Funny you should go there. Here is an excerpt from David Hale/ESPN's summary of yesterday's fun:AggDogg61 said:TexasAggie_97 said:
They are all "ass" and no brakes.
Maybe all monkey and no brakes.
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Texas drops fourth straight
For the fourth straight week, Texas climbed to a halftime lead. For the fourth straight week, the Longhorns slipped on a banana peel in the second half.
This time, it was against Iowa State, which monkeyed around through 30 minutes and trailed Texas 7-3 at the half. After the break, however, Iowa State chimped -- err, chipped -- away at the Longhorns' D again and again, ultimately winning 30-7.
If anyone assumed Steve Sarkisian would be a prime mate for Texas when the Longhorns hired him this year, the early tenure has been served notice the rebuilding job is a big one. Texas has now dropped four straight, and Bijan Robinson was held without a touchdown for the first time this season.
Texas will have to pray for better mojo in its final three games -- against Kansas, West Virginia and Kansas State -- needing two wins to get bowl eligible or leave Sarkisian with a monkey on his back for the entire offseason.