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MSTOCK99
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2:50p, 11/5/21
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I heard they were so poor they had to eat the monkey.

Sark starts every team meeting with, "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change..."

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IBombedTheMoon
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2:51p, 11/5/21
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I heard one of their coaches was dating a stripper who had a pet monkey that bit a child on Halloween
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Jakeaggie6593
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2:53p, 11/5/21
I heard that TU only allows you to play football if your gay and like to wear makeup
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Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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In reply to IBombedTheMoon • 2:53p, 11/5/21
IBombedTheMoon said:
I heard one of their coaches was dating a stripper who had a pet monkey that bit a child on Halloween


Well sht you won on the very first post. Would have been a great thread.
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MSTOCK99
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In reply to Jakeaggie6593 • 2:55p, 11/5/21
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I'm gay. STFU on that one.
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wangus12
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2:57p, 11/5/21
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How about the sports write up for their game against A&M 5 days after JFK got assassinated.

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Jakeaggie6593
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In reply to MSTOCK99 • 2:57p, 11/5/21
It was no offense to anyone. I am sorry. Just always thought that was the requirement at whorns university. Drinking early is dangerous
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MSTOCK99
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In reply to Jakeaggie6593 • 2:59p, 11/5/21
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Appreciate it. GigEm!
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In reply to MSTOCK99 • 3:00p, 11/5/21
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MSTOCK99 said:
I'm gay. STFU on that one.
No one cares, we're picking on sips, not gays.
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In reply to wangus12 • 3:02p, 11/5/21
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Holy crap! I had never seen that post game JFK assassination article. Wowzers. They don't write copy like that anymore. Thanks for sharing.
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In reply to wangus12 • 3:12p, 11/5/21
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If this gets out, and Lou Maysel is somehow still around, poor man is going to be canceled.
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MSTOCK99
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3:17p, 11/5/21
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Oh, I'm definitely day drinking. Reason I started this post. LOL. It's Friday, SEC Network is in Aggie Land, and we gotta make it spicy. And screw this media love affair with Auburn.

I heard a story about the monkey, a starfish, and peanut butter. Don't know if it's true. But I heard it.
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In reply to Detmersdislocatedshoulder • 3:17p, 11/5/21
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"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Aggieland!" -Davy Crockett
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Steeeg 91
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3:19p, 11/5/21
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Whorn students carry dildos on campus to protest gun laws.

"Cocks, not Glocks"
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alamogeorge
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In reply to MSTOCK99 • 3:19p, 11/5/21
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MSTOCK99 said:
I'm gay. STFU on that one.


Calm down. It can only be offensive if he knows the difference between your and you're.
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Aggieland!" -Davy Crockett
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Bill Superman
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3:22p, 11/5/21
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I heard that sip hasn't been relevant in over a decade.
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Deplorable
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In reply to MSTOCK99 • 3:22p, 11/5/21
MSTOCK99 said:
I'm gay. STFU on that one.
he forgot the obligatory
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Emilio Fantastico
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In reply to Bill Superman • 3:28p, 11/5/21
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Bill Superman said:
I heard that sip hasn't been relevant in over a decade.

That's not a rumor. That's a well known fact.
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MSTOCK99
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3:34p, 11/5/21
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Come on y'all. You gotta get a monkey, a starfish, and peanut butter. That is hilarious.
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Brian Earl Spilner
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3:37p, 11/5/21
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My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw tu pass-out at 31 Flavors last night.
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3:47p, 11/5/21
I heard that sips periods attracts bears
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Detmersdislocatedshoulder
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4:14p, 11/5/21
I heard that starting next year that Texas was going to be back. Shhhhh don't tell anyone.
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4:24p, 11/5/21
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Y'all, if we wanna destroy Texas, we should probably kick up these QB transfer portal rumors, But in a real way Last time we tried, Kyler Murray went to Oklahoma. F.ng Kevin Sumlin did that **** on purpose.
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4:26p, 11/5/21
City of Austin is now allowing homeless to pitch tents and cook meth on the campus.

Sark is back on the cutty.

Pole Assasin accuses the entire sip defense of gang rape. (she was good until they refused to pay up)
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5:13p, 11/5/21
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Been hopeless since Jr was POTUS!
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5:18p, 11/5/21
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NCAA and Big12 denied multiple requests to use orange dildos as their end zone pylons
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5:24p, 11/5/21
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Project Veritas is rumored to have a video tape of Deloss Dodds in a bar crying in his beer that "we're not Texas or the Joneses anymore."
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In reply to IBombedTheMoon • 5:27p, 11/5/21
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IBombedTheMoon said:
I heard one of their coaches was dating a stripper who had a pet monkey that bit a child on Halloween

I can't even fathom how embarrassing it would be for them if that was actually true. What if that coach left his wife and three kids for that stripper. Too unrealistic?
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MSTOCK99
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5:59p, 11/5/21
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I would pay at least $100 for a Deloss Dodd pee video. Same goes for Chris Del Conte, or however the hell you spell it. Anything to continue to destroy that program, then count me in.
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6:39p, 11/5/21
I heard a rumor one of their beat writers said there is zero chance A&M goes to the SEC. None.
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6:58p, 11/5/21
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they play defunded cops and robbers around campus with dildos....so it's only dildos now.

they are responsible for United Airlines cancelling out of Easterwood to kill our recruiting!
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7:14p, 11/5/21
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I heard they pay recruiting sites to increase the ranking of their recruits.
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7:17p, 11/5/21
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I heard sip is hiring away Jimbo as their OC and Orgeron as the DC. Saban will be HC, naturally.
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7:21p, 11/5/21
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This thread is gay.
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8:00p, 11/5/21
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tu is an excellent team and sark is a coaching genius.
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