Astros 2015 improbable, inconceivable march to the World Series UPDATED OP WARNING

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wait when is this for? i love drinking and i have an astros tattoo, but im in the middle east. the time difference and the fac that im not allowed to be drunk at work might be a killer.


Where at in the Middle East?


mazag08
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Eff it, if yall still need one more count me in.
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I'm 2 beers in already. This is going to be rough.
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Astros Pennant Race Drinking Game Contestants:

1. Houston Summit
2. TexasAggie2015
3. JABQ04
4. McGibblets
5. MAGnoliaAg
6. aggie1906
7. shano0603
8. Ag_07
9. coop-aero-06
10.

We got enough for the lineup! If one more guy wants to play, they can't take Kazmir and take a shot after every K.

I'll have y'all's players up in just a couple minutes...
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LET'S GO BABY. THROWBACK ASTROS KOOZIE AND ALL

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Bet the Rangerette thread doesn't have this much fun.

I don't even wanna know what kinda circle jerk forgot games they play.
gillom
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What tournament did Budweiser sponsor?
Sea Gull
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WHY COULDNT THIS BE NEXT WEEK?
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I hope we win because that picture McGibblets posted will be the tamest you drunkards post all night.
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Astros Pennant Race Drinking Game Contestants:

1. Houston Summit
2. TexasAggie2015
3. JABQ04
4. McGibblets
5. MAGnoliaAg
6. aggie1906
7. shano0603
8. Ag_07
9. coop-aero-06
10.

We got enough for the lineup! If one more guy wants to play, they can't take Kazmir and take a shot after every K.

I'll have y'all's players up in just a couple minutes...

Someone is gonna take Kazmir and he's gonna K 18
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*drumroll*

And here we go.....

1. Jose Altuve (aggie1906)
2. George Springer (texasaggie2015)
3. Carlos Correa (McGibblets)
4. Evan Gattis (Ag_07)
5. Colby Rasmus (shano0603)
6. Carlos Gomez (JABQ04)
7. Luis Valbuena (mAgnoliAg)
8. Chris Carter (Houston Summit)
9. Jason Castro (coop-aero-06)

Astros Race for the Pennant Drinking Game Rules:

One shot for each base your player reaches. If at any point in the game an Astros player who isn't your assigned player hits a home run, you chug a beer. If it's a pinch hit home run, shotgun the beer.

Take a BIG drink for every strikeout by Kazmir.

Finish your drink every time the Astros turn a double play.

If Hinch wins a review, finish your drink.

After the win, keep drinking until each player has shaken every hand and returned back to the dugout. Have multiple beers ready for this.

Let's do this, fellas! What are y'all drinking?
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Perfect. Already had my Correa jersey on
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How did we time this just right to make this happen the day we face a BP spot starter.
JABQ04
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About to go to the store and get some beer. Have to put the kids to bed first then drunk time.
Ag_07
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And if our player gets pinch hit for?
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Hmm. Take whoever the pinch hitter is. If there's a defensive replacement or pinch runner, take him as well.
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Sorry, but I'm going to throw a wet blanket on the party. So, let me ask two things of you: (1) don't drive a vehicle and (2) be here next week when we enter the playoffs. Please.
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I came in late as I had a busy late afternoon/evening, but I'll finish what's left of my 12-pack of Boulevard Funky Pumpkin if the Angels lose to Barry Zito.
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(1) don't drive a vehicle


Not a wet blanket at all.
JABQ04
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Sorry, but I'm going to throw a wet blanket on the party. So, let me ask two things of you: (1) don't drive a vehicle and (2) be here next week when we enter the playoffs. Please.


Good looking out. I can watch all exempt Sunday. Have to work days.
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Hmm. Take whoever the pinch hitter is. If there's a defensive replacement or pinch runner, take him as well.

Here's an idea for a little spin.... If your player gets pinch hit for, you can switch players with anyone else.
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How did we time this just right to make this happen the day we face a BP spot starter.


Thanks for the jinx *******
texasaggie2015
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I'm good with that if everyone else is
Farmer1906
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We gone get ****ed up
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Hmm. Take whoever the pinch hitter is. If there's a defensive replacement or pinch runner, take him as well.

Here's an idea for a little spin.... If your player gets pinch hit for, you can switch players with anyone else.


Good luck keeping up with that when as we get #Hammered&Hinched
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Meh, if we're too drunk to figure it out, then the game has done its job.

Something tells me that Gibbs is gonna get hammered and get banned for TOFA
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I'll always be that guy who made the drinking game that got Gibblets banned forever
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Thankfully the rangers and angels play each other because neither of those ****ers lose.
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Finally done with JV football. I'm here homos!!!
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Congrats. You get to take a shot every time Kazmir gets a strikeout.
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I'll always be that guy who made the drinking game that got Gibblets banned forever
Don't worry, I already have the handle "Not McGibblets" made, just for that occasion.
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I hope I get drunk enough to do that, because from the ways games are looking tonight, a loss could end our post season dreams
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Oakland making things interesting
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Just finished a 7 mile run in time to get ready for the game. About to start pouring the Bulleit and I've got some Sierra Nevada Oktoberfest ready on stand-by.

Thank goodness I'm on the west coast so I can still get a decent night of sleep after this. Let's go!!!!
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