What you all overlooked was that the monkey is gay.
What is the best t.u. rumor you can make up?
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LOLMSTOCK99 said:
I'm gay. STFU on that one.
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I heard they fired Mack Brown, and hired a midget to replace him.
Where are my posts?
Ian Neff said:
Where are my posts?
Hey
Had any weird "dreams" lately? What are they saying on the orher side
Why do we, as a group, not leave the sips in the past and move on? It is like we are an abused spouse that leaves, but then finds ourselves keep going back, time after time. Some of you need help.
I heard they don't even like football.
They're just so used to getting everything their way for so long that they forgot football was a mans game and rough.
They're just so used to getting everything their way for so long that they forgot football was a mans game and rough.
bigblackag12 said:Ian Neff said:
Where are my posts?
Hey
Had any weird "dreams" lately? What are they saying on the orher side
Greetings, champion supernova.
We will not see the "good" version of Bo Nix.
We will win.
I can't see how - but it'll be a weird game. Just really weird.
* I hit the wrong emoji. Was supposed to be a thumbs up. See? Weird.
I heard that one of their coaches is married to a stripper. And that coaches wife texts teenage boy recruits in an effort to sway them to the horns. And that she has a pet monkey and that both swing on a pole together.
Just what I heard.
Just what I heard.
Ian Neff said:bigblackag12 said:Ian Neff said:
Where are my posts?
Hey
Had any weird "dreams" lately? What are they saying on the orher side
Greetings, champion supernova.
We will not see the "good" version of Bo Nix.
We will win.
I can't see how - but it'll be a weird game. Just really weird.
* I hit the wrong emoji. Was supposed to be a thumbs up. See? Weird.
Ian
Wtf dude.
How??
I heard they are dumping the "all gas, no brakes" slogan for "Come monkey with us".
You may not be a moron, but some people think you are.
Heard Bevo's expecting...and Arky hog is the proud papa.
Bump cuz i need answers
I heard it was proposed that Biden throw out the ceremonial first pass as a part of the next home game pre game festivities, but there was concern that he might have an "accident." Instead the monkey is going to parachute in to mid field riding the game ball all the way in.
I guess Im the only one still freaked out by Ian's prophetic prolapses
stantxag said:
What you all overlooked was that the monkey is gay.
Didn't start out that way, but having to watch Sark and Pole Assassin have sex will do that to you.
Look up the Serenity Prayer MSTOCK.MSTOCK99 said:
I heard they were so poor they had to eat the monkey.
Sark starts every team meeting with, "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change..."
....
Have no issue making fun of or gloating about tu's misery, because we all know they would do the same. The reference to that particular prayer and a recovering alcoholic though just ain't right man.
That's your problem. Don't try to make your mental illness "normal" or "okay," because it's not.MSTOCK99 said:
I'm gay. STFU on that one.
Sark was drunk and fell on the monkey, which resulted in a career-ending injury. (For the monkey)
tu is lobbying to allow their satellite campus (Utsa, utpb, etc) wins to count towards their win total for bowl eligibility.