quote:Gotta give credit where credit is due. That being said anything other than getting swept was a victory for us. Our magic number for the division is 5 with 7 games remaining all at home. All we really need to do is go 4-3 to finish things out and the division is ours
Keuchel is pretty good huh ranger fans?
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Yep. Just couldn't get swept.
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quote:quote:Gotta give credit where credit is due. That being said anything other than getting swept was a victory for us. Our magic number for the division is 5 with 7 games remaining all at home. All we really need to do is go 4-3 to finish things out and the division is ours
Keuchel is pretty good huh ranger fans?
With Houston's road "prowess" even 3-4 would likely clinch. They're likely to lose at least 2 on that road stretch.
THE RANGERS WILL HAVE TO GO TO TORONTO NOW, AND HAVE TO DRINK MOLSON AFTER THE GAMES!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
all I got.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
all I got.
Cowboys would throttle Houston WITHOUT their two best players.
There is only one choke city.
There is only one choke city.
quote:Take off, you hoser. We will drink Elsinore!
THE RANGERS WILL HAVE TO GO TO TORONTO NOW, AND HAVE TO DRINK MOLSON AFTER THE GAMES!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
all I got.
quote:Um no..
Cowboys would throttle Houston WITHOUT their two best players.
There is only one choke city.
The only choke artists is the cowboys you see their playoff record that last few years.
Romo trying to hold a fg kick says hello.
quote:quote:Um no..
Cowboys would throttle Houston WITHOUT their two best players.
There is only one choke city.
The only choke artists is the cowboys you see their playoff record that last few years.
Romo trying to hold a fg kick says hello.
Houston fan really talking about NFL playoffs? That's rich.
Texans fans can't be happy about their **** franchise.
When the Cowboys lose, they "win." Little brother Syndrome.
When the Cowboys lose, they "win." Little brother Syndrome.
quote:Not even a Cowboys or Texans fan and I can attest to this. Texans suck dick. Their fans take pride in a Cowboys loss. Always. Even when they lose. LOL so sad
Texans fans can't be happy about their **** franchise.
When the Cowboys lose, they "win." Little brother Syndrome.
quote:Most cowboys weren't even born they last time they were any good..
Texans fans can't be happy about their **** franchise.
When the Cowboys lose, they "win." Little brother Syndrome.
As I type FC dallas getting smashed by LA what ****ty sports teams DFW has.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
LULZ
Nice assumption there pal.
quote:quote:Most cowboys weren't even born they last time they were any good..
Texans fans can't be happy about their **** franchise.
When the Cowboys lose, they "win." Little brother Syndrome.
As I type FC dallas getting smashed by LA what ****ty sports teams DFW has.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
LULZ
I actually watch the soccer games when the **** do you post on the soccer threads? Never. FC Dallas owns Houston in soccer.
quote:quote:Most cowboys weren't even born they last time they were any good..
Texans fans can't be happy about their **** franchise.
When the Cowboys lose, they "win." Little brother Syndrome.
As I type FC dallas getting smashed by LA what ****ty sports teams DFW has.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
LULZ
Did you miss all of last season? 13-4 is a pretty good year...
If Dallas sports teams are ****ty, then Houston sports teams are the fecal coliform contained in our ****.
Either that or Houston is pinworms, so obsessed with our **** that you wouldn't know what to do without us.
Feel free to choose whichever analogy works best for you, but they are both accurate.
Feel free to choose whichever analogy works best for you, but they are both accurate.
quote:quote:Most cowboys weren't even born they last time they were any good..
Texans fans can't be happy about their **** franchise.
When the Cowboys lose, they "win." Little brother Syndrome.
As I type FC dallas getting smashed by LA what ****ty sports teams DFW has.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
LULZ
The person posted a pic of a Dallas sports hero who wore #9 to signify our magic number dropping to 9. It wasn't meant to be a brag post about past success. Reasoning is hard.
quote:Yes they've made it 8 times. But you know keep talking trash about a team in a league that deems your city too ****ty to even attempt putting a franchise in.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
quote:8x in 16 years you dont say?quote:Yes they've made it 8 times. But you know keep talking trash about a team in a league that deems your city too ****ty to even attempt putting a franchise in.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
Now that is funny I went to a stars game last year their were more Red Wing fans there than Stars and I happily cheered Detroit on and they won!
