Jimbo is our coach, but he's not the best
In every big game, he fails the test
Cuz he does stupid things that don't make sense
But he thinks he's real smart, so he never relents
One time he wasted a precious timeout
Right after halftime when the team walked out
Oh wait, he does that all the time
Because our offense has no reason or rhyme
Our special teams coach is an actual ghost
So it's no surprise special teams sucks the most
We always miss blocks and kicks galore
And our Australian punter isn't good anymore
Jimbo is making so much cash
We agreed to his contract, but man it's trash
He seems cool with losing, and that's no fun
But he has us by the balls with nowhere to run
Maybe one day we can be good again
But probably not, cause we committed a sin
We built Kyle Field on a burial ground
So we're cursed to be the worst program around
In every big game, he fails the test
Cuz he does stupid things that don't make sense
But he thinks he's real smart, so he never relents
One time he wasted a precious timeout
Right after halftime when the team walked out
Oh wait, he does that all the time
Because our offense has no reason or rhyme
Our special teams coach is an actual ghost
So it's no surprise special teams sucks the most
We always miss blocks and kicks galore
And our Australian punter isn't good anymore
Jimbo is making so much cash
We agreed to his contract, but man it's trash
He seems cool with losing, and that's no fun
But he has us by the balls with nowhere to run
Maybe one day we can be good again
But probably not, cause we committed a sin
We built Kyle Field on a burial ground
So we're cursed to be the worst program around