***** Official 2022 Houston Astros Season Thread *****

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In reply to bearkatag15 • 11:46p, 11/2/22
bearkatag15 said:
Vazquez really is better than Maldy


Wish our manager and pitchers gave him more love
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11:46p, 11/2/22
I wish we were playing Game 5 right now as a double header.
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11:48p, 11/2/22
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11:48p, 11/2/22
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Please be Vazquez and Hensley in game 5 and CJ in game 7 if needed.
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11:49p, 11/2/22
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I'll be preparing a full range of Astro vs. Texan prop bets tomorrow for the board that are sure to amuse and delight.
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In reply to Premium • 11:50p, 11/2/22
Premium said:
Please be Vazquez and Hensley in game 5 and CJ in game 7 if needed.
I think we'll get Maldy tomorrow (I do hope I'm wrong), but I really want Hensley at DH.
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In reply to Beat40 • 11:51p, 11/2/22
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Beat40 said:
Premium said:
Please be Vazquez and Hensley in game 5 and CJ in game 7 if needed.
I think we'll get Maldy tomorrow (I do hope I'm wrong), but I really want Hensley at DH.


I don't care if Verlander thinks Maldanado is his proverbial binky, Verlander doesn't get a say in this with his performances.
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In reply to Beat40 • 11:52p, 11/2/22
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Machete is catching JV. I am not sure what Dusty will do at DH
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11:52p, 11/2/22
Harper is a meh-good player. 2/14. Gonna finish 3/20 for a .150 World Series batting average
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 11:52p, 11/2/22
The Porkchop Express said:
I'll be preparing a full range of Astro vs. Texan prop bets tomorrow for the board that are sure to amuse and delight.
One should be the Astros pitching staff strikeouts > Texans points.

Or a variation of that - Astros pitching staff strikeouts + Astros runs > Texans points.
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11:52p, 11/2/22
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What an absolute soul destroying win tonight.
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In reply to Beat40 • 11:53p, 11/2/22
Beat40 said:
Premium said:
Please be Vazquez and Hensley in game 5 and CJ in game 7 if needed.
I think we'll get Maldy tomorrow (I do hope I'm wrong), but I really want Hensley at DH.

If Diaz or mancini see the field again, I want dusty investigated
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In reply to ttha_aggie_09 • 11:53p, 11/2/22
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ttha_aggie_09 said:
Machete is catching JV. I am not sure what Dusty will do at DH


Yes you do. Step right up Mancini
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In reply to ttha_aggie_09 • 11:53p, 11/2/22
ttha_aggie_09 said:
Machete is catching JV. I am not sure what Dusty will do at DH
The one wild card I do wonder is Dusty may want to keep Yordan at DH. In that case, I suppose I wouldn't be surprised to see Dubon get the start in CF.
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In reply to Rule#2 • 11:54p, 11/2/22
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I think you're right but I didn't want to type it
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In reply to HarryRocket • 11:54p, 11/2/22
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HarryRocket said:
Harper is a meh-good player. 2/14. Gonna finish 3/20 for a .150 World Series batting average


Odd hill to die on man
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11:56p, 11/2/22
As far as I'm concerned, hopefully Diaz has taken his last AB of the series.
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In reply to Ag_07 • 11:57p, 11/2/22
Ag_07 said:
HarryRocket said:
Harper is a meh-good player. 2/14. Gonna finish 3/20 for a .150 World Series batting average


Odd hill to die on man


What? Who's dying? This is serious? It's the damn internet if I'm wrong, I'll be ok
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In reply to Ag_07 • 11:58p, 11/2/22
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Ag_07 said:
HarryRocket said:
Harper is a meh-good player. 2/14. Gonna finish 3/20 for a .150 World Series batting average


Odd hill to die on man


And let's hope he dies on that hill with dignity
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In reply to Beat40 • 11:58p, 11/2/22
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Beat40 said:
ttha_aggie_09 said:
Machete is catching JV. I am not sure what Dusty will do at DH
The one wild card I do wonder is Dusty may want to keep Yordan at DH. In that case, I suppose I wouldn't be surprised to see Dubon get the start in CF.
I wouldn't hate it. Make sure Chas is hitting 7th though. Don't want Dubon hitting higher than 8th
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In reply to Rule#2 • 11:58p, 11/2/22
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Rule#2 said:
Rule#2 said:
Dusty Baker ****ing sucks!

I'm going to post it every time Diaz or Mancini chokes on a fat one.


