**Official Texas Rangers 2017 Season Thread** Staff Warning on OP

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ABATTBQ87 said:

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Rangers pitching has sprung a leak. 11 or more runs allowed in I believe 3 straight games. That is absolutely horrific.
Are they even trying to win anymore?
I certainly don't think they're trying to get blown the hell out like they have been doing.
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Might as well lose the rest so we can get a higher first rounder.
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I imagine it's a lot of guys going through the motions at this point.

I can picture some of the players asking the Astros guys -- "wait, you guys had to feel like this for entire seasons -- not just a week?"

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Street_Cred_Norm said:

Might as well lose the rest so we can get a higher first rounder.

https://www.lonestarball.com/2017/9/27/16373498/texas-rangers-2018-mlb-draft-positioning

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So, are the Rangers still in 4th place?
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AB shut down for the season.
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free_mhayden said:

I imagine it's a lot of guys going through the motions at this point.

I can picture some of the players asking the Astros guys -- "wait, you guys had to feel like this for entire seasons -- not just a week?"




76 wins currently for the Rangers. Right on track with their historical winning percentage.
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Canyon99 said:

free_mhayden said:

I imagine it's a lot of guys going through the motions at this point.

I can picture some of the players asking the Astros guys -- "wait, you guys had to feel like this for entire seasons -- not just a week?"




76 wins currently for the Rangers. Right on track with their historical winning percentage.
About the same for the Astros as well. Lets not pretend like these teams have been all time badasses.
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Lucky #007 said:

Canyon99 said:

free_mhayden said:

I imagine it's a lot of guys going through the motions at this point.

I can picture some of the players asking the Astros guys -- "wait, you guys had to feel like this for entire seasons -- not just a week?"




76 wins currently for the Rangers. Right on track with their historical winning percentage.
About the same for the Astros as well. Lets not pretend like these teams have been all time badasses.


I certainly don't pretend the Astros are top of the pack or even middle of the pack. Listen to mhayden and you'd think the Rangers are on par with the Yankees.
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I'm hearing both CJ Nitkowski and Dave Raymond will be back next year.

No reason to hurry up for ST, now.
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Canyon99 said:

Lucky #007 said:

Canyon99 said:

free_mhayden said:

I imagine it's a lot of guys going through the motions at this point.

I can picture some of the players asking the Astros guys -- "wait, you guys had to feel like this for entire seasons -- not just a week?"




76 wins currently for the Rangers. Right on track with their historical winning percentage.
About the same for the Astros as well. Lets not pretend like these teams have been all time badasses.


I certainly don't pretend the Astros are top of the pack or even middle of the pack. Listen to mhayden and you'd think the Rangers are on par with the Yankees.

Not at all.

The difference is the Rangers did not go to historical, record-setting levels of suck to have the success they did. Sure they had some pretty bad years, but they weren't done the first month of the season like Houston was during that stretch.

If you come out the other side with a championship then it's probably all been worth it. But until you do, your team will still hold that embarrassing label as one of the worst teams of all time.

Oh, and you're on a Rangers thread complaining about someone being pro-Rangers. Get a ****ing clue.
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DallasAg 94 said:

I'm hearing both CJ Nitkowski and Dave Raymond will be back next year.

No reason to hurry up for ST, now.
I thought CJ was good. Dave sucks the big one tho.
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There are a lot of Houston fans on Facebook and Texags today, still wanting Rangers fans to care about them.
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Canyon99 said:

Certainly not complaining. Just baffled by your lack of intelligence. Have a great day!

You are an Astros fan that opened a Rangers thread and are "baffled" that a poster is pointing out just how bad the Astros had to be for multiple seasons just to finally get good.

I don't think you are the best gauge of intelligence buddy
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Huell Babineaux said:

If we finish 4th I'll poop slap





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Huell right now



jtstanley4621
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For his own sake, he's maybe rooting for us to get swept by the A's. That would put us in last place I think. He's only poop slapping if we finish 4th I believe.
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jtstanley4621 said:

For his own sake, he's maybe rooting for us to get swept by the A's. That would put us in last place I think. He's only poop slapping if we finish 4th I believe.

That is correct
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Don't we also have a potential AccidentProne poop slap if Darvish doesn't sign with us in the off-season?

May not have been a good season, but it could be historic from a poopslap perspective. Who needs rings when you have poopslaps?
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Rings are temporary. Poop slaps are forever.
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Yes....seem to remember him saying Yu would be a Ranger next year......don't remember if poop was involved though
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I've found evidence indicating that a poop slap was involved, but only from secondary sources.
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dig deeper
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Y'all do realize that if I have to poop slap, it will go Texags viral and this website will never be the same for me again
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aggietony2010 said:

Don't we also have a potential AccidentProne poop slap if Darvish doesn't sign with us in the off-season?

May not have been a good season, but it could be historic from a poopslap perspective. Who needs rings when you have poopslaps?


I made a poop slap bet on if there will be seat licenses in the new stadium, and there will not be
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If this ever were to happen, it would replace the "jar" story as the insane thing that people associate with A&M.
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I'm afraid to ask.....what is the jar story?
Quincey P. Morris
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On top of Bonfire? You don't want to know and I disagree that this would top that.

Also, do we really want to be doing our level best to make the guy who hooks Rangers and Astros fans alike up with tickets poop slap?
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Huell Babineaux said:

Y'all do realize that if I have to poop slap, it will go Texags viral and this website will never be the same for me again


If you post a video of slapping yourself with your own **** and it goes viral, I think this website will be the least of your concerns
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NotGibbs said:

Huell Babineaux said:

Y'all do realize that if I have to poop slap, it will go Texags viral and this website will never be the same for me again


If you post a video of slapping yourself with your own **** and it goes viral, I think this website will be the least of your concerns
It would likely legitimately ruin his life.
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But he's got to do it.

His TA street cred would go through the roof. And if not he'll be blasted for it eternally.

Touch spot for sure.
NotGibbs
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You know, or you could just not make a poop slap bet...
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AccidentProne said:

aggietony2010 said:

Don't we also have a potential AccidentProne poop slap if Darvish doesn't sign with us in the off-season?

May not have been a good season, but it could be historic from a poopslap perspective. Who needs rings when you have poopslaps?


I made a poop slap bet on if there will be seat licenses in the new stadium, and there will not be
That's the conclusion I've come to. It was around the same time as the Darvish discussion, which is why they're linked in my head.
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Ag_07 said:

But he's got to do it.

His TA street cred would go through the roof. And if not he'll be blasted for it eternally.

Touch spot for sure.
He shouldn't have made it in the first place. But.... Texags street cred or living a life without going viral with a poop slap? I don't think that's too hard of a decision
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He'll just change his name and nobody will remember this in a month
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