***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Silent For Too Long
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

Watching the Idians smack the stros around, your announcers are as delusional as your idiot fans. They act like y'all are 20 time world series champions when in reality you are one of the worst franchises in baseball.
Did a Ranger's fan really just post this? A franchise that took 35 years to reach their first post season?

That's one of the most hilarious things posted on this entire thread. Grats.
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You'll probably die not knowing what it feels like winning a game in the world series or a superbowl. Congrats?
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No one gives a **** about what it feels like to win a single game in the world series. If you don't win the series then what's the point?
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You're wrong , idiot. Even in 2010 when Holland pitched that shutout , it was a great accomplishment to most Ranger fans. Don't worry, you will never know the feeling, Houston ******.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

You'll probably die not knowing what it feels like winning a game in the world series or a superbowl. Congrats?

Truly spoken like someone who witnessed his team choke away a WS title after being 1 strike away...TWICE.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

You're wrong , idiot. Even in 2010 when Holland pitched that shutout , it was a great accomplishment to most Ranger fans. Don't worry, you will never know the feeling, Houston ******.
You're terrible at this. You should stop.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

You're wrong , idiot. Even in 2010 when Holland pitched that shutout , it was a great accomplishment to most Ranger fans. Don't worry, you will never know the feeling, Houston ******.
No one remembers that ****. This is the only highlight 99% of sports fans will remember from that series.



Norm, you're pretty old so you I imagine you will kick the bucket with this Rangers memory flashing before your eyes.
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irish pete ag06 said:




Norm, you're pretty old so you I imagine you will kick the bucket with this Rangers memory flashing before your eyes.
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This radio show superfan is really, really upset about Houston.
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Are you guys 12??
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MSFC Aggie said:

Are you guys 12??
"I hope so." -aggie1906
Silent For Too Long
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Now you just look desperate.

There is a very, very good chance the Astros win a World Series in the next 5 years. In fact, they are currently second only to the Cubs on Brovada to win it this year.

Basing your smack talk on projected future disappointment really makes you look sad and pathetic. Of course, you are a Rangers fan, so...
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When was the last time those projections on Bovada were updated? The Cubs are playing nowhere near the level they were at last season. In fact, I'll go out on a limb and say the Cubs won't even win their division
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Silent For Too Long said:



Basing your smack talk on projected future disappointment really makes you look sad and pathetic. Of course, you are a Rangers fan, so...


Ironic you say this. But...but...run differential and advanced pitching stats...
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Giggity
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Appealing to numbers that actually have been proven to have predictive prowess versus appealing to, I don't know what exactly, some kind of anti Houston curse preventing future success aren't even remotely the same thing.

Also further proof the Ranger's fans really don't understand advanced metrics at all.
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aggie1906 said:

Giggity

goo
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Silent For Too Long said:

Appealing to numbers that actually have been proven to have predictive prowess versus appealing to, I don't know what exactly, some kind of anti Houston curse preventing future success aren't even remotely the same thing.

Also further proof the Ranger's fans really don't understand advanced metrics at all.
They won all of those 1-run games last year because of the vaporous testosterone emitted by Jeff Bannister's forearm tattoo. It had nothing to do with being lucky. Remember?!
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Silent For Too Long said:

Appealing to numbers that actually have been proven to have predictive prowess versus appealing to, I don't know what exactly, some kind of anti Houston curse preventing future success aren't even remotely the same thing.

Also further proof the Ranger's fans really don't understand advanced metrics at all.
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What game are the Astros raising the 2016 AL West Advanced Metrics Championship banner?

Do they actually raise the banner, or do they just make sure all the ingredients for a successful banner raising are present, then proclaim it raised?
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Once again, Arlington lives in the past while Daddy has the best record in baseball.
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aggie1906 said:

Once again, Arlington lives in the past while Daddy has the best record in baseball.
When's the parade ????
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CoppellAg93 said:

aggie1906 said:

Once again, Arlington lives in the past while Daddy has the best record in baseball.
When's the parade ????
Nightly. It's good to be king.
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CoppellAg93 said:

aggie1906 said:

Once again, Arlington lives in the past while Daddy has the best record in baseball.
When's the parade ????

I like this argument.

None of us have crowned ourselves WS champs.

Just simply stating facts...As of right now we're the best team in baseball. You care to argue about that stat?
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Wins and losses aren't real stats
Silent For Too Long
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It's really the go to argument of the loser when they have nothing else left.

The Astros are clearly better then the Rangers right now. No banners. No parades. No trophies. Just facts.
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Silent For Too Long said:

It's really the go to argument of the loser when they have nothing else left.

The Astros are clearly better then than the Rangers right now. No banners. No parades. No trophies. Just facts.
FIFY
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Texas still is the reigning AL West champion.

Texas also has an embarrassingly big, record-setting, historical head-to-head lead over Houston.


Personally I'd wait until one of those two things changes before attempting to talk smack... or you could just make "Come and Take It" flags like last time, that worked out well.


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free_mhayden said:

Texas still is the reigning AL West champion.

Texas also has an embarrassingly big, record-setting, historical head-to-head lead over Houston.


Personally I'd wait until one of those two things changes before attempting to talk smack... or you could just make "Come and Take It" flags like last time, that worked out well.





Oh this argument is even better.

You should only talk smack about what your team did last year and not about what's going on this year.

Good God you guys are incredible.
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free_mhayden said:

Texas still is the reigning AL West champion.

Texas also has an embarrassingly big, record-setting, historical head-to-head lead over Houston.


Personally I'd wait until one of those two things changes before attempting to talk smack... or you could just make "Come and Take It" flags like last time, that worked out well.



This aint the UFC. There's no defending champion. This is a new season and Daddy has already been crowned the best. It's a foregone conclusion who's gunna get the belts, titles, trophies, rings, flags, parades, your wife's panties, etc.
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As opposed to the constant arguing that the Rangers weren't really the better team while doing your level best to explain away both the head to head and overall standings throughout the season last year?
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aggie1906 said:

free_mhayden said:

Texas still is the reigning AL West champion.

Texas also has an embarrassingly big, record-setting, historical head-to-head lead over Houston.


Personally I'd wait until one of those two things changes before attempting to talk smack... or you could just make "Come and Take It" flags like last time, that worked out well.



This aint the UFC. There's no defending champion. This is a new season and Daddy has already been crowned the best. It's a foregone conclusion who's gunna get the belts, titles, trophies, rings, flags, parades, your wife's panties, etc.
Yeah those championship belts Astros players get after each game sure are cute.
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Ag_07 said:

CoppellAg93 said:

aggie1906 said:

Once again, Arlington lives in the past while Daddy has the best record in baseball.
When's the parade ????

I like this argument.

None of us have crowned ourselves WS champs.

Just simply stating facts...As of right now we're the best team in baseball. You care to argue about that stat?
I'm looking forward to the unveiling of the "We Have The Best Record In Baseball 3 Weeks Into May" banner. Sure it's a fact - but who the hell cares ?!?
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CoppellAg93 said:

Ag_07 said:

CoppellAg93 said:

aggie1906 said:

Once again, Arlington lives in the past while Daddy has the best record in baseball.
When's the parade ????

I like this argument.

None of us have crowned ourselves WS champs.

Just simply stating facts...As of right now we're the best team in baseball. You care to argue about that stat?
I'm looking forward to the unveiling of the "We Have The Best Record In Baseball 3 Weeks Into May" banner. Sure it's a fact - but who the hell cares ?!?
It'll go great without one from April too. Be sure to recycle this argument in June and July. You'll be long gone by Aug.
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