I'll walk it back just a hair because he did just manage history……but cmon man
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In reply to spadilly • 11:58p, 11/2/22
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Who knew they watched baseball in Russia?
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In reply to screw-tu • 11:59p, 11/2/22
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screw-tu said:
As far as I'm concerned, hopefully Diaz has taken his last AB of the series.
Jake Meyers suddenly not looking so bad with Diaz and Mancini's combined 1-for-35 (.029) in the playoffs.
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11:59p, 11/2/22
You guys love some Harper nuts. Geez.
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 12:01a, 11/3/22
bearkatag15 said:
Beat40 said:
ttha_aggie_09 said:
Machete is catching JV. I am not sure what Dusty will do at DH
The one wild card I do wonder is Dusty may want to keep Yordan at DH. In that case, I suppose I wouldn't be surprised to see Dubon get the start in CF.
I wouldn't hate it. Make sure Chas is hitting 7th though. Don't want Dubon hitting higher than 8th
At least Dubon doesn't strike out much. He puts the ball in play, which could come out to be better than anything Mancini or Diaz have done so far.

That's if Dusty is going to keep Yordan at DH of course.
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In reply to Beat40 • 12:01a, 11/3/22
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Beat40 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
I'll be preparing a full range of Astro vs. Texan prop bets tomorrow for the board that are sure to amuse and delight.
One should be the Astros pitching staff strikeouts > Texans points.

Or a variation of that - Astros pitching staff strikeouts + Astros runs > Texans points.
Since the Texans are probably going to score 3 or less, everything is on the table.
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12:04a, 11/3/22
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The topsy-turvy world of baseball. Our top 4 guys in post-season batting average are:

Gurriel .333 - regular season .242
Bregman .293 - regular season .259
Pena .289 - regular season .253
McCormick .286 - regular season .245
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:04a, 11/3/22
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The Porkchop Express said:
I'll be preparing a full range of Astro vs. Texan prop bets tomorrow for the board that are sure to amuse and delight.
Will one of those bets be, "Will Manfred find a way to **** over Houston's momentum",
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12:04a, 11/3/22
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Staph may nuke this thread and in doing so destroy a beautiful historical document recording the second World Series victory in the State of Texas.

But like cockroaches we will survive the nuclear fallout, scatter, and join up in the Rangers off-season thread and carry out the mission.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:04a, 11/3/22
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The Porkchop Express said:
Beat40 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
I'll be preparing a full range of Astro vs. Texan prop bets tomorrow for the board that are sure to amuse and delight.
One should be the Astros pitching staff strikeouts > Texans points.

Or a variation of that - Astros pitching staff strikeouts + Astros runs > Texans points.
Since the Texans are probably going to score 3 or less, everything is on the table.
Amazon probably hates that the MLB pushed the series back a day lol... This might be the least watched NFL game in history
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In reply to HarryRocket • 12:04a, 11/3/22
HarryRocket said:
Harper is a meh-good player. 2/14. Gonna finish 3/20 for a .150 World Series batting average
He did spark their win Tuesday.

I guess Ted Williams was also just a meh-good player. In his one World Series he hit ,200 without an extra-base hit and only one run batted in.
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 12:06a, 11/3/22
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bearkatag15 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
Beat40 said:
The Porkchop Express said:
I'll be preparing a full range of Astro vs. Texan prop bets tomorrow for the board that are sure to amuse and delight.
One should be the Astros pitching staff strikeouts > Texans points.

Or a variation of that - Astros pitching staff strikeouts + Astros runs > Texans points.
Since the Texans are probably going to score 3 or less, everything is on the table.
Amazon probably hates that the MLB pushed the series back a day lol... This might be the least watched NFL game in history
Needs to be like a bad high school district game and having a running clock in the second half.

Of course knowing the Texans' history, they'll probably win 13-10 with like 60 yards of offense like they did that time vs the Steelers.
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In reply to The Porkchop Express • 12:06a, 11/3/22
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screw-tu said:
As far as I'm concerned, hopefully Diaz has taken his last AB of the series.
Jake Meyers suddenly not looking so bad with Diaz and Mancini's combined 1-for-35 (.029) in the playoffs.


Honestly, as bad as Mancini has been, Diaz has been worse. Absolutely terrible ABs by Diaz, who really wasn't even a bad hitter before the post season.
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12:12a, 11/3/22
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In reply to jkag89 • 12:12a, 11/3/22
jkag89 said:
HarryRocket said:
Harper is a meh-good player. 2/14. Gonna finish 3/20 for a .150 World Series batting average
He did spark their win Tuesday.

I guess Ted Williams was also just a meh-good player. In his one World Series he hit ,200 without an extra-base hit and only one run batted in.


So Bryce Harper is Ted Williams

Geez, that's weird.

He's a *****
And you're welcome
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