***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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AccidentProne said:

Comparing Altuve and Odor is stupid, and isn't exactly a fair comparison One is a batting champ, all-star, and gold glove winner. The other simply isn't, and will probably only be 1 of those 3.

In no world is anyone seriously saying Odor is better than Altuve
I said defender. Fangraphs says Odor is a better fielder than Altuve this year. Their defensive metrics are trash.
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Can we go back to attendance and gay Odor smack?
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gigem1223 said:

3B Paul 97 said:

Does Frisco not have a helmet that fits Napoli? Looks like him and Gomez will be back soon. That is good news for the Stros.


Gomez>>>> Hoying and a better defensive outfielder than anyone on the Astros roster.

Napoli can stay his ass in Frisco.
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irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

Comparing Altuve and Odor is stupid, and isn't exactly a fair comparison One is a batting champ, all-star, and gold glove winner. The other simply isn't, and will probably only be 1 of those 3.

In no world is anyone seriously saying Odor is better than Altuve
I said defender. Fangraphs says Odor is a better fielder than Altuve this year. Their defensive metrics are trash.


I'm trying to agree with you. Odor is not better than Altuve in any form or fashion

ib4 Ag_07 says Odor is better than Altuve at jacking other dudes off
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Why do y'all always bring that up?
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gigem1223 said:

aggie1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

aggie1906 said:

Here is a simple question.

Who would you rather have? (Only listing young core players, listed by OPS, over .700 only)
Gallo or Altuve
Mazara or Springer
Andrus or Correa
DeShields or Bregman

Looks like clean sweep for Houston.


This doesn't even make sense, which makes sense coming from you. You're comparing players at different positions.

If I were to rank them today:

Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Andrus
Odor
Gallo
Bregman
Deshields




Even with your obvious bias you know the top 3 are the top 3 and head and shoulders above your core of average.


I'll give you Altuve and Correa. However, eventhough springer has played a lot longer, Mazara and Springer are not far apart.


Lolwut
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AccidentProne said:

ib4 Ag_07 says Odor is better than Altuve at jacking other dudes off

Not even that.

Remember...

Quote:

If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.

Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
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Ag_07 said:

AccidentProne said:

ib4 Ag_07 says Odor is better than Altuve at jacking other dudes off

Not even that.

Remember...

Quote:

If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.

Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.



GDit when was that???
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It's an irish pete gem from back on page 2 of this thread.
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Ag_07 said:

It's an irish pete gem from back on page 2 of this thread.


Still the best post on this board this season.
irish pete ag06
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Stop it, I'm blushing.
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titanmaster_race said:

gigem1223 said:

titanmaster_race said:

odor over bregman? no need to rebuild?


I hope the rangers front office thinks like you do!


Are you kidding? Please tell me what Bregman has done to be ranked over Odor.


well for one thing, he's a plus defender instead of a liability in the infield


but I also missed the "as of today" qualifier. Of course odor has done more than a guy who is at the 1 composite season in the league mark.

Aside from the defense, Bregman's season wOBA is .314. That's not awesome. Odor's is .275.
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Well it looks like the Rangers are back at .500. Please hang around there until July 31 and trade away some young talent!
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Keep up that .400 pace that y'all have been on and finish this season at 82-80

Rangers will keep up the .700 pace and finish the season 100-62.

Smells like another division title
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AccidentProne said:

Keep up that .400 pace that y'all have been on and finish this season at 82-80

Rangers will keep up the .700 pace and finish the season 100-62.

Smells like another division title


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irish pete ag06 said:

Well it looks like the Rangers are back at .500. Please hang around there until July 31 and trade away some young talent!



Wait.... I thought the Rangers didn't have any young talent?
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I bet even you can't even type that without laughing.
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AccidentProne said:

Keep up that .400 pace that y'all have been on and finish this season at 82-80

Rangers will keep up the .700 pace and finish the season 100-62.

Smells like another division title


Nice troll
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My bad. .300 pace. Astros are 3-7 over their last 10. So that's a 73-89 record

How's that for predictive metrics???
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AccidentProne said:

My bad. .300 pace. Astros are 3-7 over their last 10. So that's a 73-89 record

How's that for predictive metrics???


We're .000 over our last one. We probably won't win another game.
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aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

My bad. .300 pace. Astros are 3-7 over their last 10. So that's a 73-89 record

How's that for predictive metrics???


We're .000 over our last one. We probably won't win another game.


That's the spirit!
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I know this post is trying to be sarcastic...

But what's funny is that it doesn't sound out of place for you Astros fans. Especially when compared to some of y'all's stats speak/justification/self-assurement to make yourself feel better.
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Chipotlemonger said:

I know this post is trying to be sarcastic...

But what's funny is that it doesn't sound out of place for you Astros fans. Especially when compared to some of y'all's stats speak/justification/self-assurement to make yourself feel better.


Is it "stat speak" when you have the BEST record in allllllll of baseball?
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Chipotlemonger said:

I know this post is trying to be sarcastic...

But what's funny is that it doesn't sound out of place for you Astros fans. Especially when compared to some of y'all's stats speak/justification/self-assurement to make yourself feel better.


Well at least we haven't called for the actual murder of a relief pitcher.
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irish pete ag06 said:

Chipotlemonger said:

I know this post is trying to be sarcastic...

But what's funny is that it doesn't sound out of place for you Astros fans. Especially when compared to some of y'all's stats speak/justification/self-assurement to make yourself feel better.


Well at least we haven't called for the actual murder of a relief pitcher.


Baseball is serious stuff, okay?!
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Only because your starting rotation can't stay healthy enough to demote Fiers.
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Lucky #007 said:

Only because your starting rotation can't stay healthy enough to demote Fiers.


You haven't seen Fiers pitch lately. He's a #3 for the Rangers.

I guess our coaching staff can fix some pitchers. Your's can't.
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You know his last few starts have been an aberration as well as I do. And I'd also be shocked if you haven't called for a hit on Sipp or Gregerson at some point.
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Lucky #007 said:

You know his last few starts have been an aberration as well as I do. And I'd also be shocked if you haven't called for a hit on Sipp or Gregerson at some point.


Double digit lead makes it easy to stomach.
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Yalls thread would indicate otherwise.
irish pete ag06
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Lucky #007 said:

Yalls thread would indicate otherwise.


Is this where I'm supposed to say "obsessed much ?" And "thanks for reading!"
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If you wish but I've never denied viewing and posting on it.
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Happy Father's Day, aggie1906
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Ag2012 said:

Happy Father's Day, aggie1906
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I was coming here to see if any Rangers fans wished us happy Fathers days yet
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