***Official Houston Astros 2023-24 Offseason Thread*** [Staff Warning - OP]

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Ag_07 said:

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stoneca said:

SIAP but has anyone else in the division gotten anyone notable or lost anyone notable? I've only been paying attention to Astros news. TIA
FWIW:

Rangers: Worse
- Add RP Kirby Yates
- FA Losses: Montgomery (SP1/2), Garver (DH/2C), Grossman (Util OF), Jankowski (Util OF), Hedges (3C)
- FA RP Losses: Chapman, Will Smith, Stratton
Montgomery will be a big loss if the Rangers don't resign him. Max Scherzer replaces that spot.
Garver could still be in play.
Carter replaces Grossman and Jankowski

Athletics: Got a new location
- Signed P Bido (28): 9GS, 16G, 5.86 ERA, 50.2 IP, 48 SO (1yr/$0.74M)
Not worth the time to look at FA losses.

Angels: Worse
- Signed RP Adam Climber (32): 22G, 7.40 ERA, 20.2 IP, 12 SO (1yr/$1.65M)
- Signed RP Luis Garcia (36): 61G, 4.07 ERA, 59.2 IP, 53 SO (1yr/$4.25M)
- Signed RP Adam Koarak (34): 10G, 0.00 ERA, 12.0 IP (1yr/$0.90M)
Lost Ohtani to FA. Not worth the time to look at FA losses. If they don't replace Ohtani, they will be worse.

Mariners: Worse
- Traded away 3B Eugenio Suarez (31): 162G, .232, 22 HR, .323 OBP
- Traded away LF Jarred Kelenic (24): 105G, .253, 11 HR, .327 OBP
- Lost RF Teoscar Hernandez (30) to FA: 160G, .258, 26 HR, .305 OBP
Addition by subtraction. Those 3 guys have a high K rate and the Mariners appear to be "retooling" to get guys with fewer holes in their bats.
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EastCoastAgNc said:


So he definitely IS in Toronto and NOT at home in California...
Fightin' Texas Aggie and Sam Houston State Bearkat
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This Shohei tracker stuff is creepy
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redline248 said:

This Shohei tracker stuff is creepy


It's like Texags after a coaching change. FlightAware creepers.
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Farmer1906 said:





****in Shark Tank!!!!
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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MLB flight trackers are amateurs compared to college football
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Braves acquire David Fletcher and Max Stassi from Angels.

That an expensive 3rd catcher. Guessing they'll flip him
MaxPower
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Stassi makes $7M a year for those concerned Caratini is getting overpaid….
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MaxPower said:

Stassi makes $7M a year for those concerned Caratini is getting overpaid….


Stassi is overpaid if he continues his 2023 production. His bat and his framing went to *****
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Farmer1906 said:

MaxPower said:

Stassi makes $7M a year for those concerned Caratini is getting overpaid….


Stassi is overpaid if he continues his 2023 production. His bat and his framing went to *****
Didn't he miss most of the season b/c of a family situation?
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EastCoastAgNc said:

Farmer1906 said:

MaxPower said:

Stassi makes $7M a year for those concerned Caratini is getting overpaid….


Stassi is overpaid if he continues his 2023 production. His bat and his framing went to *****
Didn't he miss most of the season b/c of a family situation?


That should be 2022 production. He killed it in 20 and 21. Got money and sucked.
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This meme will never die
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Howdy Ags,

My wife is making my father in law a shadow box from ALCS game 5 since it was his first ballgame with his grandson, my four year old. One thing I didn't get a good picture of was the scoreboard. Did any of y'all go and get a good pic?

Thanks for the help!

Edit because it was game 5. The altuve homer in Arlington.

[We have cleaned up the disrespectful and trolling comments to this post and we are going to ban anyone that decides that they can make one. Either help the poster get the picture or do not reply to this post. -Staff]
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[One month and if you ever make a post like that again TexAgs you will get a permanent ban. That is your warning. -Staff]
Wabs
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[You are also banned for being obscene. -Staff.]
sburg2007
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I ordered him a ticket stub since we can't get those anymore, picture of him and my son walking in, them in the stands, ordered an ALCS pin with both teams, wanted a picture of scoreboard with box score and the rest is up to my artistic wife.

69 year old retirees living their best life in college station don't need much so this was our best effort. Also thought it would be special to my kid whenever the time comes for him to have it.

I grew up going to the dome too. I used to collect stubs and had some neat stuff from 99. I think there was an astrodome collectors tin, snow globe I still have. Lost the Stubs in a house fire. I had one from second to last game (Saturday vs the dodgers) and second to last actual game (game 3 nlds I believe it was vs braves.)
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https://instagr.am/p/Cyoa6AWvF7c
this is a pre-game picture
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Damn what I miss with the bans?
FrioAg 00
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Somebody interpreted the Ranger coming on an Astros thread and asking for a scoreboard picture as trolling.

They posted a super common gif of a comedian revealing the bird to someone.

Mod interpreted it as a grave offense and banned him, and threatened him.

Thats about the gist of it - you didn't miss much.
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Testing
tjack16
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Testing..
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FrioAg 00 said:

Somebody interpreted the Ranger coming on an Astros thread and asking for a scoreboard picture as trolling.

They posted a super common gif of a comedian revealing the bird to someone.

Mod interpreted it as a grave offense and banned him, and threatened him.

Thats about the gist of it - you didn't miss much.



Nah he got banned for the comment he made about the guys wife. It was over the line
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Testing? And I was actually helpful?
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Rangers fans....... ruining **** since 1972
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


MAGA

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I get it but it's a message board just delete the comment.

Especially since for any reason they've been told not to cross pollinate including warnings on the OP. I think it's stupid but it is what it is
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Have you read that warning?
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

I get it but it's a message board just delete the comment.

Especially since for any reason they've been told not to cross pollinate including warnings on the OP. I think it's stupid but it is what it is


Warning only applicable to Astros fans posting on their thread. And it would be something as inane as "how do you do" to catch an Astros fan a ban. But rangers fans get free reign. All so the ranger fan mod(s) can touch themselves after banning the big bad Astros fans.
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Guess mine got caught in there too. Did not think it was bad
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Farmer1906 said:

Have you read that warning?
no. It appeared after I read the OP just heard others complain

It's funny though. Sorry for our dear friends new favorite team
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https://instagr.am/p/C0pR_vyvLpR


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