That story is insane. Bruised ribs are bad enough as it is.
For some reason I read this in the voice of a 90-year old man rambling to his great grandkids.Sea Speed said:
Met jaxons parents several times when they were moving out of the area and having an estate sale. Dude grew up on a gorgeous piece of property. I think my wife may still talk to his mom. Wife bought a really nice antique buffet from them that is in our living room.