***Official Houston Astros 2023-24 Offseason Thread*** [Staff Warning - OP]

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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 8:40p, 3/18/24
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FrioAg 00 said:
AgLA06 - I apologize if I missed a response, are you able to join 2015, Beaux and 1906 for opening day game next Thursday?



Hope he doesn't have you on his ignore list
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8:47p, 3/18/24
I will take Mushinski.


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9:44p, 3/18/24
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I'll take Sousa
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9:46p, 3/18/24
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Someone needs to take Altuve just to defend his base running skills
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9:48p, 3/18/24
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Give me Hader
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In reply to spadilly • 9:49p, 3/18/24
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spadilly said:
I'll take Sousa


West Roxbury said:
I will take Mushinski.




We went from 0 reliable lefties to possibly 3.
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In reply to wangus12 • 9:51p, 3/18/24
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wangus12 said:
Give me Hader
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10:07p, 3/18/24
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Latest update

Tjack16 - Javier
Farmer1906 - McCullers
MathGuy64 - Pressly
CFATXAG10 - Jose Abreu
RED AG 98 - Dubon
Lonestar_Ag09 - Jake Meyers
Deluxe - Blanco
Marvin - Framber alert
Bearkat15 - JP France
Beat40 - Montero
AgSportsFan89 - Singleton
Linkdude - Hunter Brown
Twisted Helix - Cabbage
DustyBaker - Julks
Bregxit - Hensley
n_touch - Pena
Prosperdick - Chas
Redline248 - Diaz
All I do is Nguyen - Garcia
iamtheglove - Urquidy
The Porkchop Express - Caratini
JABQ04 - Kessinger
West Roxbury - Mushinski
wangus12 - Hader
spadilly - Sousa
Wabs - Martinez
Teddy Perkins - Salazar
AggieJ2002 - Espada
agproducer - Loperfido
JohnnyTexAg1995 - Pettis
EastCoastAgNc - Bobby Dynamite
RO519 - Bregman

Unclaimed: if there is anybody I missed on the 40 man let me know.
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10:09p, 3/18/24
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No idea really what I'm doing but I'll take Martinez.
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In reply to Wabs • 10:10p, 3/18/24
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Wabs said:
No idea really what I'm doing but I'll take Martinez.
You shall defend Martinez to the death. You cannot slander his name for all of 2024 season. Positive vibes only.
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In reply to tjack16 • 10:11p, 3/18/24
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This may end up really helping the thread this year.
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10:17p, 3/18/24
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I'll take the next acquisition. Whoever it may be
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 10:18p, 3/18/24
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Farmer1906 said:
This may end up really helping the thread this year.


Come playoff time when all the Johnny come lately hordes show up, there will be fights to defend the honor of your player after they are slandered by some chump.
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In reply to texasaggie2015 • 10:19p, 3/18/24
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What do you know?
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10:27p, 3/18/24
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Someone has to take Espada, right?
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In reply to ttha_aggie_09 • 10:31p, 3/18/24
ttha_aggie_09 said:
God bless the soul that choses Montero or Abreu (Jose)

Anyone have Singleton?


Montero wasn't a choice. It was a calling.


Montero with 0 runs in 1 inning tonight.

Also named after a teenage mutant ninja turtle, just spelled different.
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In reply to Beat40 • 10:35p, 3/18/24
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Not just any turtle but THE BEST turtle.
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 10:38p, 3/18/24
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bearkatag15 said:
Someone needs to take Altuve just to defend his base running skills


I'll take Tuve.



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10:46p, 3/18/24
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 10:47p, 3/18/24
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Farmer1906 said:
linkdude said:
G-men still doing work


Good for them. Didn't make sense for us at that price.


Thinking about this more and I gotta give Crane credit. He seems to be a little loose with his money and prospects when it comes to guys he wants (see JV, Abreu, Montero, Hader). None were smart values. But Crane stood firm and didn't play Boras's game.
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In reply to redline248 • 10:51p, 3/18/24
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redline248 said:
Someone has to take Espada, right?


For my own sanity and because of my daily internal rage towards Dusty Baker last season, give me Joe Espada so I can have MY manager's back at least for one season, even after our first 3-game losing streak when the first Fire Espada messages start inevitably going out.
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In reply to FrioAg 00 • 10:56p, 3/18/24
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FrioAg 00 said:
AgLA06 - I apologize if I missed a response, are you able to join 2015, Beaux and 1906 for opening day game next Thursday?



Well crap, I must have missed your post on that. I'd love to since we all hugged and sang kumbaya and became family last year. Pretty sure I promised to buy the first round.

I'm committed to playing golf with my oldest, her normal playing partner and dad. Let me see if I can get it rescheduled.

