***Official Houston Astros 2023-24 Offseason Thread*** [Staff Warning - OP]

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That's almost as bad as "best shape of their life" headlines. If anything we need to be more selective with our aggression.
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Anyone that says the early 90's wasn't the greatest time is lying. Everyone wants to go back.
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I don't NEED that jacket but boy do I want it!
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n_touch said:

Anyone that says the early 90's wasn't the greatest time is lying. Everyone wants to go back.
I miss the 94 blue and gold unis
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n_touch said:

Anyone that says the early 90's wasn't the greatest time is lying. Everyone wants to go back.
90's kids.

I honestly lump the 80s and 90s together.
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Guys - I went to the Homage website to look at the start jackets already out, and all of them are sold out except the Angels! Hilarious!

Thanks to the Angels, I know those jackets are $165.

Check it out for yourself:
https://www.homage.com/collections/starter-jackets/baseball
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I still have my Aggie Starter jacket in a closet somewhere. May be time to bring that baby back out!
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

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astros4545 said:

8 is way too low...easily 5
It's because of his health. He missed 48 games last year. Guy can't be Top 5 if he's unavailable for 30% of the games.


How many games did/will judge, trout and ohtani miss and get back to me
Count up the MVP trophies for those guys, then for Yordan and get back to me.


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The Rangers' FBL league that me and another Astro fan infiltrated last year has reopened. I am hoping to take Joey Gallo in the first round for a second straight year. Hopefully with the #1 pick this time.

Then I will pick every single player on the Rangers roster so I can go to thread and gripe about how the Rangers' struggles are killing my fantasy team, with accompanying screenshots to avoid the ban.
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All I do is Nguyen
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The Porkchop Express said:

The Rangers' FBL league that me and another Astro fan infiltrated last year has reopened. I am hoping to take Joey Gallo in the first round for a second straight year. Hopefully with the #1 pick this time.

Then I will pick every single player on the Rangers roster so I can go to thread and gripe about how the Rangers' struggles are killing my fantasy team, with accompanying screenshots to avoid the ban.
Careful there Porkchop, you just pulled an Obama and told the enemy what you're doing on a public forum so now they will know who to blame!
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Soon. Tomorrow.
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EastCoastAgNc said:




Good for him. Nice to hear how excited he is.
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All I do is Nguyen said:

The Porkchop Express said:

The Rangers' FBL league that me and another Astro fan infiltrated last year has reopened. I am hoping to take Joey Gallo in the first round for a second straight year. Hopefully with the #1 pick this time.

Then I will pick every single player on the Rangers roster so I can go to thread and gripe about how the Rangers' struggles are killing my fantasy team, with accompanying screenshots to avoid the ban.
Careful there Porkchop, you just pulled an Obama and told the enemy what you're doing on a public forum so now they will know who to blame!
But surely no Rangers fans come to an Astros thread!
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Speaking of which, I still haven't gotten an explanation from the mods of what rule I broke and got the ban hammer for. But if I post over there again, the full year ban still stands. So weird.
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Every time I read Spencer Arrighetti's name, I always think his last name is spaghetti.

Hope spaghetti can contribute in 2024!
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texasaggie2015 said:

Speaking of which, I still haven't gotten an explanation of what rule I broke and got the ban hammer for. But if I post over there again, the full year ban still stands. So weird.
Other than the year long ban you should post a 5,000 word essay on how Ranger baseball is the epitome of class and you've decided to change allegiances. I'll write it for free. Do you get banned for positive posts?
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texasaggie2015 said:

Speaking of which, I still haven't gotten an explanation of what rule I broke and got the ban hammer for. But if I post over there again, the full year ban still stands. So weird.


If we win the WS or beat them in the playoffs this year… I anticipate a lot of bans for trolling. Myself included
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tjack16 said:

texasaggie2015 said:

Speaking of which, I still haven't gotten an explanation of what rule I broke and got the ban hammer for. But if I post over there again, the full year ban still stands. So weird.


If we win the WS or beat them in the playoffs this year… I anticipate a lot of bans for trolling. Myself included
I'm going to be doing some high concept art house trolling if that happens.
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tjack16 said:

texasaggie2015 said:

Speaking of which, I still haven't gotten an explanation of what rule I broke and got the ban hammer for. But if I post over there again, the full year ban still stands. So weird.


If we win the WS or beat them in the playoffs this year… I anticipate a lot of bans for trolling. Myself included
I will have a couple new sock accounts for that purpose
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Y'all care way too much about the Rangers.
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Yeah, I want it on record that I'm anti-trolling after the whole fiasco last week
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Ag_07 said:

Y'all care way too much about the Rangers.


Agreed. Talk some **** on "neutral ground".
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Ag_07 said:

Y'all care way too much about the Rangers.
The team that beat us 4 times at home to deny us a trip to the WS?
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Agreed. Too many Astros fans treating them like rivals already, and 1 successful year isn't enough for them to earn the spot as a rival.

I'd rather stay focused on being better than LA, the Yankees and Braves.
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The one that had one spurt of good games and a very fortunate WS matchup after a half century of irrelevance, still has half the titles and just slightly more than half the pennants the Astros do, and isn't projected anywhere near the top of the AL West this year, yes. Props to them and all, but I'm way more mad at the Astros for blowing that than I am feeling like it was bitterly taken away by someone else.

I'm a little more worried about the Doyers and Yankees this season.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Ag_07 said:

Y'all care way too much about the Rangers.
The team that beat us 4 times at home to deny us a trip to the WS?

Yup that's the one.

I wanna see them return back to earth as much as anyone but grown men trolling their fan base on a message board is kinda sad.

Just my $0.02 though
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Huh….we haven't played the sips in years and they're our rival.

The Astros play them a ton and are in state. Theyre 100% a rival. Just because you're better than them doesn't make it not a rivalry.

Ou/osu is one sided but still a rivalry, Georgia/Georgia st etc etc
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bearkatag15 said:



Aaron Judge doesn't even make my top 100 baseball players list, he has generational talent but his stupid face makes me hate him
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