***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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heavens11
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8:14p, 8/3/24
AG
Peña == hot effin garbage
"It's just another corps trip boys, we'll march in behind the band"
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tjack16
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8:16p, 8/3/24
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Yeah this offense needs to get insanely better if we expect to win a wild card + ALDS and get to an 8th straight championship series

Our pitching staff isn't good enough to win games when we score less than 4 consistently
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Billy Baroo
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8:16p, 8/3/24
AG
Feels like I'm watch the 05 Astros… the other team scores more than 3 runs and were toast. Problem is we don't have Clemens, Pettite, and Oswalt to bail our ass out.
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8:16p, 8/3/24
AG
this guy has the fastball-slider combo working
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8:17p, 8/3/24
AG
An entire team that can't hit a slider.
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Beau Holder
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In reply to heavens11 • 8:17p, 8/3/24
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Hard to single anyone out, this whole lineup is complete trash. No slug, no discipline, no adjustments, nothing.
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8:18p, 8/3/24
A lot of people willingly paid to go watch this, thank god I'm not one of them
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8:18p, 8/3/24
AG
#callamup
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In reply to Marvin • 8:19p, 8/3/24
AG
Marvin said:
An entire team that can't hit a slider.


Slider = rarely hit

Outside slider = basically witchcraft against our guys
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8:19p, 8/3/24
AG
Cintron should've been shown the door after Dusty
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8:19p, 8/3/24
AG
We need a president of baseball operations so we never have to be concerned with Dana making a single decision regarding the major league roster ever again. He may be ok for pitching but the man clearly knows nothing about offensive players and makes terrible decisions regarding them. He should have done something, anything to help the offense at the deadline, yet he seems content with this.
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8:20p, 8/3/24
Enough negativity. Calling my shot. We pick up a 6th hit over the next two innings.
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8:21p, 8/3/24
I think I'd like to have their manager. He seems to do more with less.
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8:22p, 8/3/24
Starting to see a pattern here with Jake
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8:23p, 8/3/24
Heading to Arlington after this series may help the bats wake up.

(just being optimistic)
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In reply to iamtheglove • 8:24p, 8/3/24
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iamtheglove said:
Starting to see a pattern here with Jake

Jake Meyers is just Jake Marisnick without the good arm but better hamstrings
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In reply to iamtheglove • 8:24p, 8/3/24
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the Rays know he likes to swing at the first pitch
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Harry Dunne
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8:29p, 8/3/24
Peter Lion never saw a pitch he didn't like
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Beau Holder
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8:30p, 8/3/24
AG
Unwatchable, lifeless garbage night after night, occasionally bailed out by perfect pitching or the other team's errors.

Neither happened tonight so here we are.
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Big Bucks
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8:31p, 8/3/24
AG
What has happened to Altuve's power? On the Pena plan from last year?
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Harry Dunne
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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 8:33p, 8/3/24
EastCoastAgNc said:
iamtheglove said:
Starting to see a pattern here with Jake

Jake Meyers is just Jake Marisnick without the good arm but better hamstrings
Meyers needs to be a 4th OF/ Def. sub.

Not gonna win a WS with sub-.700 OPS guys playing OF & 1b.
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In reply to Harry Dunne • 8:34p, 8/3/24
AG
Harry Dunne said:
EastCoastAgNc said:
iamtheglove said:
Starting to see a pattern here with Jake

Jake Meyers is just Jake Marisnick without the good arm but better hamstrings
Meyers needs to be a 4th OF/ Def. sub.

Not gonna win a WS with sub-.700 OPS guys playing OF & 1b.


Because we have so many outfielders outhitting him?
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8:35p, 8/3/24
AG
well, at least the high leverage arms are getting the night off
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MosesHallRAB04
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8:35p, 8/3/24
AG
Back to sucking I guess
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Twisted Helix
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8:35p, 8/3/24
Welp. Latter fellas. Pretty uninspired effort tonight.
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Harry Dunne
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8:35p, 8/3/24
Yuli still makes that play
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8:35p, 8/3/24
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Beau Holder
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8:36p, 8/3/24
AG
This team is aggressively mediocre and it's not getting better. Not much else to say I guess.
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Harry Dunne
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 8:37p, 8/3/24
Farmer1906 said:
Harry Dunne said:
EastCoastAgNc said:
iamtheglove said:
Starting to see a pattern here with Jake

Jake Meyers is just Jake Marisnick without the good arm but better hamstrings
Meyers needs to be a 4th OF/ Def. sub.

Not gonna win a WS with sub-.700 OPS guys playing OF & 1b.


Because we have so many outfielders outhitting him?
What I wrote doesn't read like what I meant.

I'm not saying he should be benched. I'm saying he's not good enough to be an everyday guy. I realize we don't have other options.
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8:37p, 8/3/24
AG
Give Tucker a shot of rum and some BC powder

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8:38p, 8/3/24
Whatever hopes that once existed have all now disappeared.
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8:40p, 8/3/24
AG
We might make the playoffs but I can't with any seriousness pick us to win multiple series once we are there.
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8:43p, 8/3/24
AG
last call for the 'stros
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In reply to W • 8:45p, 8/3/24
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W said:
the Rays know he likes to swing at the first pitch
They also know he apparently can't hit a slider.
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