I'll PM you so we don't clutter this.
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11:00p, 3/18/24
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In reply to AggieJ2002 • 11:16p, 3/18/24
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They're already out there because some people feel that unless you're undefeated in spring training, you gotta tear it all down.

Social media is a dumb place
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In reply to tjack16 • 11:27p, 3/18/24
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tjack16 said:
Latest update

Tjack16 - Javier
Farmer1906 - McCullers
MathGuy64 - Pressly
CFATXAG10 - Jose Abreu
RED AG 98 - Dubon
Lonestar_Ag09 - Jake Meyers
Deluxe - Blanco
Marvin - Framber alert
Bearkat15 - JP France
Beat40 - Montero
AgSportsFan89 - Singleton
Linkdude - Hunter Brown
Twisted Helix - Cabbage
DustyBaker - Julks
Bregxit - Hensley
n_touch - Pena
Prosperdick - Chas
Redline248 - Diaz
All I do is Nguyen - Garcia
iamtheglove - Urquidy
The Porkchop Express - Caratini
JABQ04 - Kessinger
West Roxbury - Mushinski
wangus12 - Hader
spadilly - Sousa
Wabs - Martinez

Unclaimed: Salazar


Give me Salazar.
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11:28p, 3/18/24
So I guess we're not interested in Montgomery?
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 12:17a, 3/19/24
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Mathguy64 said:
Farmer1906 said:
This may end up really helping the thread this year.


Come playoff time when all the Johnny come lately hordes show up, there will be fights to defend the honor of your player after they are slandered by some chump.


It will be so easy to spot them and they will be so very confused. I'm loving this more and more.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:18a, 3/19/24
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The Porkchop Express said:
Lonestar_Ag09 said:
tjack16 said:
RED AG 98 said:
First thought -- man that is a Porkchop bat signal. Him being the first reply did not disappoint!


I had kind of a fun thought for the regulars on this thread. I remember in about 2019-2020 farmer would always have Tucker's back when people posted against him… to the point where we all said don't make farmer mad talking about TED.

It would be fun if we had a draft where each poster had one player that they HAVE to defend and post positively about at all costs throughout the season even if they play at a Maldonado level.
I claim Jake
That means you have to post Saved by the Bell gifs all year.
I'll work on remembering how to do that…

I mainly wanted to pick him because I called him to come back with a vengeance last year so I'd really like to be right just slow delay on the prediction.

But hey, if Baseball doesn't work out for Jake he might have a future in Banana ball. He fits the pretty boy flow hair mold they seem to employ.
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6:11a, 3/19/24
Good interview with Tucker on Flippin' Bats

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 6:12a, 3/19/24
Farmer1906 said:
This may end up really helping the thread this year.


Turn a great baseball discussion thread into people trolling always for a player. Starts lots of discussions with people not in on the bit, derailing actual baseball talk. Yeah, great idea.

Trying to manufacture something that occurred naturally as part of the thread is a bit lame. So much great to discuss Astros wise, why create some distracting gimmick?
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 6:24a, 3/19/24
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BMX Bandit said:
Farmer1906 said:
This may end up really helping the thread this year.


Turn a great baseball discussion thread into people trolling always for a player. Starts lots of discussions with people not in on the bit, derailing actual baseball talk. Yeah, great idea.

Trying to manufacture something that occurred naturally as part of the thread is a bit lame. So much great to discuss Astros wise, why create some distracting gimmick?
Gonna be a great Tuesday when you're already this bitter at 6:12 am!

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In reply to BMX Bandit • 6:27a, 3/19/24
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BMX Bandit said:
Farmer1906 said:
This may end up really helping the thread this year.


Turn a great baseball discussion thread into people trolling always for a player. Starts lots of discussions with people not in on the bit, derailing actual baseball talk. Yeah, great idea.

Trying to manufacture something that occurred naturally as part of the thread is a bit lame. So much great to discuss Astros wise, why create some distracting gimmick?


I don't think it's going to be as big of a deal as you're making it out to be. I think it's going to maybe equate to a few extra posts per day, but in the grand scheme of things, it's not gonna derail anything.
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 6:55a, 3/19/24
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BMX Bandit said:
Farmer1906 said:
This may end up really helping the thread this year.


Turn a great baseball discussion thread into people trolling always for a player. Starts lots of discussions with people not in on the bit, derailing actual baseball talk. Yeah, great idea.

Trying to manufacture something that occurred naturally as part of the thread is a bit lame. So much great to discuss Astros wise, why create some distracting gimmick?


I didn't wanna be the Debbie downer that said but this is spot on.
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6:59a, 3/19/24
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These takes really add to thread instead…

Has it been decided who is starting the season thread this year?
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