*****Official Texas Rangers 2023 Season Thread***** [Staff Warning]

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The Porkchop Express said:

Hey no jinx intended, but I just wanted to congratulate you guys for an incredible season and wish you all the best in the playoffs. I know a lot of Astro "fans" on our board are losers who come to your thread and harass you, but as a long-suffering Houston Oiler fan, I hope you guys relish every second of the World Series to come, put your phone down, gather the family around, and enjoy the hell out of your trip. You've been loyal fans all year long and you deserve all of the thrills coming your way.

God Bless, Porkchop


You the man, Porkchop
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There are a lot of Ranger fans at MM tonight. Wonder when the losers are going to give them some elbow room to celebrate?
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Daveintx said:

Bring Smith in with 2 outs in the 9th to plunk someone...no loss on the roster


He'd miss him and give up a homer.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Hey no jinx intended, but I just wanted to congratulate you guys for an incredible season and wish you all the best in the playoffs. I know a lot of Astro "fans" on our board are losers who come to your thread and harass you, but as a long-suffering Houston Oiler fan, I hope you guys relish every second of the World Series to come, put your phone down, gather the family around, and enjoy the hell out of your trip. You've been loyal fans all year long and you deserve all of the thrills coming your way.

God Bless, Porkchop
Bravo.

But we will not accept any congratulations until the last out. We are a justifiably paranoid fan base.
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Congrats Rangers.
You guys earned it.
Represent the state well in the WS.
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Haha I love how they're getting mad and calling for bans over on their thread as if they didn't act like the series was over a couple nights ago on our thread
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OK, fine, I take it back about how it sucks to be a Rangers fan. That was amusing.

Now if they can somehow knock the wire the 2nd base hobbit is wearing out of his uniform, this would be perfect.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Hey no jinx intended, but I just wanted to congratulate you guys for an incredible season and wish you all the best in the playoffs. I know a lot of Astro "fans" on our board are losers who come to your thread and harass you, but as a long-suffering Houston Oiler fan, I hope you guys relish every second of the World Series to come, put your phone down, gather the family around, and enjoy the hell out of your trip. You've been loyal fans all year long and you deserve all of the thrills coming your way.

God Bless, Porkchop
Didn't read but will recognize after out 27.
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birdman said:

Is Tucker the worst glove in Majors? He's awful and proves it every game.


I'm still mad he decided to steal Janikowski's moment.
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Class! Hope we can bring it back to Texas again.
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Currently pouring rain in DFW! Washing away our post season past?
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FriscoKid said:

There are a lot of Ranger fans at MM tonight. Wonder when the losers are going to give them some elbow room to celebrate?


My youngest is an Aggie senior and drove to Houston to cheer on the Red Shoed Rangers.
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Man there are a lot of scumbags who celebrated the HBP in their thread. That near instant karma was lovely.
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Carlo4 said:

Garver broke a rib there for sure
I think so.
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Would have figured sborz in the 8th
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Just don't get cute and you got this
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I thought Tucker was supposed to be Ted Williams. That's what Astros "fans" told me
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Ha, my post in response to Porkchop was deleted. Can't believe he's still allowed to post on this site, much less get protection from staff.
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GarlandAg2012 said:

Man there are a lot of scumbags who celebrated the HBP in their thread. That near instant karma was lovely.


Trash fan base
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Mr Gigem said:

I thought Tucker was supposed to be Ted Williams. That's what Astros "fans" told me


He's had an MVP like year for them. Just slumped at the worst time.
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GarlandAg2012 said:

Man there are a lot of scumbags who celebrated the HBP in their thread. That near instant karma was lovely.


No way. They spent days talking about how classy they are.
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Dude got blasted in the chest with Lowe's homer.
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Fenrir said:

GarlandAg2012 said:

Man there are a lot of scumbags who celebrated the HBP in their thread. That near instant karma was lovely.


No way. They spent days talking about how classy they are.

Days? More like weeks/months
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Sborz = Marv

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I just hope Marvin doesn't get elbowed trying to leave the stadium.
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Just checking in to see if derm doc has come back to troll.
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Good play by Heim. Pitcher looked like he was trying to pick up a snake.
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Great play. Jus keep rolling
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Cat like from Heim!
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I'd lefty Monty in, but kinda drunk and on the couch and have no WS on my wall so goin' with what Bochy thinks. And he was right.
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Sborz has been a machine, even when it gets dicey
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3 innings let's go!
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Need more runs.
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4 runs off Abreu in this series, and the other game he put the first 2 guys on before being tossed. He hadn't given up a run since mid-July.
94chem,
That, sir, was the greatest post in the history of TexAgs. I salute you. -- Dough
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zgolfz85 said:

Sborz has been a machine, even when it gets dicey

Good Sborz is really good.
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