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txdawg80
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8:13p, 10/31/05
I say we ride up to the athletic dept and pull a good ol' number six on them.

for those of you who dont know just ask what happens to the women and children.

just a joke, dont go over board
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meantime
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8:15p, 10/31/05
Headly Lamar:
"You spare the women?"...

Taggert:
"Nah we r*** the s*** outta them at the number six dance later that night!"
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RK
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8:16p, 10/31/05
somebody's gonna have to go back to town and get a s**tload of dimes. [/byrne]
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Madman
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8:20p, 10/31/05
The Sheriff is Ah N*****

He said the Sheriff is Near
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Madman
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8:21p, 10/31/05
Of course you will have the decensy to never tell anyone I talked to you.
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txdawg80
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8:21p, 10/31/05
oh boys............where are all the white women at
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Madman
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8:22p, 10/31/05
Boss I hope you can find it in your heart to hang that uppity ******
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DeadOldElephant
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8:23p, 10/31/05
Mongo like candy!
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L8HIT
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8:27p, 10/31/05
What in the wide wide world of sports is going on here?

...dancing like a bunch of Kansas City maggots
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Fuzzy Dunlop
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8:35p, 10/31/05
I'd like to offer a laurel, and hardy handshake to our new...
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meantime
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8:38p, 10/31/05
See- it's comin' off!

[This message has been edited by meantime (edited 10/31/2005 8:42p).]
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RVAg02
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8:39p, 10/31/05
Are we awake?
We're not sure. Are we black?
Yes, we are.
Then we're awake, but very puzzled.
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RVAg02
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8:40p, 10/31/05
Damn it - beat me to it


You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
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TrentBishop
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8:45p, 10/31/05
I didn't get a harumph out of you......
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TrentBishop
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8:47p, 10/31/05
and...

Farmer Johnson's right about Howard Johnson being right.
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RVAg02
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8:48p, 10/31/05
They told me you was hung.

And they was right.
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mandingo
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9:00p, 10/31/05
we'll take jews, *****s, blacks and whites but no irish!

NO IRISH!
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birdman
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9:10p, 10/31/05
Want some more beans Mister Taggett?

I'd say you boys have had enough.
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DogHouse95
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9:11p, 10/31/05
its twoo, its twoo.
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AGGAERO
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9:45p, 10/31/05
would you like some more schnitzingruben?
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Muy
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9:47p, 10/31/05
Easy baby, 15 schnitzengruben's is ENOUGH!
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Andrew99
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1:28a, 11/1/05
Easy baby, you're suckin on my arm...

(Line contributed by Richard Pryor, but it was cut from the movie)
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Andrew99
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1:30a, 11/1/05
Well, don't just sit there lookin stupid, graspin your hands in pain... How about a little applause for the "Lufkin" Kid?
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Andrew99
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1:35a, 11/1/05
My people...

I don't have to tell you what's been happening to our beloved team... The defense looted, OLine stampeded, and coaches raped. The time has come to act, and act fast. I'm leaving...
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Andrew99
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1:38a, 11/1/05
[Fran establishes himself as the coach of Rock Ridge A&M. The fans of that school, pull their guns out and take aim. Bill Byrne rushes to his aid] My people, I implore you to pay heed to this good contract and all it has to say! [a shot rings out, blowing the contract away - Byrne turns to Fran] Son, you're on your own.
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King
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2:08a, 11/1/05
"Throw out your arms, stick out your toosh. Hands on your hip, give it a push"


STOP!!!!! What the hell are you doing? This is a closed set!!

Ya so are you. I'm workin for Mel Brooks!
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King
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2:10a, 11/1/05
Or we could be like Andrew up there and try to take every remaining line in the movie
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2:24a, 11/1/05
"Excuse me while I whip this out....."

[This message has been edited by stump02 (edited 11/1/2005 2:25a).]
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bickag05
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7:39a, 11/1/05
*Gametime*
"Oh Baby PLEASE, 14 touchdowns is my limit"


*Postgame*
"A man drinks like that and he dont eat, he is going to die!"......"WHEN?!"


[This message has been edited by bickag05 (edited 11/1/2005 7:49a).]
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5C
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7:44a, 11/1/05
dang... stump beat me to it.


LOL
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TexAgII
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8:04a, 11/1/05
[Association of Former Students charging the field to remove DC] "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." [Bye, bye DC]

"In the long run, we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving." Sheldon Kopp
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KJN86
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8:05a, 11/1/05
Badges. We don't need no stinking badges.
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Ag65Son
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8:46a, 11/1/05
Chewing gum on line? I hope you brought enough for everybody.

I didn't know there was going to be so many!
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BigOil
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9:00a, 11/1/05
a rompin' and a stompin'
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Muy
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9:03a, 11/1/05
"Somebody go back and get a ****load of talent"
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