***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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In reply to EastCoastAgNc • 5:54p, 5/8/24
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EastCoastAgNc said:
Homeboy's going to be translating things in a very different language in the big house.

It's probably racist, but when I see that guy and his gambling/financial schemes I think of Lau from The Dark Knight

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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 5:56p, 5/8/24
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texasaggie2015 said:
linkdude said:
the kids are having fun in FL.


Scrolling through the roster and it's quite something seeing 2004 and 2005 on these kid's DOBs.
I'm going to really miss JV and even Abreu when they are gone, because I could be pretty much everyone else's father, even Tuve.
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6:02p, 5/8/24
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Arrighetti vs. Rodon

will be fun to see how he does against Soto and Judge
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6:03p, 5/8/24
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Let's hope tonight is not a repeat
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6:10p, 5/8/24
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fastball, fastball, slider

and Altuve is done
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6:10p, 5/8/24
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King Tuck on fire

way outta the park

HR #11
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6:11p, 5/8/24
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That Kyle kid is pretty good at baseball
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6:11p, 5/8/24
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Tucker is finding the perfect launch angle lately

105 mph and 26 degree launch angle

395 ft
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6:12p, 5/8/24
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Tuck trying to pull an Andrew Dawson and win MVP for a last-place team.
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6:12p, 5/8/24
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Yordan is so freaking lost
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6:14p, 5/8/24
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need Tuck to hit a home run every at-bat tonight
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Cleanup hitter gott the ball out of the infield!
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6:15p, 5/8/24
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When pitchers try to pitch away and miss back over the plate that's what you have to do...not foul it straight back
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6:16p, 5/8/24
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grounder eats up Pena

ruled a hit
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6:17p, 5/8/24
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Here we go.
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you guessed it...

Soto 2-run homer
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6:17p, 5/8/24
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2 batters in, the game is over.
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6:17p, 5/8/24
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My lord. Soto ****ing destroys us
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6:18p, 5/8/24
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Had the lead for 4 minutes!

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6:18p, 5/8/24
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that was a fastball right down the pipe

can't throw it there
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6:18p, 5/8/24
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Not advisable to miss a FB right down the middle to that hitting machine
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6:18p, 5/8/24
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At least Judge is still our *****.
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6:21p, 5/8/24
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Soto has 13 hits, 3 walks, and HBP in 6 games vs. the 'stros

with more AB's coming tonight
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6:21p, 5/8/24
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Man this team is completely lost
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6:23p, 5/8/24
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Anyone want some positive news to make the evening a little better?
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 6:24p, 5/8/24
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texasaggie2015 said:
Anyone want some positive news to make the evening a little better?
Please...distract us from this trainwreck.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 6:24p, 5/8/24
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Please
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6:24p, 5/8/24
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Hint: when you have 2 strikes it is a guaranteed slider that will very likely be off the plate.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 6:25p, 5/8/24
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texasaggie2015 said:
Anyone want some positive news to make the evening a little better?


Are they going to cancel the season? That would be nice.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 6:26p, 5/8/24
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Tucker and stros reached a deal?
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6:26p, 5/8/24
Soto is the one I keep waiting patiently for Karma to ***** slap

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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 6:27p, 5/8/24
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texasaggie2015 said:
Anyone want some positive news to make the evening a little better?
My daughter is getting an award for academics in 6th grade. My other daughter got a discipline warning for "encouraging a fight" by following advice on how to encourage a fight in middle school that I gave her back in August. I am equally proud of both of them.
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6:30p, 5/8/24
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Pretty amazing to watch the Yankees do everything this team absolutely has no ability to do. Put balls in play, have competitive ABs, respond after getting scored on, list goes on.
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Tuck on pace for 50 HR
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From source: Tucker extension talks have ramped up in a big way and its priority number one. It's far from a done deal, but it's very possible.

This is the same source who told me it was highly unlikely last year. I'm working to find out exactly what changed- but I believe the change came from the Astros side. That's all I have right now.
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