***** Official Houston Astros 2017 Season Thread *****

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2:18p, 10/27/17
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It would be a lot better if none of you would quote that particular poster. It forces the rest of us who have him on ignore to see his nonsense.
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In reply to Mathguy64 • 2:23p, 10/27/17
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Such a beat down
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In reply to MelvinUdall • 2:24p, 10/27/17
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stare into the abyss

it's the only way
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In reply to irish pete ag06 • 2:26p, 10/27/17
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irish pete ag06 said:
astros4545 said:
irish pete ag06 said:
Farmer1906 said:
We saw Darvish twice this year.

June 2nd
5 IP, 7 Hits (McCann, Altuve, Gurriel all with doubles), 3 Runs, 8 SO, 1 BB, 1 HR (Correa), L

June 12th
7 IP, 1 Hit (Correa with a double), 1 Run, 4 SO, 3 BB, 0 HR, W
I was at this game... its when DARRRRRSHHHHHH was born.


My buddy already greeted me this morning in our group text with a Daaaaaarrrrssshhhh
I want to be in a group text with this guy or at least follow him on snapchat or something. Dude was the best annoying other team fan I've ever witnessed!


His snap chat will change your world view
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2:27p, 10/27/17
OK - to be honest. Two things I missed this season: "Darsh" and "You look at it."

What are the origins?
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In reply to astros4545 • 2:28p, 10/27/17
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Please share
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In reply to Beat40 • 2:30p, 10/27/17
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Beat40 said:
OK - to be honest. Two things I missed this season: "Darsh" and "You look at it."

What are the origins?
Darsh is from an old South Park where a dbag calls Stan "Darsh" instead of his last name "Marsh"

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In reply to Beat40 • 2:31p, 10/27/17
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Beat40 said:
OK - to be honest. Two things I missed this season: "Darsh" and "You look at it."

What are the origins?
"You look at it" was a Blum joke that he used on Kalas because Kalas seems to say the phrase "You look at these number" or "you look at his number" or "you look at a guy like Jose Altuve."


Darsh came about when I was exposed to astros4545's friend at the June 2nd Rangers game. He was the best visiting team annoying fan of all time. He would just yell "DDDAAAARRRRRSSSSSHHHHH" any time Yu would screw up. It was so simple yet so hilarious. He did many other things also that had the disdain of all the Rangers in the whole section.
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In reply to irish pete ag06 • 2:35p, 10/27/17
irish pete ag06 said:
Beat40 said:
OK - to be honest. Two things I missed this season: "Darsh" and "You look at it."

What are the origins?
"You look at it" was a Blum joke that he used on Kalas because Kalas seems to say the phrase "You look at these number" or "you look at his number" or "you look at a guy like Jose Altuve."


Darsh came about when I was exposed to astros4545's friend at the June 2nd Rangers game. He was the best visiting team annoying fan of all time. He would just yell "DDDAAAARRRRRSSSSSHHHHH" any time Yu would screw up. It was so simple yet so hilarious. He did many other things also that had the disdain of all the Rangers in the whole section.
Thanks for the explanations! Both hilarious!
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In reply to irish pete ag06 • 2:36p, 10/27/17
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irish pete ag06 said:
Beat40 said:
OK - to be honest. Two things I missed this season: "Darsh" and "You look at it."

What are the origins?
"You look at it" was a Blum joke that he used on Kalas because Kalas seems to say the phrase "You look at these number" or "you look at his number" or "you look at a guy like Jose Altuve."


Darsh came about when I was exposed to astros4545's friend at the June 2nd Rangers game. He was the best visiting team annoying fan of all time. He would just yell "DDDAAAARRRRRSSSSSHHHHH" any time Yu would screw up. It was so simple yet so hilarious. He did many other things also that had the disdain of all the Rangers in the whole section.

Thanks - I missed the "you look at it" thing. It was referenced during the regular season and I asked what the story was there, but none of the fine jackasses on this thread bothered to help me out.
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In reply to MelvinUdall • 2:36p, 10/27/17
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nhayden said:
cone said:
I live within all of you.

You know it to be true.


Wet f***ing blanket.
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2:41p, 10/27/17
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Prices are jumping way up this afternoon. The cheapest after fees currently is 730.
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2:48p, 10/27/17
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Looks to me they're coming down.

There's a few lower level tickets in the $800-900 range. That's about what the upper level 400s were going for earlier.

