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heavily intoxtricated
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Jimbo is our coach, but he's not the best
In every big game, he fails the test
Cuz he does stupid things that don't make sense
But he thinks he's real smart, so he never relents

One time he wasted a precious timeout
Right after halftime when the team walked out
Oh wait, he does that all the time
Because our offense has no reason or rhyme

Our special teams coach is an actual ghost
So it's no surprise special teams sucks the most
We always miss blocks and kicks galore
And our Australian punter isn't good anymore

Jimbo is making so much cash
We agreed to his contract, but man it's trash
He seems cool with losing, and that's no fun
But he has us by the balls with nowhere to run

Maybe one day we can be good again
But probably not, cause we committed a sin
We built Kyle Field on a burial ground
So we're cursed to be the worst program around
TxAg76
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Username checks out
BlueSmoke
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There once was a man from Nantucket....
Nobody cares. Work Harder
JohnLA762
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How damned hard is it to use "an" correctly?

WC94
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Forget the 12th Man, you need the 12 steps.
Shoefly!
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WC94 said:

Forget the 12th Man, you need the 12 steps.

True
aunuwyn08
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I like it op.
heavily intoxtricated
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JohnLA762 said:

How damned hard is it to use "an" correctly?



Damn, dude. As someone who prides himself on precise grammar, spelling, and punctuation, I can't believe I did that. You got me. I have edited the OP. I blame it on Jimbo for making me so sad and depressed that I could not adequately proof-read my post.
JohnLA762
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Your good bro!
geoag58
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Allright be honest, you asked AI to write a truthful poem describing Texas A&M football under Jimbo, didn't you?
Fight against the dictatorship of the federal bureaucracy!
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geoag58 said:

Allright be honest, you asked AI to write a truthful poem describing Texas A&M football under Jimbo, didn't you?

I don't even know how to use AI, but that is actually a good idea. How would I do it?
rednecked
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AI generated. the OPs may actually be better:

There once was a coach named Jimbo
Who thought he could make Aggies win, though
He signed a big deal
But his team had no zeal
And they lost to the likes of New Mexico

He promised to bring them a title
But his offense was always so idle
He wasted his talent
With plays that were silent
And his defense was always so brittle

He blamed all his woes on the refs
But the fans knew he had no heft
He squandered his money
And it wasn't funny
How he led them to such a big mess
heavily intoxtricated
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Of course it's better. I put a lot of thought into that to make sure there weren't awkward phrases and non-rhyming words like in that ****ty AI one you just posted
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