I hired you people to try to get a few football wins, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City ***gots.
In the words of the brilliant man off of blazing saddles..............
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"Can't you see that this is the last act of a desperate man?"
"We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth, we're leavin'!"
"We don't care if it's the first act of Henry the Fifth, we're leavin'!"
Let's kill the firstborn child of every person in Rockridge!
Too Jewish
Too Jewish
FRAN: Be still Torbush, be still. My mind is a raging torrent, filled with rivulets of thought, cascading into a whirlwind of transient notions! Ha ha!
TORBUSH: Ditto.
FRAN: Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?!
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TORBUSH: Ditto.
FRAN: Ditto? Ditto, you provincial putz?!
[This message has been edited by F W ag 01 (edited 11/1/2005 4:00p).]
What do you want to do? Play football? Screw?
Let's play football.
Let's play football.
de camp towne ladies?
The fighting Texas aggie secondary follows a diversionary football into some quicksand. Coach fran runs to the edge of the sand, twirling a lasso in his hand, and immediately goes into action. Torbush comes up just in time for fran to say: "Well, that was lucky... almost lost a $50 football."
[Coach Fran, while holding Coach Torbush] "There, there, Carl, it's just a quarterback throwing the football."
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[This message has been edited by Dckman30 (edited 11/1/2005 10:28a).]
Herumph, herumph. "I didnt get a herumph outta that guy!!" GIVE THE GOVERNOR A HERUMPH!!!
Torbusch only pawn in game of football.
Reveerand!!
What in the Wide World of Sports are you boys doing...dancing around like a bunch of KC ***gots!
What in the Wide World of Sports are you boys doing...dancing around like a bunch of KC ***gots!
With regards to the injury bug:
Little b4stard shot me right in the a$$!
Little b4stard shot me right in the a$$!
"So since you are my guest....what is it that you like to do?"
"Oh....I don't know...play chess...screw.."
"Well let's play chess!!!"
"Oh....I don't know...play chess...screw.."
"Well let's play chess!!!"
Torbush = Hedley Lamar
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