For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.


If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

James Earl Rudder said:

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For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.


If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

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You watched the entire game and THAT'S what bothered you?

He's on the staff technically, but we had JM and Drew Brees and a bunch of former players on our sideline. It's a thing teams do. Hell I've gotten a sideline pass once or twice.

Show us on the doll where Matthew touched you.

Wait until we play Oklahoma again and he notices Jim Ross on the sidelines.

We missed our window to have Rip Torn roam the sidelines

They have McConaughey, we have Liucci.

Well this a dumber complaint than even the Manning touchdown.

Wait until you hear about Colorado.

Master P
Lil Wayne
The Rock
Gronk and Brady

Aggie Dad Sip said:

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James Earl Rudder said:

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For those of you preparing your 12th man / TAMU letters of displeasure, please consider adding:

Whoever signed off on allowing M McConaugh-gay to roam the sidelines with the team should be fired or reprimanded.

Not acceptable to allow this ever again. He's not a player, support staff, or a coach.

He's a two bit groupie.
He's nothing more than a Beatles groupie, a Swiftie.


If some rich alum's wife wants him around, fine at their place, in her suite. They can grope each other.
He shouldn't be allowed on Kyle Field ever.
He should have been removed.

Media slobbered all over him all night long.

PR stunt at our expense.

He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

Inexcusable oversight.

Tough enough just having to listen to Herb and Fowler wet themselves with glee.

If he wants to be a mascot, fine. Get rid of the cow.
Put a dog collar around his neck and hand him over to an overweight , heavily tattooed Dominatrix holding a leash and stick him in the endzone.

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You watched the entire game and THAT'S what bothered you?

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Aggie gonna Aggie?

MM is cool as ***** If he was in our sideline TA would go nuts.

General Jack D. Ripper said:

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MM is cool as ***** If he was in our sideline TA would go nuts.

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Yet they can't bring themselves to admit this simple truth.

He is "employed" by tu
He was standing directly behind Sark for part of the game - regular field passes aren't allowed into the player/coach area.
He likely was part of their group - like assistants and trainers, etc

I wish he was an Aggie. Dude is a trip. Can you imagine how much we'd love that idiot if he was OUR idiot?

tu likes their hangers on. He is living vicariously as an actor should.

I laughed at "letters of displeasure". What an angry little Karen.

usmcbrooks said:

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Show us on the doll where Matthew touched you.

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If I could only give more stars.

FWIW he spent a good 20 min pregame looking up into the Aggies stands like sect 122-121 and appeared to be in awe of our fan base.

Matthew McConaughey 🤝 Trev Alberts

alright, alright, alright pic.twitter.com/6YXEgEazSP

— Tyler Shaw (@TylerShawSports) November 30, 2024

James Earl Rudder said:

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He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

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charities that MM actively contributes to:
What a self-promoting buffoon.

• BID 2 BEAT AIDS
• Cancer Research Institute
• Children's Defense Fund
• Children's Hospital Los Angeles
• Communities In Schools of New Orleans, Inc.
• Cure Duchenne
• Dennis Quaid Charity Weekend
• Entertainment Industry Foundation
• H.E.L.P. Malawi

• JK Livin Foundation
• Melanoma Research Alliance
• Mississippi Animal Rescue League
• Pacific Lodge Boys' Home
• Stand Up To Cancer
• St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
• The Art of Elysium
• World Vision

He's a UT alum who is passionate about college football, respect guys that stay involved with their school after they become famous, there are not many of them. JFF is probably the only guy we have who compares and that's a recent occurrence.

That fake cowboy loves attention. STARE AT ME. I BEG YOU!

The Porkchop Express said:

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James Earl Rudder said:

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He's a buffoon who is promoting himself every chance he gets.

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charities that MM actively contributes to:
What a self-promoting buffoon.

• BID 2 BEAT AIDS
• Cancer Research Institute
• Children's Defense Fund
• Children's Hospital Los Angeles
• Communities In Schools of New Orleans, Inc.
• Cure Duchenne
• Dennis Quaid Charity Weekend
• Entertainment Industry Foundation
• H.E.L.P. Malawi

• JK Livin Foundation
• Melanoma Research Alliance
• Mississippi Animal Rescue League
• Pacific Lodge Boys' Home
• Stand Up To Cancer
• St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
• The Art of Elysium
• World Vision

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Wow, y'all are right. Seems like a huge *******.

Dumb. But pretty sure each road team gets X amount of field passes.

Dont want to get into tit for tat with conference foes on stuff like this.

Come on he is from Longview don't be like that. Plus that jacket was awesome he looked like Indiana Jones.Who else can pull that off?

Zero concern over him being on the sidelines.

MM has an ego consistent with Texas so it's a good fit.

It does seem like he could use a shower and some shampoo. He looks old and greasy.

Btw, i am as anti woke as next guy but also into manners and respect. Your OP uses unneccessary language.

AggieArchitect04 said:

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Zero concern over him being on the sidelines.

MM has an ego consistent with Texas so it's a good fit.

It does seem like he could use a shower and some shampoo. He looks old and greasy.

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I wish I looked that old and greasy.

We can trot out Rick Perry in a yell leader outfit. That should do it.

Are they limited to a certain number of staff on the sidelines? Off so, WTF cares if they want to let MM use one of those spots?

You might want to worry more about other stuff that might actually help us win games. Like better tackling and improved offenses. Just saying.

OP must have a pretty cushy life if MM is a big problem for him.

I believe plenty on this forum wish MM was their worst problem.

Matthew McConaughey is cow's self proclaimed "Minister of Culture" and has put money toward the building of a basketball and multipurpose arena on campus. His presence on the sideline is both reward and public relations ploy.

On the other hand...