Hey guys,
Farmer just reached out to me about starting the thread.
I'm honored. It's always something I look forward to. But I haven't really followed much since January and honestly don't even really know what offseason moves we made. I think it would take me far too much time to catch up.
I think it's time to pass the torch.
I had a good run. Under my reign, we won the World Series
But I also fostered a culture of cheating that led to the dismissal of the best GM in the world. And to top things off, his replacement didn't prioritize our favorite player who is now a Blue Jay.
It's time for new blood. Someone who can rally the team, city, and fanbase back together with the grace of Todd Kalas and the suave of Goeff Blum.
Someone who inspires. Someone who doesn't merely post hotties, but who bangs hotties and draws the ladies in.
Yall got this. I'll still be around. We're gonna win it all. No doubt in my mind. But for now, we need a new hero. The past must die.