***Official Houston Astros 2022-23 Offseason Thread***

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They don't show it but he was tapping his wrist while she was in labor. Still just a celebration that only Astros love.
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Gig’em Aggies!
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I had the great pleasure of watching Lance Berkman on an almost daily basis during his last year at RIce, while working in the SID department fresh out of A&M.
Lance always did seem like a good guy. He's having a rough go of it this year as head coach of Houston Christian (formerly Houston Baptist) University. They're 1-14 this season and that includes a 24-0 loss to the Aggies a couple of weeks ago.

I'm glad he got a WS ring, wished he didn't have to leave Houston to get it. That last strike hit against the Rangers is one of the all-time clutch hits in World Series history.
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Just turned on USA/Canada and it's 12-1 'Merica in the top of the 3rd.
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I want to see more of Blanco and would ask Dana do they see Abreu as solid middle reliever or try him as a starter or even a closer if Presley loses a little something.
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Big Al 1992 said:

I want to see more of Blanco and would ask Dana do they see Abreu as solid middle reliever or try him as a starter or even a closer if Presley loses a little something.


I'd like to hear Dana's option too. If he can be a high end starter, I'd try it. Regardless, I think he should be on par with Montero for high leverage innings. Leave the medium leverage for Neris, Stanek. Low leverage for Maton.
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Now just 16 days until Opening Day delivers us Jersey #16 in the countdown



An early adopter was Sonny Jackson, who we saw a couple of days ago as one of the first Astros alongside Joe Morgan to ever make the cover of Sports Illustrated. Sonny debuted shortly after his 18th birthday in 1963 for the Colt .45s, hit .348 in a cup of coffee the next year and had a gorgeous 1966 season at age 21, hitting .292, stealing 49 bases, scoring 80 runs and getting 174 hits. It should be noted that 160 of those hits were singles. Yep, he had 14 extra-base hits (6 doubles, 5 triples, 3 homers) and that's it. Played with Houston from 1963-1967. By the way, all three of those homers were inside-the-park jobs, the most in a season by an Astro.

Jerry Davanon wore #16 in 1975 and 1976, and I'm only mentioning him because I went to high school with his son, Jeff, who later made it to the majors at age 25, and played 8 years in the league, hitting for the cycle for the Angels in 2004.



Dave Bergman and Harry Spillman carried the number forward from 1978 to 1985, and in the late 1980s it became the property of Mr. Rafael Ramirez, the "answer' at shortstop after Dickie Thon moved on and Craig Reynolds retired. Rafy was a diamond in the rough in his first year in Houston, hitting .276 with 30 doubles. The rest of his time in Houston, through to his retirement in 1992, was pretty meh. He was my Dad's favorite player, however, and I'll take the aside to shout out my dad here. My dad started smoking at age 15 and was up to 2 packs a day when I was a kid. At some point they made it illegal to smoke in the Dome, so my dad would anguish through Astro games jonsing for the nicotine. One game we were at, Ramirez came up and walked it off with a game-winning hit in the 13th inning, allowing my dad to GTFO for the cig. He started calling Ramirez "the Babe" after that and was hilariously stunned when he didn't continue to deliver clutch hits.
At age 51, my dad went to the doctor who showed him his lung Xrays and said, do you have grand kids? My dad said "not yet" and the doc said "If you don't quit smoking, you won't live to see them." My dad quit smoking that month; no patch, no gum, nothing, and has lived to see his first grandkid go to college, and my girls about to hit middle school.


A lot of odd names on the #16 chart post-Ramirez, including Dwight Gooden, Orlando Merced, and finally Jason Lane from 2005-2007, who caught fire like nobody's business in the Astros World Series run of 2005 ith 26 HR and 78 RBI in 517 at-bats. He also hit .600 in the 200 NLDS vs the Braves with a home run, and he is rather fascinatingly featured in the Richard Linklater film "Boyhood" which was filmed largely in the H over 12 years.



Brian McCann wore #16 in 2017-2018, a huge mental boost to the Astros' first WS winning team. He hit 18 HR and drove in 62 runs in 2017 before really tailing off the next year.



And utility genius Aledmys Diaz wore the # from 2019-2022, winning a World Series last year and then deciding to take a two-year vacation by signing with the A's. he as a great Swiss Army knife last year - 28 games in LF, 22 at 2B, 18 at SS, 10 at 3B, 7 at DH, 6 at 1B and 1 in RF. Nothing but the best, AD!

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I have not heard or read Enoli Paredes's name in a while. His future in jeopardy?
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An early adopter was Sonny Jackson, who we saw a couple of days ago as one of the first Astros alongside Joe Morgan to ever make the cover of Sports Illustrated.
There's the Astros shortstop of my youth. He showed a lot of promise early and I remember people talking about him as much as Joe Morgan. For as many disastrous trades Spec Richardson made, trading Jackson away to the Braves for veteran SS Denis Menke worked out pretty good for the Astros.

