***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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linkdude
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5:55p, 4/7/24
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How are we feeling, gang?
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In reply to linkdude • 5:57p, 4/7/24
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linkdude said:
How are we feeling, gang?




Praying for a W
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to linkdude • 5:59p, 4/7/24
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linkdude said:
How are we feeling, gang?


Like the Aggies and rockets lost winnable games today and I'm hoping the Astros don't complete the trifecta of sucky sports today
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In reply to Mr.Bond • 6:00p, 4/7/24
Mr.Bond said:
linkdude said:
How are we feeling, gang?




Praying for a W


At this point I just want to enjoy the game
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In reply to linkdude • 6:11p, 4/7/24
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linkdude said:
How are we feeling, gang?
Meh.
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6:17p, 4/7/24
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lots of medium fly balls
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6:17p, 4/7/24
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I understand and have jumped on board with the idea of attacking strikes and trying to hit them in the air...

but my older self is sometimes annoyed by hitting an easy fly ball out on the 1st pitch of an AB
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In reply to DeProfundis • 6:18p, 4/7/24
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DeProfundis said:
Mr.Bond said:
linkdude said:
How are we feeling, gang?




Praying for a W


At this point I just want to enjoy the game
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6:21p, 4/7/24
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Quiet first for both teams.
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6:21p, 4/7/24
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Blanco still hitless in 2024
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6:21p, 4/7/24
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Wound up in 210. Nice seats. They belong to the two Rangers fans sitting next to us. They have four season tickets with 7 other couples, and this was their first allotment this season. They listed them on Seat Geek today for the first time. Very friendly people though. Guy said he would've tried charging a premium if he knew we were Astros fans, I told him I would've tried to pay less. Lots of Astros fans around us. Son is happy.
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6:24p, 4/7/24
Just saw Seager's speech. Rangers have little dick syndrome.
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6:25p, 4/7/24
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Please show me some signs of life tonight. Thanks, please and thank you.
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6:25p, 4/7/24
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Diaz rung up on ball 2
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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In reply to Jack Boyette • 6:26p, 4/7/24
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Jack Boyette said:
Just saw Seager's speech. Rangers have little dick syndrome.



They're all dewshbags
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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6:26p, 4/7/24
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we're quickly reaching the point where they might need to have a bonfire with everyone's bats.
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6:26p, 4/7/24
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Singleton can't get in front of an 89 mph and flies out the other way


Chas unlucky af
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6:26p, 4/7/24
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This entire team needs to hit the weight room it seems.
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In reply to Jack Boyette • 6:27p, 4/7/24
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Jack Boyette said:
Just saw Seager's speech. Rangers have little dick syndrome.


Why can't you guys just man up and admit they were better last year.
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In reply to Jack Boyette • 6:27p, 4/7/24
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Jack Boyette said:
Just saw Seager's speech. Rangers have little dick syndrome.


Right now they're rubbing that little dick and their balls all over our face. Let's see if we have any answer at all tonight.
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In reply to redline248 • 6:27p, 4/7/24
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redline248 said:
Singleton can't get in front of an 89 mph and flies out the other way


Chas unlucky af


2nd baseman was shifted over. It was an out regardless unfortunately.
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In reply to Beau Holder • 6:28p, 4/7/24
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Beau Holder said:
This entire team needs to hit the weight room it seems.



Entire team needs to **** a couple of sea cows
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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6:30p, 4/7/24
I hate this guy's voice; sounds like he needs to hawk a loogey
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 6:30p, 4/7/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
Jack Boyette said:
Just saw Seager's speech. Rangers have little dick syndrome.


Why can't you guys just man up and admit they were better last year.



We can't win at home. They weren't the better team and I'll never say that
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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6:32p, 4/7/24
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We're gonna see another no hitter tonight in a Blanco start…but it won't be Blanco throwing it
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 6:32p, 4/7/24
The Porkchop Express said:
Jack Boyette said:
Just saw Seager's speech. Rangers have little dick syndrome.


Why can't you guys just man up and admit they were better last year.


If they were better….they'd have won the division. They got hot in the postseason, and their pitching defied odds.

His joke makes no sense.
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6:34p, 4/7/24
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It's trash talk. It's what you so when you win the title.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 6:35p, 4/7/24
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It's trash talk. It's what you so when you win the title.

It still has to make sense.

Why are you here defending their honor? Pretty weird.
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6:37p, 4/7/24
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Horse **** call blue!!!
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In reply to Jack Boyette • 6:39p, 4/7/24
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Jack Boyette said:
The Porkchop Express said:
It's trash talk. It's what you so when you win the title.

It still has to make sense.

Why are you here defending their honor? Pretty weird.



More hilarious is the ranger fans lurking blue starring the post
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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Blanco still hitless in 2024
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In reply to W • 6:40p, 4/7/24
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W said:
Blanco still hitless in 2024


Dude.
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In reply to W • 6:44p, 4/7/24
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W said:
Blanco still hitless in 2024


Why…
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6:44p, 4/7/24
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I'm not expecting him to go Johnny Vander Meer tonight
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Swing the mother ****ing bat Pena
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