***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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Mr.Bond
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I **** my pants when that ball hit the bat
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

Beau Holder
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Pressley with the leadoff single, full count on a terrible batter, and barrel given up to literally Danny Mendick.

Somehow, a scoreless inning.
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did Yainer do that on purpose?

first career stolen base...vs. Machete
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Yainer stealing a base on Maldy... lolololol
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Peña swinging at slider out of the zone…. That never happens /s
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I never knew that it was okay to PH for Machete.
Chef Elko
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Hader
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Astros win.
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Shouldve been a sweep
Mr.Bond
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We are ****in back
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

f1ghtintexasaggie
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Glad we won but we needed the sweep. Sigh.

Beau Holder
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Chef Elko said:

Hader
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bring on the Orioles!
agproducer
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Still #Feckless
Twisted Helix
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8 games back and we're in 2nd place.
lol
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Ugly series win… but I'll take it. Now go win about 10 more in a row please
cc10106
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Another series win in the friendly confines of Comiskey... whatever it's called now.



Baltimore is about to find out what a team on the rise will do to them.
Beau Holder
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f1ghtintexasaggie said:

Glad we won but we needed the sweep. Sigh.



It's all good, it's just the Orioles coming to town while the M's go play the Marlins.
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We're f***ing back baby!!!!….Definitely needed that, ugly win but still a win!!
W
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the cupcake part of the schedule is over
Hornbeck
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This is where we find out if we are for real.
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We're back baby!!!
(Narrator: They weren't)
Mathguy64
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W said:

the cupcake part of the schedule is over


When you are 35-40 there are no cupcakes. Just teams marginally worse than you.
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Mathguy64 said:

W said:

the cupcake part of the schedule is over


When you are 35-40 there are no cupcakes. Just teams marginally worse than you.


Even after the W we are still closer to the A's in the standings than we are the Mariners, so point taken.

Amusingly we're just 4 back in run differential though. The Mariners must be living right.
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Now in sole possession of 2nd place in the West. Suck it, Arlington.
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Hornbeck said:

This is where we find out if we are for real.
They're not.
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Beau Holder said:

Bout to lose a series to the 2024 Chicago White Sox where you managed to score a combined 1 run against them in two full games. It's poetry.

FYI we won the series.
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Agreed. This team is a joke.
Beau Holder
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cc10106 said:

Now in sole possession of 2nd place in the West. Suck it, Arlington.

They've got the Royals, Brewers, and then O's up next, should be fun.
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crazy to me that our run differential is so close to Seattle's for the season
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htxag09
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We are so back bad back
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htxag09 said:

We are so back bad back

Beau Holder
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Going to see Blanco vs Burnes, hoping it's as entertaining that matchup would imply.
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Fox is doing a great job with the Rickwood Field game.
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