***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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Which suite are you in? I'm stuck going to that **** show too and am also in a suite.
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How quickly can your fortune turn in baseball?

368 days ago (Nov 6, 2021), David Hensley was starting his season with Cangrejeros de Santurce in the Puerto Rican Winter League. Santurce has a population of 69,000 and its stadium has a max capacity for baseball of 18,000.
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couldn't make this until right now

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The Porkchop Express said:

How quickly can your fortune turn in baseball?

368 days ago (Nov 6, 2021), David Hensley was starting his season with Cangrejeros de Santurce in the Puerto Rican Winter League. Santurce has a population of 69,000 and its stadium has a max capacity for baseball of 18,000.
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Beerosch said:

The Porkchop Express said:

How quickly can your fortune turn in baseball?

368 days ago (Nov 6, 2021), David Hensley was starting his season with Cangrejeros de Santurce in the Puerto Rican Winter League. Santurce has a population of 69,000 and its stadium has a max capacity for baseball of 18,000.
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Math punked
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Cromagnum said:

Everyone is now on the clock to conduct whatever pre-game ritual you did yesterday.
Quote:

Time to change keep the mojo of this thread. First pitch is just a few hours away!!!!




My post from yesterday around this time. LFG!!!
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I didn't drink last night.
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For those that don't venture over to the Houston board.

https://chng.it/bPfYm8cGQH

Change.org petition for Mattress Mack to throw Game 6 1st pitch

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The Porkchop Express said:

Astros-Texans Prop Bet Sheet

***** Pick your answers and reply to me before 7 p.m. to be counted. *****

Who has more points/runs at 8 p.m. - Texans or Astros?

Texans

Higher Total: Astros + Phillies combined hits OR Texans first downs

combined hits

Higher Total: Phillies runs OR Texans turnovers

Phillies runs

Higher Total: Phillies runs OR Eagles touchdowns

Eagles TD's

Higher total: Davis Mills turnovers OR Alex Bregman RBI

Bregman RBIs

Higher percentage: Texans third-down conversions OR Yuli Gurriel batting average for the game

Tuli BA

Higher total: Rex Burkhead rushing attempts OR Astros' highest number of runs in 1 inning tonight

Burkhead rush attempts

Higher total: Texans' plays from scrimmage longer than 50 yards OR Martin Maldonado inside the park home runs

LOL, Texans plays

Higher total: Texans' interceptions on defense OR Astros stolen bases

Astros SB's

Higher total: AJ Brown receptions + touchdowns OR Astros team hit total

Astros hits

Higher total: Eagles defense/special teams takeaways + sacks + D/ST touchdowns OR Astros and Phillies combined run total

combined run total




















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JCA1 said:

I didn't drink last night.
Started with the Garrison Brothers last night, so I'll be going there again tonight.
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I'm so excited to get to watch the Phillies fans realize that losing tonight loses them the WS!

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Johnsy3 said:


Good grief, this makes me feel ancient. I remember thinking around the time I hit 40 how weird it felt to know that most professional athletes were now younger than I was. Now I'm old enough to be their daddy.
plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose
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Obvious, but...

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cc10106
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Just heard on 790 that Abreu has thrown a complete game shutout including 16 Ks this postseason. Future closer.
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My butthole is clenched.
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cc10106 said:

Just heard on 790 that Abreu has thrown a complete game shutout including 16 Ks this postseason. Future closer.
.129 BA
48% K%
0 XHB

Look at the names he's K-d.
  • Gleybar 2x
  • Julio
  • All Timer Harper
  • Stanton
  • Realmuto


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texasaggie2015 said:

My butthole is clenched.


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Will Altuve or Alvarez go yard this series? I feel like tonight has some potential for both.
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Yordan looks close but I think Altuve is going yard tonight
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Seeing Yordan taking line drive opposite field is very encouraging.

He's very close.
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Cromagnum said:

Everyone is now on the clock to conduct whatever pre-game ritual you did yesterday.


Considering I posted pregame good luck TOFA I'm very conflicted.
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ttha_aggie_09 said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

why did they use a current picture of kyle tucker and kids pictures of everyone else?
Kyle Tucker looks like he was 6-5 130lbs at 13 years old

Kyle Tucker looks like Paul from "The Wonder Years" sans glasses.
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FrioAg 00 said:

I actually feel really bad for my fellow Aggies who happen to be Rangers fans. I cannot imagine how much that must suck to watch another in-state team play for 6 straight LCD, 4 WS appearances, and maybe a second ring. Then look at our roster and realize we are actually a lot younger and locked up as a contender a lot longer than anyone else as well.

Stros are just now hitting our stride.
I don't care.

Do you think those folks gave a rat's ass about what Houston fans thought when the Cowboys won 3 SuperBowls in the 90s?
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Farmer1906 said:




Ah back when we were the farm team for the Phillies. I don't miss those days.
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New World Ag said:

Johnsy3 said:


Good grief, this makes me feel ancient. I remember thinking around the time I hit 40 how weird it felt to know that most professional athletes were now younger than I was. Now I'm old enough to be their daddy.
Yeah, it's weird. My passion & emotion levels for sports definitely started waining when I realized I was getting older than most pro athletes. They ain't my kids and I ain't getting paid when they get paid, so....it's entertaining television.

Astros are a little bit different, because...reasons. Partly because I've followed them longer and been to more Astros games than any other sports team, party because there are 162 games and you're not crushed when you lose 2 games or 20.
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New World Ag said:

Johnsy3 said:


Good grief, this makes me feel ancient. I remember thinking around the time I hit 40 how weird it felt to know that most professional athletes were now younger than I was. Now I'm old enough to be their daddy.


I'm 2 years older than Nolan Ryan was in his last season. It felt like he was 85 years old back then.
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byfLuger41 said:

Less policing and more Philly HATTTTTTTTTT!!!!
Keep the ghey board stuff on the ghey board.
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TarponChaser said:

ttha_aggie_09 said:

Ragnar Danneskjoldd said:

why did they use a current picture of kyle tucker and kids pictures of everyone else?
Kyle Tucker looks like he was 6-5 130lbs at 13 years old

Kyle Tucker looks like Paul from "The Wonder Years" sans glasses.


and Paul is Marilyn Manson so Kyle looks like Marikyn Manson
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