


2 years 22M
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All-time record is 142-144. Would be tied if we don't give up the homer Monday night.
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