Astro fans right now not realizing how bad their team has been since the All Star Break
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Last: 4 yr ago by Charlie Conway
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Glad you 'stro *****es are in our division. Sea, Ana and Oak fans are scarce. Rivalry in state always fun. To bad oklahomans and San antonians to poor for a MLB team.
Anyone else read this in a caveman voice?
And just for a little trip down memory lane, here's the takeout slide and mini scuffle that led to our post all-star break run. Enjoy
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8 games back on August 2nd.
Did you predict this in your "sports gambling industry" job?
Guys did you know Paul is a very successful lawyer? How many threads do you need to get embarrassed in before you give up?
Don't forget he's 6 foot 3 and jacked.
Played juco football too, so he knows sports.
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Astro fans right now not realizing how bad their team has been since the All Star Break
If you're a houston sports fan, not much to cheer about for any of their teams unless you like the rodeo.
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Astro fans right now not realizing how bad their team has been since the All Star Break
If you're a houston sports fan, not much to cheer about for any of their teams unless you like the rodeo.
Choke city
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8 games back on August 2nd.
Did you predict this in your "sports gambling industry" job?
Guys did you know Paul is a very successful lawyer? How many threads do you need to get embarrassed in before you give up?
Don't forget he's 6 foot 3 and jacked.
Played juco football too, so he knows sports.
And by that you mean FCS football.
I wonder what the guys who actually get paid to coach the game would say regarding who knows more about the game? The guy who actually played...or the guy that never played beyond junior high and "works in the sports gambling industry"?
Gee.....
I'm guessing you played football back when the wishbone and power I were popular.
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8 games back on August 2nd.
Did you predict this in your "sports gambling industry" job?
Guys did you know Paul is a very successful lawyer? How many threads do you need to get embarrassed in before you give up?
Don't forget he's 6 foot 3 and jacked.
Played juco football too, so he knows sports.
And by that you mean FCS football.
I wonder what the guys who actually get paid to coach the game would say regarding who knows more about the game? The guy who actually played...or the guy that never played beyond junior high and "works in the sports gambling industry"?
Gee.....
Two threads in the span of 5 minutes Paul. I'm starting to think Nomad wasn't kidding when he talks about how you follow him around.
As said in the other thread, when you're ready to put your money where your mouth is I'll be happy to take it. Until then, go get your ****ing shinebox because you're a chump. Goodnight.
Can we stop hating each other and just hate each other's team?
Vince Young won a FBS title, yet I wouldn't trust him to make correct change or provide intelligent football insight.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Star_Series
The Silver Boot is coming back to Arlington. Again. For the 12th time in the 16 years it's been awarded.
The Silver Boot is coming back to Arlington. Again. For the 12th time in the 16 years it's been awarded.
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lone_Star_Series
The Silver Boot is coming back to Arlington. Again. For the 12th time in the 16 years it's been awarded.
Astros don't care about the boot, they just care about being in first pla... oh ****, nevermind.
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8 games back on August 2nd.
Did you predict this in your "sports gambling industry" job?
Guys did you know Paul is a very successful lawyer? How many threads do you need to get embarrassed in before you give up?
Don't forget he's 6 foot 3 and jacked.
Played juco football too, so he knows sports.
And by that you mean FCS football.
I wonder what the guys who actually get paid to coach the game would say regarding who knows more about the game? The guy who actually played...or the guy that never played beyond junior high and "works in the sports gambling industry"?
Gee.....
Two threads in the span of 5 minutes Paul. I'm starting to think Nomad wasn't kidding when he talks about how you follow him around.
As said in the other thread, when you're ready to put your money where your mouth is I'll be happy to take it. Until then, go get your ****ing shinebox because you're a chump. Goodnight.
Explain to us all how picking against the spread equates to actually "knowing the game." It doesn't. I've asked you to explain that on multiple threads multiple times, yet you avoid it every time. I've even asked you to simply prove you're actually good at even picking games - your claimed profession - yet you refuse to. Rather, the only thing you do is keep telling us how you posted a bunch of picks years ago. Why won't you do the same now? There's absolutely nothing to lose. You claim you've done it before.
We know why you won't.
I'm sure a lot of college and NFL coaches think numb nuts that "pick games for a living" know a lot about the actual game relative to someone who actually played it.
Some help for any confused Astros fans:
You need to go into your Chrome/Firefox/IE bookmarks and edit your favorites to change this:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings
to this:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings/_/view/wild-card
Call the Help Desk if you need further assistance.
You need to go into your Chrome/Firefox/IE bookmarks and edit your favorites to change this:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings
to this:
http://espn.go.com/mlb/standings/_/view/wild-card
Call the Help Desk if you need further assistance.
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Astro fans right now not realizing how bad their team has been since the All Star Break
If you're a houston sports fan, not much to cheer about for any of their teams unless you like the rodeo.
Choke city
https://media1.giphy.com/media/13DYD4XAgwTD6E/giphy.gif
Yah, now I feel better about our chances, when have Houston sports teams ever responded to the "choke city" moniker
Still Houston.
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Astro fans right now not realizing how bad their team has been since the All Star Break
If you're a houston sports fan, not much to cheer about for any of their teams unless you like the rodeo.
Choke city
https://media1.giphy.com/media/13DYD4XAgwTD6E/giphy.gif
Yah, now I feel better about our chances, when have Houston sports teams ever responded to the "choke city" moniker
35-3
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Astro fans right now not realizing how bad their team has been since the All Star Break
If you're a houston sports fan, not much to cheer about for any of their teams unless you like the rodeo.
Choke city
https://media1.giphy.com/media/13DYD4XAgwTD6E/giphy.gif
Yah, now I feel better about our chances, when have Houston sports teams ever responded to the "choke city" moniker
35-3
I guess it's convenient in a Cowboys fan
quote:You better give us some ****ing credit for our division championships in 2011 and 2012!
Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
Houston Summit is good people!
Neveranaggie takes things too personal.
Dirk.
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Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
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Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
We covered this already -- they won the "Most Days In First Place In the Division 2015"
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Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
We covered this already -- they won the "Most Days In First Place In the Division 2015"
How could I forget.
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Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
Well for starters...A SW Divsion title and a playoff series over the Mavericks
quote:That is so prestigious!quote:quote:
Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
We covered this already -- they won the "Most Days In First Place In the Division 2015"
quote:A playoff series over Mavs > Mavs winning it all in 2011?quote:quote:
Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
Well for starters...A SW Divsion title and a playoff series over the Mavericks
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Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
Well for starters...A SW Divsion title and a playoff series over the Mavericks
Dwight and Smoove are still ooping on Tyson
Mavs have won a title this decade....
quote:Never said that. He said what have we won recently. And we won the division last year and happened to match up against yall in round 1. And it was a one-sided contestquote:A playoff series over Mavs > Mavs winning it all in 2011?quote:quote:
Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
Well for starters...A SW Divsion title and a playoff series over the Mavericks
quote:Well I'm a Spurs fan so you can't really say anything to me..but the Mavs have easily been the better franchise for a LOOOOOONG timequote:Never said that. He said what have we won recently. And we won the division last year and happened to match up against yall in round 1. And it was a one-sided contestquote:A playoff series over Mavs > Mavs winning it all in 2011?quote:quote:
Dfw sports fans are delusional haven't won **** in years /crylol
What has Houston won recently?
Well for starters...A SW Divsion title and a playoff series over the Mavericks