Plus there are a handful of Diamond Club seats for $5k.
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dlance said:
TurkeyBaconLeg said:
The lone Astro fan when Altuve broke the Dodgers with his Home Run to put the Astros up 4-3 in the 10th



Funny story from lunch today. That guy is my co-worker's nephew and lives in San Diego. He returned the ball to Altuve and is getting a bucketload of goodies this weekend.
That dude behind him has a huge face!
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In reply to [removed post] • 2:57p, 10/27/17
dlance said:
TurkeyBaconLeg said:
The lone Astro fan when Altuve broke the Dodgers with his Home Run to put the Astros up 4-3 in the 10th



Funny story from lunch today. That guy is my co-worker's nephew and lives in San Diego. He returned the ball to Altuve and is getting a bucketload of goodies this weekend.


Good guy stros fan. That's awesome that he got it back to altuve.
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In reply to Beat40 • 2:58p, 10/27/17
Beat40 said:
dlance said:
TurkeyBaconLeg said:
The lone Astro fan when Altuve broke the Dodgers with his Home Run to put the Astros up 4-3 in the 10th



Funny story from lunch today. That guy is my co-worker's nephew and lives in San Diego. He returned the ball to Altuve and is getting a bucketload of goodies this weekend.
That dude behind him has a huge face!
Hispanic Shannon Sharpe. i.e. a Latino horse
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In reply to [removed post] • 3:00p, 10/27/17
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He was on 790 yesterday evening. He said when he was approached about returning the ball for a signed Altuve ball he left it completely up to his boy.

He said it was an easy decision for the little guy to make.

790 was trying to get him and his boy here for a game this weekend.
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In reply to [removed post] • 3:02p, 10/27/17
dlance said:
TurkeyBaconLeg said:
The lone Astro fan when Altuve broke the Dodgers with his Home Run to put the Astros up 4-3 in the 10th



Funny story from lunch today. That guy is my co-worker's nephew and lives in San Diego. He returned the ball to Altuve and is getting a bucketload of goodies this weekend.


You better keep us posted about the haul he brings in
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In reply to Houston Lee • 3:05p, 10/27/17
TurkeyBaconLeg said:
The lone Astro fan when Altuve broke the Dodgers with his Home Run to put the Astros up 4-3 in the 10th


I think all of the male Dodger fans in that photo are related.
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3:10p, 10/27/17
Gattis DH

Bregman stays in 2 hole
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In reply to cone • 3:12p, 10/27/17
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cone said:
I live within all of you.

You know it to be true.
you must be the guy that goes to the brothel and orders a lap dance or the guy that goes to a steakhouse and gets the fish.
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3:13p, 10/27/17
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In reply to shhopkins • 3:17p, 10/27/17
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shhopkins said:
Bonfired said:
Buck Compton said:
agfan1030 said:
JJ Watt to throw out first pitch Friday. Bush presidents to throw Sunday
Any announcements on Saturday?
Bring out the killer B's

Biggio, Bagwell, Berkman and Bun B


Would love this if my man Roy O was included.


He could be an honorary killer B.

Roy Broswalt.
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In reply to bearkatag15 • 3:26p, 10/27/17
I would have had Reddick in the 9 hole:
6 Gattis
7 Gonzalez
8 McCann
9 Reddick
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In reply to Wizard • 3:41p, 10/27/17
Back to back lefties helps dodger bullpen later
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3:45p, 10/27/17
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If springer and Marwin are swinging the bat tonight we win.
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In reply to bullard21k • 3:47p, 10/27/17
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bullard21k said:
If springer and Marwin are swinging the bat tonight we win.


Oh they can swing the bat
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3:48p, 10/27/17
Gattis going to start the rest of the home games, barring something crazy happening since he's starting tonight
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In reply to bullard21k • 3:51p, 10/27/17
Springer has done well against Darvish
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In reply to BMX Bandit • 3:53p, 10/27/17
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BMX Bandit said:
Back to back lefties helps dodger bullpen later
Meh. Maybe its close enough of a call here to matter, but I don't agree with giving this much weight.
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3:53p, 10/27/17
Have 2 SRO to Games 4 and 5. Was planning on taking my dad to 4 and my brother to 5. Unfortunately, I hurt my ankle playing softball last night and don't feel like standing for 6+ hrs 2 days in a row. Thinking about selling my Game 4 tickets and using the profit to buy an extra Game 5 SRO for my dad.

Solid plan or nah?
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In reply to titanmaster_race • 4:12p, 10/27/17
titanmaster_race said:
Have 2 SRO to Games 4 and 5. Was planning on taking my dad to 4 and my brother to 5. Unfortunately, I hurt my ankle playing softball last night and don't feel like standing for 6+ hrs 2 days in a row. Thinking about selling my Game 4 tickets and using the profit to buy an extra Game 5 SRO for my dad.

Solid plan or nah?
You need this:

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In reply to Beat40 • 4:18p, 10/27/17
That or a tampon
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In reply to titanmaster_race • 4:21p, 10/27/17
How much for game 4?
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