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***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****
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This thread was so much more fun before the Rangers fans souls were crushed and they thought they were going to sweep the season series vs us..
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Just keep DOING THE CLAW AND ANTLERS and maybe just maybe that will happen
irish pete ag06 said:Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Just keep DOING THE CLAW AND ANTLERS and maybe just maybe that will happen
That hasn't been a thing for a while, but go ahead and keep living in the past
Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
2015 revisited....
Wait there are still people who believe the Rangers will finish above the Astros??Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Here's a quote you can pull. Rangers will be sellers at the deadline.
Although I'm hoping your in it just enough not to be and get hardly anything for Yu and Lucroy.
irish pete ag06 said:Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Here's a quote you can pull. Rangers will be sellers at the deadline.
Although I'm hoping your in it just enough not to be and get hardly anything for Yu and Lucroy.
You're*
He's Irish, so he's probably drunk. I'll give him a pass.
Grammar smack talk. One level below attendance trash talk.
2 games back of the wild card with our first ballot HOFer third baseman about to come back from the DL to collect his 3000th hit, the lowest starting rotation ERA in baseball and a halfway competent bullpen away from being a legit playoff club. We're not selling *****irish pete ag06 said:Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Here's a quote you can pull. Rangers will be sellers at the deadline.
Although I'm hoping your in it just enough not to be and get hardly anything for Yu and Lucroy.
You have the second most K's and are in the bottom 1/3 to bottom 1/4 in every hitting slash line. At one point last week you had 3 everyday players below Or right at the Mendoza line. And you are the only MLB team without a pinch hit. At this point in the season those aren't aberrations.Ag2012 said:2 games back of the wild card with our first ballot HOFer third baseman about to come back from the DL to collect his 3000th hit, the lowest starting rotation ERA in baseball and a halfway competent bullpen away from being a legit playoff club. We're not selling *****irish pete ag06 said:Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Here's a quote you can pull. Rangers will be sellers at the deadline.
Although I'm hoping your in it just enough not to be and get hardly anything for Yu and Lucroy.
Compared to career numbers those are very clearly aberrations... if you think the Rangers are going to hit like they did for the first month all season you're a fool.
Ag2012 said:2 games back of the wild card with our first ballot HOFer third baseman about to come back from the DL to collect his 3000th hit, the lowest starting rotation ERA in baseball and a halfway competent bullpen away from being a legit playoff club. We're not selling *****irish pete ag06 said:Street_Cred_Norm said:
This thread will be so quotable when the assblows fall apart. The Houston curse is real and it's fabulous.
Here's a quote you can pull. Rangers will be sellers at the deadline.
Although I'm hoping your in it just enough not to be and get hardly anything for Yu and Lucroy.
And that would be exactly what I want to happen! Miss the wild card and get nothing for the pieces that could have been sold.
And I guess you're not a big fan or don't understand FIP, xFIP, or SIERA. Just stick to looking at ERA.
And here we go with the advanced metrics
Actually curious, what's bad about looking at predictive metrics?
bigbass1170 said:
Actually curious, what's bad about looking at predictive metrics?
Arlington fans don't comprehend them.
titanmaster_race said:
Grammar smack talk. One level below attendance trash talk.
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I love how Astros fans act like they're the only ones who understand sabermetrics. So much insecurity.titanmaster_race said:bigbass1170 said:
Actually curious, what's bad about looking at predictive metrics?
Arlington fans don't comprehend them.
Ag2012 said:I love how Astros fans act like they're the only ones who understand sabermetrics. So much insecurity.titanmaster_race said:bigbass1170 said:
Actually curious, what's bad about looking at predictive metrics?
Arlington fans don't comprehend them.
Ignorance is bliss. I guess.
Nice prediction dummy...
It's a long season f*** nut. It Will happen at some point.
This is a trash talk thread, but I think you need to back away from the computer a bit.Street_Cred_Norm said:
It's a long season f*** nut. It Will happen at some point.
It's going to be okay.
Street_Cred_Norm said:
It's a long season f*** nut. It Will happen at some point.
You mean we're not really going to win 112?
Rangers win a couple games against the worst pitching staff and come back puffing out their chests.
All the while not gaining any ground during their win streak.
All the while not gaining any ground during their win streak.
Yea....that's false. They've gained a game during their win streak and Oakland's pitching staff is not the best but they're def not the worst in the league.
mazag08 said:
Rangers win a couple games against the worst pitching staff and come back puffing out their chests..
Oh the irony....
I want to fight aggie1906.
Oh, we have the best starting rotation ( without Hamels) ERA in BASEBALL. Once the bats heat up, and they will, everyone is f *****.
Oh, we have the best starting rotation ( without Hamels) ERA in BASEBALL. Once the bats heat up, and they will, everyone is f *****.
Rangers fans, since y'all seem very confident I'm willing to take an even odds bet that the Astros will finish above the Rangers and I will put as much money on it as you want. I will bet my house if necessary.
Time to cash in on all this stupidity...
Time to cash in on all this stupidity...
Wrong. 3rd best.Street_Cred_Norm said:
I want to fight aggie1906.
Oh, we have the best starting rotation ( without Hamels) ERA in BASEBALL. Once the bats heat up, and they will, everyone is f *****.
24th in FIP
23rd in xFIP
And in what is probably the best of the predictive pitching stats... 27th in SIERA
Not talking smack. Just posting facts.
was reading the espn power rankings and saw this under the rangers
that's pretty effing ridiculousQuote:
Where would they be without Joey Gallo? He's going for maybe the best sub-.200 season ever, as he is batting .195 but slugging .537 and on pace for 50 home runs and 112 RBIs.
Have these idiots really forgotten what they posted on these threads the past years before this one? So hilariousgigem1223 said:mazag08 said:
Rangers win a couple games against the worst pitching staff and come back puffing out their chests..
Oh the irony....
If we're idiots, then how about that bet i proposed above??
The only fact you posted was the Rangers have the 3rd best ERA in baseball. Predictive metrics are not factsirish pete ag06 said:Wrong. 3rd best.Street_Cred_Norm said:
I want to fight aggie1906.
Oh, we have the best starting rotation ( without Hamels) ERA in BASEBALL. Once the bats heat up, and they will, everyone is f *****.
24th in FIP
23rd in xFIP
And in what is probably the best of the predictive pitching stats... 27th in SIERA
Not talking smack. Just posting facts.