***Official Houston Astros 2021-22 Offseason Thread***

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I don't know which I find more amusing...the panic over who and how a thread is started or the panic when someone mentions a no hitter.
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CFTXAG10 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Oh lord. Someone done messed up and made an opening thread without permission.
I bet if we ignore it and create a new one it will still have more views than the Rangers season thread

They had a huge off season, signed like a dozen short stops, and have 10% of the posts as this thread….
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maca1028 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Oh lord. Someone done messed up and made an opening thread without permission.

I learned my lesson from my unofficial, unapproved, and premature 2016 thread.


And how did 2016 work out for us?
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Anyone else finding entertainment in the fact Nguyen hasn't come back to comment? Or apologize?
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Wait, I didn't realize I needed permission. My bad y'all. Just trying to contribute to one of my favorite threads on TexAgs. I will poop slap for recompense
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I didn't know there was protocol for the Astros season threads. I figured it was like the football game threads where anyone can start them. Apologies again everyone, didn't realize there was a ritual and protocol.

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Well if you can't post a gif you can't start the season thread….
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Just because I was on Mobile, it's fixed now boo boo
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maca1028 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Oh lord. Someone done messed up and made an opening thread without permission.

I learned my lesson from my unofficial, unapproved, and premature 2016 thread.

You're forgiven in my book.
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Big pickup for Hinch
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Have we heard anything about LMJ? Is it still two weeks to flatten the tendon?
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ttha_aggie_09 said:

Have we heard anything about LMJ? Is it still two weeks to flatten the tendon?
Sparky said he has a flexor issue that turned into TJ. That's scary.
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bearkatag15 said:



Big pickup for Hinch
Big give up for a platoon DH/AVG OFer. His splits are so bad you cannot let him face lefties. 2019 is starting to look like a fluke too.
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maca1028 said:

maca1028 said:

Mathguy64 said:

Oh lord. Someone done messed up and made an opening thread without permission.

I learned my lesson from my unofficial, unapproved, and premature 2016 thread.

You're forgiven in my book.
Did you just forgive yourself?
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That's not ideal… are we assuming he'll be put on the 60 day IL?
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All I do is Nguyen said:

I didn't know there was protocol for the Astros season threads. I figured it was like the football game threads where anyone can start them. Apologies again everyone, didn't realize there was a ritual and protocol.




Since we have not come up with a replacement I make a motion to let Nguyen have a run at the real deal. Do I have a second?


Nguyen, if the motion passes I'd say it is a good idea to reflect on past starting posts to match expectations. Gifs, hot takes, cool pictures, tatas, rally Kate all of the above. Are you sure that you're up to that?
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All I do is Nguyen said:

Wait, I didn't realize I needed permission. My bad y'all. Just trying to contribute to one of my favorite threads on TexAgs. I will poop slap for recompense


&ct=g
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In order for full forgiveness to be bestowed upon thee you must repent in the name of the orange, white, and blue and recite 27 Hail Joses, 59 Our Frambers, 23 Saint Michael's, and 12 Hail Holy Bakers.

Only then may you be openly welcomed into the pearly white gates of the 2022 thread.
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See I looked at last years thread and it only had the schedule in the initial post. So I was trying to follow suit.

I promise if I'm allowed to start the season thread there will be tatas, gifs, rally Kate ( now that JV is back) and other shenanigans. But if the council of TA decides otherwise I will be happy to Support the thread and make it the best damn thread in all of TA!
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https://texags.com/forums/53/topics/3126243

This is the energy we're looking for
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So what the hell happened last year??? And to be fair in 2020 we struggled but made the ALCS and last year went to but lost the WS.

I think if we find the middle ground, it'll work out
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Servais is a ******nozzle but this is a cool moment to get on video
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All I do is Nguyen said:

So what the hell happened last year??? And to be fair in 2020 we struggled but made the ALCS and last year went to but lost the WS.

I think if we find the middle ground, it'll work out


I retract my motion. I don't need this negativity…
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Yeah, I guess I did but the comment was in response to Nguyen. Killing two birds with one stone.
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Yordan catch #1 on Sportscenter top plays... not that we watch that show anymore.
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

All I do is Nguyen said:

I didn't know there was protocol for the Astros season threads. I figured it was like the football game threads where anyone can start them. Apologies again everyone, didn't realize there was a ritual and protocol.




Since we have not come up with a replacement I make a motion to let Nguyen have a run at the real deal. Do I have a second?


Nguyen, if the motion passes I'd say it is a good idea to reflect on past starting posts to match expectations. Gifs, hot takes, cool pictures, tatas, rally Kate all of the above. Are you sure that you're up to that?

And lots of TOFA. Like, give motorboatin Mathguy a run for his money.
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Until I hear otherwise, I will refrain from starting the season thread. If I am given the honor, and get the go ahead I will post one of the most epic thread starters ever
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Someone needs to start the damn thread already. I've got my own thread about to drop soon and I've been working fervishly on it.
Life is better with a beagle
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Okay, I have gifs, pics, tatas, rally kate, and other shenanigans locked and loaded ready to go.

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Fair enough. I tried.
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I nominate Farmer, Analytical intro to the season, Solid Tucker love and respect the TOFA

My second nomination would be Mathguy....because well we all know why
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Lonestar_Ag09 said:

I nominate Farmer, Analytical intro to the season, Solid Tucker love and respect the TOFA

My second nomination would be Mathguy....because well we all know why
Be prepared for TED gifs!
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Well I mean our only WS win was with Mazag starting it.
7nine
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Maz also started I believe 2018, 2019 and 2020... Dshedd started '21 which according to Nguyen got us into this whole debacle of him not including TOFA, gifs etc
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