But Richardson could never leave well enough alone and a few years later included Menke in the infamously bad trade that sent Morgan to the Reds.
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What number was Roger Metzger? I did not realize Sonny Jackson put up some strong numbers early on
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15 and 14
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Ag4life80 said:

What number was Roger Metzger? I did not realize Sonny Jackson put up some strong numbers early on
I think Metzger wore 14. Led the league a couple of years in triples IIRC. He'll be on the countdown on Thursday.
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I patiently await the number 13. I predict blood in the water and a feeding frenzy IYKWIM and I'm sure you all do.
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Why the hate for Billy?
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Wags is just a run of the mill closer. I mean he can't even get voted into the HOF.

The Man who owned #13 is/was literally larger than life. He is/was the heavyweight champ. He carried the weight of that number like none other.
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Mathguy64 said:

Wags is just a run of the mill closer. I mean he can't even get voted into the HOF.

The Man who owned #13 is/was literally larger than life. He is/was the heavyweight champ. He carried the weight of that number like none other.
Ernie Camacho?
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Just remember that your words carry weight. My appetite had been whetted. I'm hungry in anticipation. Throw a starving man a seafood tower.

You know what you have to do.
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Didn't know whataburger had a seafood tower.
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bigjag19 said:

Didn't know whataburger had a seafood tower.
Does Whataburger sell seal?

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The Porkchop Express said:

Ag4life80 said:

What number was Roger Metzger? I did not realize Sonny Jackson put up some strong numbers early on
I think Metzger wore 14. Led the league a couple of years in triples IIRC. He'll be on the countdown on Thursday.


The original four fingered shortstop
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Just had a patient today who's son-in-law pitched for the Braves in 2021. I have some Astros stuff in my office and he would not shut up about how great it was that the Braves put those dirty cheating Astros in their place and won the WS in Houston and how much his SIL hates the Houston Astros.

He definitely came across as one of those guys who believes the Astros were the only team cheating then.
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wangus12 said:

Just had a patient today who's son-in-law pitched for the Braves in 2021. I have some Astros stuff in my office and he would not shut up about how great it was that the Braves put those dirty cheating Astros in their place and won the WS in Houston and how much his SIL hates the Houston Astros.

He definitely came across as one of those guys who believes the Astros were the only team cheating then.


I hope his SIL enjoyed watching the 2022 World Series from his couch
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You should have told him to stfu or you'd accidentally give him the wrong medication
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wangus12 said:

Just had a patient today who's son-in-law pitched for the Braves in 2021. I have some Astros stuff in my office and he would not shut up about how great it was that the Braves put those dirty cheating Astros in their place and won the WS in Houston and how much his SIL hates the Houston Astros.

He definitely came across as one of those guys who believes the Astros were the only team cheating then.
I have to admit I'm a little wary taking my daughter to an Astros-Braves game in Atlanta in a month for just this reason. Their fans, without making a broad generalized statement, suck.
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Fairly hilarious This Day in Astros History for March 14

1991 - It's March Madness time and the most popular guy at the Astros camp is rookie Kenny Lofton. During his years at the University of Arizona, Lofton was known more as a guard for the highly-ranked Wildcat basketball team than as a speedy center fielder. Lofton becomes the resident expert in tournament betting pools.
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You should have hooked him up to electrostim acupuncture needles and turned the dial to 11.
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I don't think he's even a Braves fan. His SIL is a journeyman player who was with the organization just for that year. But I was definitely sitting there wondering how someone could be that naive about the sport. Doesn't bug me, but I find it hilarious that we really are this Big Bad in baseball for simply whooping up on popular media markets.

I'm sure his SIL will enjoy being on a team that doesn't break .500 again this year.
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The Porkchop Express said:

Fairly hilarious This Day in Astros History for March 14

1991 - It's March Madness time and the most popular guy at the Astros camp is rookie Kenny Lofton. During his years at the University of Arizona, Lofton was known more as a guard for the highly-ranked Wildcat basketball team than as a speedy center fielder. Lofton becomes the resident expert in tournament betting pools.
It's a great thing we got Eddie Taubensee in exchange for that Lofton dude. BTW, did Lofton's career ever amount to anything?
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wangus12 said:

I don't think he's even a Braves fan. His SIL is a journeyman player who was with the organization just for that year. But I was definitely sitting there wondering how someone could be that naive about the sport. Doesn't bug me, but I find it hilarious that we really are this Big Bad in baseball for simply whooping up on popular media markets.

I'm sure his SIL will enjoy being on a team that doesn't break .500 again this year.


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Astros, Rockets negotiating to take over AT&T SportsNet Southwest

"As part of the acquisition of AT&T SportsNet Southwest, the Rockets and Astros will acquire the contracts of current network employees, including studio hosts and field reporters such as Julia Morales and Kevin Eschenfelder. The teams already employ play-by-play and color analysts such as Todd Kalas and Geoff Blum with the Astros. "
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