Team has quit

It's hard watching something/someone you love die a slow death.

Breggy is hitting worse than maldy. Dude is costing himself hundreds of millions

Two pitches and 2 outs. On a guy at 80 pitches through 4. Such brain dead hitters.

Alex Bregman comes from some $$ (attorney parents in ABQ) and now has plenty of his own $$ and has a beautiful wife and he is not a typical jock. If he was a real meathead jock he would probably be calling the anabolic steroid dealer by now. He might still; but thinking not. Now, he is a competitive son of a gun so this has got to be killing him to stink at the plate.

He just does not hit the ball hard. If the ball isn't traveling at high velocity, you will not find grass let alone hit HRs. The fielders are too good.

6-pitch inning

get back out there JV

fire up the charter to Detroit

6 pitches. And he had a chance to get the trainers out to kill time and didn't.

We may be the dumbest team right now.

Don't know why I expect anything different from this team. They are who their record says they are until they get above .500

This team needs a reset. Espada, Cintron, Snitker, Bregman, Meyers, possibly others. But dump the dead weight.

xBAs on every Astros batted ball out today

.350
.360
.720
.740
.550
.770
.460
.240
.570
.510

The Astros have ONE hit so far today. This team is absolutely CURSED

— Texans Fanatic (@Thetexanshurtme) May 8, 2024

if we didn't have bad luck, we wouldn't have any at all (wouldn't solve our pitching woes, though)

tjack16 said:

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Don't know why I expect anything different from this team. They are who their record says they are until they get above .500

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.500 would be a miracle at this point. This is a 90+ loss team.

There's no reason to pitch to Yordan. There is no one to hit behind him. Pitchers don't fear this lineup.

By gawd, that's that Jose Abreu / Maldy music.

At this rate we'll get a bag of peanuts in trade for Bregman.

Wabs said:

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At this rate we'll get a bag of peanuts in trade for Bregman.

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And I'd take it

We have to have the most piss poor fundamentals in the league

W said:

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Bregman's line out to left field was interesting

97 mph off the bat and 25 degree launch angle and pulled

but it only traveled 330 ft

this is a case where he didn't hit the ball hard enough -- he got the launch angle right

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Wrong….theres nothing interesting about what Bregman does these days