My most recent one was telling a new officer than the coffee mess was always empty because the guy in charge was a Mormon. He wasn't, he was a Methodist, just didn't drink coffee. the new officer said "oh sweet! Another mormon!"

Yeah, I've stuck my foot in my mouth a couple times when it comes to Mormons.

The JWs came to my house one December 24th. After they gave me their literature, they turned to leave. I said "Have a Merry Christmas!"

Central Mich lost, Navy leading, OSU still to play.

Maybe OSU will win...

Had a great haul today. Won my 40% bet on clemson and my 40% bet on Minnesota.

OSU! I didn't lose all my money again!

Who won? Who lost? Who made the dumbest bet of the week? Will Jeff ever make any money? All this and more, on the next Rule #1 Pick 'em Update!

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Enter the promo code "Pro Sandy Sucks" at Draftkings.com and we'll double your money."

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In my daughter's class today, the teacher asked a dad what grades he taught. He said "middle school." His son then piped up, "yeah, but he's just a coach!"

My profession does have a deserved reputation.

I fight it daily.

Week Seis!

Let's start with the chart.



Like a Russian cruise missile out of the Caspian Sea bound for Syrian rebels is redd shooting out of the pack! Pitt, Michigan, and ULL carried him to victory.

Beyond that, it seems we have some parallel lines. CDub remained pretty constant this week with his money. Only making $600 cost him about 20 places in the standings.

Smith&Co kept up his routine of betting on every game, though it seems he missed the early games. Coming in big for him was Rice of Florida Atlantic. Smith&Co made a few hundred dollars this week. He's slowly gaining on that "had you not bet line."

Pro Sandy made one good bet. OSU came through and kept him from losing all his money 2 weeks in a row. He moved up 18 places. Will he too be like a Russian cruise missile and crash and burn in Iran?

GigEmNick and Jeff slid more places down. They could have been in 551st place had they registered and never bet.

#63 CDub06 $120714
#144 Redd38 $88763
#323 Mid90 $66707
#896 Smith&Co $52727
#1422 Pro Sandy $8535
#1455 GigEmNick $0
#1455 JeffK $0

Top Dawg: CDub
Rising Pups: redd38
In the dawghouse: Pro Sandy

This week is a big week. How will you handle A&M - Alabama? Will Texags favor WVU over Baylor? Michigan - Michgan State? Florida - LSU? Will Smith&Co remember to bet on the Thursday games? Can the Astros come back today and make it to the ALCS for the first time ever?

I didn't make the write up this week

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That's just embarrassing for me.


And mid90 continues to do amazing stuff and is our HEB, Channel 3, Beter of the Week!

• Chelsea
• Astros
• Texans
• USMNT
• Conroe Tigers

FML

No sympathy for CHS here.

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• Astros
• Texans
• USMNT
• Conroe Tigers

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RENOUNCE YOUR AGGIE FANDOM IMMEDIATELY

CHS being Corpus Christi Carroll? My high school girlfriend went there. They play my alma mater of Ray tomorrow night.

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Conroe High School.


Didn't know you were from CC. My Godmother taught at King for 40 years.

Calallen magically becomes Corpus Christi Calallen each year after all the CCISD schools get knocked out of the playoffs.

1959, state champs, W B Ray High School

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Didn't know you were from CC. My Godmother taught at King for 40 years.

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Got my monies in. $6000 on Pitt, Virginia, and Michigan. $535 on WVU

Not betting this week. We'll see how this pays off.

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You won't go over the had you not bet line

But I wont go under either!

Still waiting on Gwen Stefani to call me back. She must still be stuck on the spiderweb

Pitt? Not looking good

WVU? Not looking good

Pitt won! I got some money!

Allen really threw all those pick-sixes, huh?

It wasn't some robot sent from the future by evil Alabama scientists?

Our preacher told us it is OK to participate in Halloween as long as you give out good candy.