A&M was about farmers before it was about the military. As a former student with a degree in agriculture I'd like to point out that the corps would not be here if not for the farmers. We are even prominently discussed in one of the more interesting two word (repeated)yells, "Farmers Fight".
The tradition of farming goes back several thousand years, much older than the tradition of organized military. Hookers, who are also revered from a historical perspective came next. We both have traditions that are mighty grand in comparison to the fine corps traditions. In fact, most people, corps, non-regs, prositutes and greeks all take part in our thrice daily tradition of eating food raised by other people. You all have become so reliant on our tradition that I suspect you would fall over dead without it.
So, as you can see, the college of Agriculture represents the real keepers of the spirit. Everyone else can STFU.
The tradition of farming goes back several thousand years, much older than the tradition of organized military. Hookers, who are also revered from a historical perspective came next. We both have traditions that are mighty grand in comparison to the fine corps traditions. In fact, most people, corps, non-regs, prositutes and greeks all take part in our thrice daily tradition of eating food raised by other people. You all have become so reliant on our tradition that I suspect you would fall over dead without it.
So, as you can see, the college of Agriculture represents the real keepers of the spirit. Everyone else can STFU.
it's the only place with the Howdy, and Gig'um, Silver Taps, and Bonfire, a real bonfire. 
