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Most likely Playoff bracket is Texas' nightmare

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erube
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BTHO t.u.!!

From the Athletic

Playoff Scenario: Truly terrible tournament for Texas

Had planned on wrapping up today's newsletter by mathing out various Playoff scenarios, but then realized: What a Longhorns nightmare is looming. Here is the most likely field, based on the midnight ET edition of Austin Mock's projections:

Ohio State: The team that ruined Texas' first-ever preseason No. 1 ranking.
Indiana: No Texas-specific beef here, other than how uncomfortable it'd be for the Hoosiers of all people to make it further than the big-money Horns. But that's everyone's problem.
Texas A&M: Texas' biggest in-state rival, the one the Horns believed themselves to have instantly lapped within the SEC.
Texas Tech: One of the many Lone Star teams Texas has long dismissed as a little brother.
Notre Dame: Almost everyone hates the Fighting Irish, though their success still calls to mind that time Texas was back.
Georgia: The field's second SEC team …
Ole Miss: … and third, neither of which is Texas, despite the Longhorns having been the preseason conference favorite. Also, Georgia did that mean onside kick to the Horns.
Oregon: No Texas beef here either, other than the possibility of adding another team to the Has Won A Title Since 2005 tracker.
Oklahoma: Texas' biggest out-of-state rival and a team Texas beat, apparently to no avail. Also, a fourth non-Texas SEC team making it in.
BYU/Alabama/Vanderbilt/etc.: Scenarios include a fifth non-Texas SEC team, perhaps even a Vandy team that Texas beat (apparently to no avail), or BYU, which would remind Longhorns fans how much they hated 2014 Taysom Hill. (The Cougars control their own destiny, by the way.)
SMU: The ACC favorite has long been dismissed by Texas as its most uncouth little brother.
North Texas: The G5 favorite is too little to have ever been acknowledged by Texas as a brother of any size.
Two-thirds of the field might be the Horns' conference and/or state rivals, including the two teams they hate most! In a year when they went from No. 1 to probably not making it! Brutal!

Not all of that is set in stone, of course. Virginia, Pitt or whoever could win the ACC. JMU and Tulane are among the G5 leaders. Hey, maybe Texas upsets A&M next week and swipes that No. 10 seed for itself. But most of it is pretty set, and it's looking like Longhorns fans will be focusing their full attention on their No. 4 women's basketball team far more quickly than they'd planned.

Austin's Playoff projections here. (Geez! His name is even "Mock, Austin"! Brutal!)

GrapevineAg
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Yay, another thread about Texas.
fulshearAg96
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GrapevineAg said:

Yay, another thread about Texas.

LOL... but true!
Kenneth_2003
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GrapevineAg said:

Yay, another thread about Texas.

It's not like we play Nebraska next week
BadMoonRisin
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Wasn't Texas Pre-season no. 1 in 2010 the year they went 5-7 with Gilbert Grape?

Sorry, they were preseason #4, Bama was #1 then. I just remember the SI Cover that said "Texas has the defense to win it all"...and then they missed being bowl eligible.
King of the Dairy Queen
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GrapevineAg said:

Yay, another thread about Texas.


The hell else would we be talking about the week of Thanksgiving?
EliteZags
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"oh how I obsess of tu let me count the ways"
dabo man
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The hell else would we be talking about the week of Thanksgiving?

We'd usually talk about the game in Austin, not Bevo's perspective on the playoffs.
AgLaw02
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GrapevineAg said:

Yay, another thread about Texas.
Oh please. We play Texas this week.
Hank the Grifter
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EliteZags said:

"oh how I obsess of tu let me count the ways"

You're such a teasip puppet that you even regurgitate their "Agggy is obsessed with us" nonsense during freaking game week.
Hilariously pitiful.
They are out arch rival. We play them in 5 days and an undefeated regular season and trip to the SEC champ game is on the line.
But they've got their hands so far up your ass that you're afraid to talk trash about them during Thanksgiving week.

PATHETIC
GrapevineAg
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Y'all wanna talk about the game, fine. This is not that. You wanna talk about what attention *****s the sips are (and they are), but you create more threads about them. Fecking brilliant.
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