Am I the only person who finds it odd that NOT ONE announcer has mentioned the fact that Brandon Marsh of the Phillies only uses shampoo in his hair ONCE A MONTH?

He's sweating while batting, running, etc. I, for one, would hate being stuck sitting next to him.

His hair was bothering me during the playoffs, I couldn't figure out if it was that greasy or if it was always wet. I had to Google to find several articles where it states Marsh wets his hair in the dugout, but only shampoos his hair once a month. Gross!!

For a major-league baseball player making millions of dollars a year, he looks homeless or like Tom Hanks in "Castaway".

The MLB announcers (who all seem to hate the Astros) constantly make comments about how short Altuve is and so forth, bur if any have ever said anything about this, I missed it. Anyone else notice this?

Marsh looks like he should be in a GEICO Caveman commercial.

And, yes, once-a-month shampoo is gross. And icky.

That's why it looks like that?

I thought he put gel or actual grease or something in it to stay down or something. Knowing he is just unwashed, makes it funnier, but worse at the same time!

My wife barely watches the games but had zeroed in on his hair. She was wondering why it was so filthy and wet looking. This helps answer this question.

I thought the whole Captain Caveman thing died out about 5 or 6 years ago.

He's got enough oil in that mop to refill the strategic reserve