By the time it's all said and done the Rangers may end up being the worst team in the AL.
They fckin suck!
They fckin suck!
***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****
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Looks like no one told the Astros batting practice ended and the game started ouch. A win here secures the soft sweep.
WE SUCK BETTER THAN YOU!!! BEAT THAT ASTROS B****ES!!!!
Odor is brilliant trying to take 2nd down by 3.
You just dont even know. He's on a whole other level than you man. It's all part of the plan.
Marwin Gonzalez is the DEVIL Bobby Boucher!
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Pick up the rocks on your field you bas***ds.
Who had Marwin leading the team in homers
And they're not all solo shots.astros4545 said:
Who had Marwin leading the team in homers
Suddenlink is the cable monopoly in Kingwood.
94chem said:
Suddenlink is the cable monopoly in Kingwood.
Since my brother lives there, I can say this; "**** Kingwood"
Seriously, is Dallas Keuchel ever not preening his beard?
Lucky #007 said:
Seriously, is Dallas Keuchel ever not preening his beard?
Something that majestic need to be maintained constantly
He looks like Wayne Static. Not sure majestic is what I'd call it.
Better than Napoli's
Lucky #007 said:
Seriously, is Dallas Keuchel ever not preening his beard?
Is Rougned Odor, no I mean Rougned Odor, ever not preening his teammates dongs?
Adding how neat our players keep their facial hair to the weird **** Arlingtonites talk **** about. Just take your ass whipping and keep quiet.
Rougned is an all-around better player than Altuve for sure
Spoken like the rapey astros fan you are.aggie1906 said:
Adding how neat our players keep their facial hair to the weird **** Arlingtonites talk **** about. Just take your ass whipping and keep quiet.
Your favorite player forcibly jacked off another dude.Lucky #007 said:Spoken like the rapey astros fan you are.aggie1906 said:
Adding how neat our players keep their facial hair to the weird **** Arlingtonites talk **** about. Just take your ass whipping and keep quiet.
Say it a few more times. That'll make it true.
There is nothing consensual about what is happening to the Rangers tonight.Lucky #007 said:
Say it a few more times. That'll make it true.
Lucky #007 said:
Say it a few more times. That'll make it true.
HossAg said:Lucky #007 said:
Say it a few more times. That'll make it true.
Dude...You're team is getting embarrassed. Just go to bed already.
And when you come back tomorrow don't forget your broom.
And when you come back tomorrow don't forget your broom.
Stros are fattening up on the Dallas Doormats.
Ag_07 said:
Dude...You're team is getting embarrassed. Just go to bed already.
And when you come back tomorrow don't forget your broom.
Poor little girl can dish it but gets absolutely livid when it's returned.
Thank god we play Texas 19 times this year fatten our win column.
For the first time in a decade the astros can finally talk smack and back it up with on the field results.
Be careful about winning too much though. You might pick up too many of those bandwagon type fans that y'all loathe so much.
Be careful about winning too much though. You might pick up too many of those bandwagon type fans that y'all loathe so much.
Your definition of livid is vastly overrated.
TV Casualty said:
For the first time in a decade the astros can finally talk smack and back it up with on the field results.
Be careful about winning too much though. You might pick up too many of those bandwagon type fans that y'all loathe so much.
More time machine & quality of fan talk.
Interesting comment seeing as how quality of fan talk has been the astros fans battle cry for the last 6 years.