***** 2024 Houston Astros Season Thread ***** [Staff Warning]

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Ag_07 said:

Mr.Bond said:

EastCoastAgNc said:







Fool me once twice three four.....

FIFY


I lol'd out loud.
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Prosperdick said:

So I just checked and Jomboy STILL hasn't made a video of Shoeless Jose, WTF?
Manfred and/or the Umpire's Union paid him off not to cover it.
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Ok hear me out. The wave is often started during Astros pitching in a close game.

The guy starting the wave rarely if ever is wearing Astros gear


So…..

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Farmer1906 said:

tjack16 said:

Last pitch LMJ was October 2022

We are in September 2024

We DGAF about "playing catch" at this point. Until he's on the mound in a game it doesn't matter what update they give


Speak for yourself. I like getting updates on our players.


I do too… but the McCullers ones are pointless. How many times have they got us with the "he's close" or "making progress" updates?

Also, I should add that Lance is one of my favorite players.
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The Kraken said:

The wave is lame!
Yep
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EastCoastAgNc said:



The Astros pitching depth will be so stacked this Thanksgiving!

Of course none would crack Arlington's postseason <snicker> rotation.
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Ok old man. Let's see what you have. Your playoff spot is hanging in the balance.
FrioAg 00
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My prediction is JV is about to throw a no hitter or damn close

LFG! Do it for us olds!
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One pitch, one out!
FrioAg 00
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2 down
FrioAg 00
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That'll do - I'll take a 12 pitch inning to start off

He's hitting 96 on the 4 seam already
RED AG 98
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Vintage JV early. Let's hope it's also often.
jkag89
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12 pitch inning!

Let's go bats!
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He's not missing nearly as bad as he has been. The balls are just off the edges.

That half inning looked much better. Let's see if he can duplicate it.
Marvin
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Don't care if you're a Hall of Famer. That was stupid.
iBrad
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jkag89 said:

The Kraken said:

The wave is lame!
Yep


Hey, babe. Can you get distain outta my shirt?
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I'm good with Altuve being aggressive... but if he is gonna swing at ball 4 on a 3-0 count to lead off the game, he needs some take signs
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Yordan showing bunt on a meat pitch.
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He just gave them a strike on that first pitch. I don't get it.
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Does Blummer still do those offseason meet-and-greets at Saint Arnold's downtown? I would love to hear his thoughts on this offensive approach. Maybe he agrees with whatever makes the players most comfortable, or maybe he thinks this is the insanity that it appears to be.

Meanwhile, JV looking like JV. That's a net positive!
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Another great inning for JV
RED AG 98
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I bet that's more swing and miss through 2 complete than his entire last outing.
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Nice second inning JV!
Marvin
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JV's velocity is down a tick, but the movement and location are so good it may not matter.
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Much better. His location is much better.
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Hit Pena in his person body armor. Right in the triceps.
FrioAg 00
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Astros have them loaded, no outs
Marvin
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Did Pena's tricep break that ball?
FrioAg 00
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Damnit Rake
jkag89
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Table set, c'mon Jake!

(sigh)
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Marvin
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Well, it wasn't a double play so that's a positive.
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RED AG 98
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RE with bases loaded, no outs is 2.28. Let's see what happens. I take the under.
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3rd most at bats with bases loaded

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