The Astros after they saw the Mattress Mack video pic.twitter.com/8hAebXfmtT

— Astros in 6 (@AstrosOptimism2) November 3, 2022

Unbreakable record of two immaculate innings with two pitchers against the same three batters on a team we won't mention here.

And in the same season a nearly impossible feat of a no hitter in a world series game.

Ban check.

pic.twitter.com/iB7TCOEpib

— noah 🫠 (@noah2villarreal) November 3, 2022

Ban check

Light'en staff. Good Lord.

MATTRESSES!!!

ttha_aggie_09 said:

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WHAT A DAMN GAME!!!! LFG game 5

[Note to the board: there were way too many over the line pictures tonight. If that happens again, this thread will be locked, and we'll be handing out even more bans than we did tonight. Do a better job of coloring within the lines going forward -- Staff]

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Ranger's fan?

I'm sure my little bit of money doesn't mean anything, but if this thread gets locked, it'll be that much less they'll be seeing from my ass.

bearkatag15 said:

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good lord lets not get the thread locked in the middle of the WS

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We'll start another.

And another.

ttha_aggie_09 said:

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WHAT A DAMN GAME!!!! LFG game 5

[Note to the board: there were way too many over the line pictures tonight. If that happens again, this thread will be locked, and we'll be handing out even more bans than we did tonight. Do a better job of coloring within the lines going forward -- Staff]

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Ranger Fans

Damn wiping AOFA's…

So I have the flu and napped the whole game…. So I guess I sleep through the rest of these right?

So we have
Jv vs syyn and bullpen
Framber vs wheeler
Lance vs their lefty with the dumb first name?

As Dean Martin in his song "Houston" - " going back to Houston, Houston, Houston."

Ranger fans can EAD

Philly, you have a problem

BeaumontAg05 said:

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So we have
Jv vs syyn and bullpen
Framber vs wheeler
Lance vs their lefty with the dumb first name?

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By Lance you mean Urquidy right?

The Astros thread gives Staff impure thoughts.

Wabs said:

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BeaumontAg05 said:

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So we have
Jv vs syyn and bullpen
Framber vs wheeler
Lance vs their lefty with the dumb first name?

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By Lance you mean Urquidy right?

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And by Urquidy you mean Javier right?

STS gets the game ball tonight.

70 fastballs in 97 pitches. Hopefully JV was watching

This is HISTORY folks. Take it all in!

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(Original Caption) October 8, 1956: Yogi Berra jumps up and down as he hugs teammate Don Larsen, following Larsen's feat of pitching the first perfect game in World Series history in the fifth series game. The tall right hander pitched his team to a 2-0 win

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Wabs said:

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BeaumontAg05 said:

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So we have
Jv vs syyn and bullpen
Framber vs wheeler
Lance vs their lefty with the dumb first name?

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By Lance you mean Urquidy right?

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Javier

Time for that banger.

The Houston Astros handed the Philadelphia Phillies their first home playoff loss and did not allow a single hit. As a result, the Astros got a much needed win to ensure the World Series returns to Minute Maid Park for Game 6. Thanks to a Game 3 rainout, both the Eagles-Texans and Astros-Phillies play on the same night and the same time, causing some headaches, though it's more sports heaven in Philly for fans who would rather not divide their fandom.

https://apnews.com/article/world-series-philadelphia-houston-astros-phillies-eagles-46144c27c29c26440cfd1bf27bcde7c4

Saturday wil be a crazy day of sports.

Florida vs Texas A&M 11:00 AM ESPN: must win game for Aggies to reach bowl eligbility before LSU game. I will be driving from Austin for that game on Saturday morning.

No. 1 Tennessee vs No. 3 Georgia 2:30 PM CBS: this game will almost certainly decide the SEC East.

No. 6 Alabama vs No. 10 LSU 6:00 PM on ESPN: this game will likely decide the SEC West.

World Series Game 6 at Minute Maid Park 7:03 PM on Fox

If there is a Game 7, it will collide with the Tennesee Titans vs Kansas City Chiefs Sunday night game on NBC.

https://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2022/11/01/world-series-rainout-puts-game-seven-sunday-night-football-on-a-collision-course/

bearkatag15 said:

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Wabs said:

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BeaumontAg05 said:

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So we have
Jv vs syyn and bullpen
Framber vs wheeler
Lance vs their lefty with the dumb first name?

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By Lance you mean Urquidy right?

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And by Urquidy you mean Javier right?

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Win in 6. Won't matter.

Staff, please don't let a few newb posters who haven't been here all year ruin this. Just ban them as they pop up.

Our usual guys who post the rally shots all stayed in the lines.

[We appreciate the folks who don't try to push the envelope. It's being confronted with multiple instances of straight up nudity, that others then quote, that makes a mess for us to clean up that causes the problem. That will not be tolerated, and if issuing bans won't stop it, thread locking will result. It should not come to that -- Staff]

Combined no-hitters are not a thing.

— Ryan M. Spaeder (@theaceofspaeder) November 3, 2022

pencil d*** media checking in

Let's not forget the fact that Javi was absolutely shoving tonight, yet fox was all over Nola's nutsack