quote:Well actually there was a season locked out in there so 8 times in 15 seasons. And actually the Rockets have only made the playoffs 8 times in the last 16 seasons so looks like by your own standards Houston's basketball team must suck. Facts hurt sometimes I guessquote:8x in 16 years you dont say?quote:Yes they've made it 8 times. But you know keep talking trash about a team in a league that deems your city too ****ty to even attempt putting a franchise in.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
quote:2 titles 3 finals appearances multiple HOF, won the Division last year, WCF last year, bounced the hapless Mavs..Huge upside.quote:Well actually there was a season locked out in there so 8 times in 15 seasons. And actually the Rockets have only made the playoffs 8 times in the last 16 seasons so looks like by your own standards Houston's basketball team must suck. Facts hurt sometimes I guessquote:8x in 16 years you dont say?quote:Yes they've made it 8 times. But you know keep talking trash about a team in a league that deems your city too ****ty to even attempt putting a franchise in.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
Stars just suck they are Minnesota's trash.
You want to argue facts huh?
quote:quote:8x in 16 years you dont say?quote:Yes they've made it 8 times. But you know keep talking trash about a team in a league that deems your city too ****ty to even attempt putting a franchise in.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
Now that is funny I went to a stars game last year their were more Red Wing fans there than Stars and I happily cheered Detroit on and they won!
Neato!
quote:2 titles since 1971 congratsquote:2 titles 3 finals appearances multiple HOF, won the Division last year, WCF last year, bounced the hapless Mavs..Huge upside.quote:Well actually there was a season locked out in there so 8 times in 15 seasons. And actually the Rockets have only made the playoffs 8 times in the last 16 seasons so looks like by your own standards Houston's basketball team must suck. Facts hurt sometimes I guessquote:8x in 16 years you dont say?quote:Yes they've made it 8 times. But you know keep talking trash about a team in a league that deems your city too ****ty to even attempt putting a franchise in.
And I love the Stars pic someone posted on the Ranger thread 1999? Have they made the playoffs since?
Stars just suck they are Minnesota's trash.
You want to argue facts huh?
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2 titles 3 finals appearances multiple HOF
I wanna argue facts... the Rockets have made 4 Finals appearances, not 3. They got beat twice by the Celtics (1981 and 1986 I believe). I'm guessing you aren't even old enough to remember the Rockets' 2 titles, much less their appearances in the 80's.
He uses the term "LULZ"
I'm guessing he's not a day over 16.
I'm guessing he's not a day over 16.
quote:
Stars just suck they are Minnesota's trash
Logical post. Quality smack right there.
Did the Astros beat the Rangers?
Y'all's website is wrong and has been wrong for several days now. Please update and get back to us, thanks.
Y'all's website is wrong and has been wrong for several days now. Please update and get back to us, thanks.
You don't think the Cowboys were "any good" last year?
quote:This is just typical Houston denial. Of course he thinks they were good but he can't say that. It would be against all that is holy in Houston.
You don't think the Cowboys were "any good" last year?
quote:quote:
Stars just suck they are Minnesota's trash
Logical post. Quality smack right there.
As opposed to valbunea is working on his golf swing
quote:
quote:
2 titles 3 finals appearances multiple HOF
I wanna argue facts... the Rockets have made 4 Finals appearances, not 3. They got beat twice by the Celtics (1981 and 1986 I believe). I'm guessing you aren't even old enough to remember the Rockets' 2 titles, much less their appearances in the 80's.
This is smack? I missed a final year .
Hockey smack? Y'all's minor league hockey team left for f***ing Des Moines. Also, that 1999 Stanley Cup is more recent than any major sport championship the city of Houston has won. San Antonio has ONE major professional sport franchise and still has more championships than the city of Houston, even if you count the Dynamo. Houston is the red-headed stepchild of Texas sports.
quote:You wanted to argue facts, and yet your facts were wrong.quote:
quote:
2 titles 3 finals appearances multiple HOF
I wanna argue facts... the Rockets have made 4 Finals appearances, not 3. They got beat twice by the Celtics (1981 and 1986 I believe). I'm guessing you aren't even old enough to remember the Rockets' 2 titles, much less their appearances in the 80's.
This is smack? I missed a final year .
How's this for smack... you're so poor, when you go to KFC, you have to lick everybody else's fingers.
