***** Official Houston Astros 2017 Season Thread *****

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Your friend's daughter tells you and/or her dad who she has one night stands with?
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Keuchel/Verlander/McCullers/Morton

Kershaw/Hill/Darvish


This will be fun
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friscodick said:

La Bamba said:

Friscodick wins the MVP award for the thread.
I've had to live in the Dallas area for the last 23 years so this has been especially sweet for me. Grew up in Houston in the 70's and Terry Puhl was my favorite player and had an Altuve like average in the post season.

Anyway, I wonder when my ban starts...
Make sure this guys ban is over by Tuesday 7PM!

I'll sit 24 hours in his honor if needed!
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k20dub said:

Thoughts and prayers to your credit cards

http://m.mlbshop.com/Houston_Astros_Gear/pg/1?ab=%7Bwt-static_graphic%7D%7Bpt-mhome%7D%7Bal-aspot%7D%7Bct-al_champs_hou%7D
3 hoodies and 3 hats headed my way. RIP credit card and possibly my marriage.
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Keuchel said he's shaving the beard if they win the WS.

LMJ also dropped an F bomb on Sparky.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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I'll take a 24 hour ban to save frisco
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Morton and Lance team start
Brick Tamland
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Wife already surprised me with the on field "fly the pennant" tee and the navy hat with the WS side patch. Might grab a few more things.
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Man, we are going to the World Series!!! Man, next week is going to be fun!!!!
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Win this whole damn thing by beating Boston, New York and LA. Do it Astros. Please.
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I moved to Houston a year ago. Growing up in Fort Worth, I always casually followed the Rangers, but I was never a rabid fan of theirs.

This Astros team has won me over throughout this year and I've followed them more than any Ranger team.
What a fun, clutch, talented team to watch. I can only imagine what tonight is like for the lifelong Astros fans on this thread. Enjoy it tonight, guys.
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Kate Upton approves of Frisco
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Buck Compton said:

Your friend's daughter tells you and/or her dad who she has one night stands with?


She told her mother.....
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j_becan said:

Did anyone else cry? I cried


I did in 2005 because I had been waiting as long as I could remember for that moment and I didn't care honestly if we won the WS or not, I was just glad to see it happen finally. No tears this time around because it's another step toward finishing the job that, this time around, I believe we can. I'm not making any promises though, if we win it all...
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BearJew13 said:

Kate Upton approves of Frisco
You should see my wife...and no there will be no rule #1 but lets just say I completely outkicked my coverage.
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Yep, as soon as I saw the navy hat with the World Series patch...instant buy.
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friscodick said:

BearJew13 said:

Kate Upton approves of Frisco
You should see my wife...and no there will be no rule #1 but lets just say I completely outkicked my coverage.


Didnt we all?
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Just left academy and got my Fly the Pennant t shirt
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n_touch said:

friscodick said:

BearJew13 said:

Kate Upton approves of Frisco
You should see my wife...and no there will be no rule #1 but lets just say I completely outkicked my coverage.


Didnt we all?
She's closest to #3...and they're real, and they're spectacular.
TheDoctor
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[X] BUY

n_touch
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Hats and shirts bought for me, wife and kids. Making my cup now. Been waiting all day to do it so not to jynx it.
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k20dub said:

Thoughts and prayers to your credit cards

http://m.mlbshop.com/Houston_Astros_Gear/pg/1?ab=%7Bwt-static_graphic%7D%7Bpt-mhome%7D%7Bal-aspot%7D%7Bct-al_champs_hou%7D


I'm going to be broke soon. Worth it.
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Anyone have that Sports Illustrated from a few years ago that predicted this?
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TheDoctor said:


[X] BUY





I want this in the orange hat/navy bill low profile
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.




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I'm enjoying the moment, but come Tuesday I want it all!
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j_becan said:

Did anyone else cry? I cried
I did.
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World Series bound

And.....

The first time I have actually seen a pron blast texags. Usually hear about them hours after the deletion/bans.
Philip J Fry
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I want that one too, but have a hard time finding Astros gear in LA.
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friscodick said:

BearJew13 said:

Kate Upton approves of Frisco
You should see my wife...and no there will be no rule #1 but lets just say I completely outkicked my coverage.



Staff is very understanding tonight. Good for you! I caught a week long ban for quoting the last porn blast
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.




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http://www.mlbshop.com/Houston_Astros_2017_Postseason_Gear/Mens_Houston_Astros_New_Era_Orange_2017_World_Series_Bound_Side_Patch_Alternate_59FIFTY_Fitted_Hat

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Mr.Bond said:

TheDoctor said:


[X] BUY





I want this in the orange hat/navy bill low profile

Me, too, but as far as I can tell they're only making them in blue.
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Agnzona said:

Anyone have that Sports Illustrated from a few years ago that predicted this?
You can order a reprint of the cover only. I did earlier this year. They are on ebay but are pricey
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Thanks but I want the low crown/profile
Im looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. Im just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.




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RPM said:



I have pictures of my kids on that ball....
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