HOU@TEX Trash Talking Thread

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In reply to Farmer1906 • 11:32p, 9/14/15
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Enjoy 2nd place. You're still there.
We kept your seat nice and warm. It'll be ready for you tomorrow. Don't get too comfortable, this dude out in LA is going to be needing that in a week or so.
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11:33p, 9/14/15
Rangers fans:


Astro fans:

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11:34p, 9/14/15
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In reply to Michael Cera Palin • 11:35p, 9/14/15
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11:36p, 9/14/15
Astros are 4-13 in their last 17 division games, with 15 of the last 18 games vs the division.
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11:43p, 9/14/15
Rangers baseball in September:


Astros since May:

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In reply to Michael Cera Palin • 11:46p, 9/14/15
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11:51p, 9/14/15
This is what I picture every time the midget comes up to bat

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In reply to Aggie_3 • 11:53p, 9/14/15
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This is what I picture every time the midget comes up to bat


Even when Altuve swings like an idiot, he still manages to hit the Rangers in the dick.
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In reply to Houston Summit • 11:54p, 9/14/15
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This is what I picture every time the midget comes up to bat


Even when Altuve swings like an idiot, he still manages to hit the Rangers in the dick.
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In reply to Aggie_3 • 11:55p, 9/14/15
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This is what I picture every time the midget comes up to bat

Looks like he still made contact on a hit and run to protect the runner. Not sure many other hitters could have done the same.
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In reply to Houston Summit • 11:58p, 9/14/15
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Dot Race boys going to kick that astro Bears ass and steal that Come and Take it flag

Really? Your trash talk is retarded.
Excuse my youthful exuberance, my team won. By the way, exuberance is a big word that means happy. EAD

You're not very good at this


Still better than the Astros have been since the ASB.
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Michael Cera Palin
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12:01a, 9/15/15
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*Pauses trash talk*

Just want to make sure everyone sees this awesome article released before the series started http://www.sbnation.com/2015/9/14/9323839/rangers-astros-rivalry-series?_ga=1.2432624.1598293812.1442265269

*Resumes trash talk*
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In reply to Michael Cera Palin • 7:53a, 9/15/15
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What's the story here?
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In reply to Farmer1906 • 8:36a, 9/15/15
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This is what I picture every time the midget comes up to bat

Looks like he still made contact on a hit and run to protect the runner. Not sure many other hitters could have done the same.

Not many other hitters would have to jump to do the same.
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8:48a, 9/15/15
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Yup. He's short. Congratulations. You seem very proud.
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In reply to Lt. Joe Bookman • 8:50a, 9/15/15
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What's the story here?


I have no idea but it's awesome
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1:41p, 9/15/15


Lets Get it Rangers
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In reply to Aggie_3 • 1:47p, 9/15/15
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Lets Get it Rangers

I was looking for this exact gif yesterday after the Prince dinger.
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In reply to Gigem Trevas • 2:34p, 9/15/15
I found it on the horn tears thread
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In reply to Houston Summit • 2:37p, 9/15/15
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In reply to Aggie_3 • 2:44p, 9/15/15
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I hate you pansies, your chitty team, and your hell hole of a city, but I love this gif
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4:55p, 9/15/15
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And BTW AJ Hinch has decided to trot out the most horrendous lineup possible. It's possibly the worse lineup we've had all year.

Your welcome for the 0.5 game lead you'll have after tonight.
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4:56p, 9/15/15
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I think Hinch might secretly be a Rangers fan.


Silver lining is, if we do somehow pull out a win tonight with this awful lineup, it will be because Villar and Carter dragged their sacks over Holland's rapey 'stache.
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4:56p, 9/15/15
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Yep, enjoy the lead. Our manager is a ****ing dunce.
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In reply to mid90 • 4:58p, 9/15/15
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I think Hinch might secretly be a Rangers fan.


Silver lining is, if we do somehow pull out a win tonight with this awful lineup, it will be because Villar and Carter dragged their sacks over Holland's rapey 'stache.


DON'T HATE WILD THING. HE MAKES OUR HEARTS SING
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5:01p, 9/15/15
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We don't need our best line up to beat Arlington. Carter might even make contact vs Holland. He's given up 6 bombs in only 6 starts.
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5:10p, 9/15/15
Astros fanbase already conceding a loss tonight. What a diehard bunch. Here I thought "come and take it" was a dare or threat... turns out it's referring to you leaving it out on the front porch and locking the door, turning of all the lights and acting like no one is home.
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In reply to mhayden • 5:18p, 9/15/15
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Astros fanbase already conceding a loss tonight. What a diehard bunch. Here I thought "come and take it" was a dare or threat... turns out it's referring to you leaving it out on the front porch and locking the door, turning of all the lights and acting like no one is home.
Y'all haven't been above us in the standings in 1.5 years. At least be leading the division before you sling your dong everywhere
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5:38p, 9/15/15
Not that it really matters, but we actually led you on April 11th of this year.

Have you already bought tickets for whichever game next season the Astros hang the "2015 Most # of Days Leading the Division" banner? I didn't attend ours for the 2012 season because, well, nobody gives a **** if you don't make the actual playoffs.
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5:54p, 9/15/15
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I didn't attend ours
Of course not. You had already hopped off the bandwagon by then
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6:44p, 9/15/15
Credit Gig'Em Trevis for this

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Saw on ESPN.com that the Rangers are trying to become only the 5th team in the last 40 years to win a division title after being at least 8 GB on August 1st.

Other way of saying it, Houston is this close to having one of the worst 5 choke jobs in the last 40 years.

It's in their nature.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/6-oilers-bills-1993-epic-playoff-choke-or-comeback.jpg
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In reply to Aggie_3 • 7:08p, 9/15/15
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Credit Gig'Em Trevis for this

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Saw on ESPN.com that the Rangers are trying to become only the 5th team in the last 40 years to win a division title after being at least 8 GB on August 1st.

Other way of saying it, Houston is this close to having one of the worst 5 choke jobs in the last 40 years.

It's in their nature.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/6-oilers-bills-1993-epic-playoff-choke-or-comeback.jpg

Counting chickens before they hatch has never backfired before
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In reply to Houston Summit • 7:22p, 9/15/15
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Credit Gig'Em Trevis for this

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Saw on ESPN.com that the Rangers are trying to become only the 5th team in the last 40 years to win a division title after being at least 8 GB on August 1st.

Other way of saying it, Houston is this close to having one of the worst 5 choke jobs in the last 40 years.

It's in their nature.
http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/6-oilers-bills-1993-epic-playoff-choke-or-comeback.jpg

Counting chickens before they hatch has never backfired before

Houston Summit is good people.
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7:30p, 9/15/15
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Hahahahaha!!!!!

Ranger fans talking sheet about epic choke jobs. Now that's fckin funny.

If there's any fanbase in the history of sports that shouldn't use choke jobs as smack talk it's that sad bunch.
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