Alpha Texan said:

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Hell yeah! I've been wrong about this team! I even started this thread by pointing out that as of halftime of the Arkansas game, I'm 0-3 when it comes to predicting our wins and losses in SEC play. I even just ate crow in another thread for saying CBS sentenced us to public execution on national TV on primetime!

I've been "hopefully doubtful" of Calzada all year.

Here's another thread where I said that I hope that Calzada can evolve into a GAME MANAGER. A GAME MANAGER???? The guy was a frickin ICON on Saturday. My saying his ceiling was a game manager is frickin embarassing! Hell yeah, I've been mad. People like you and me who own up to it and are learning not to make emotional overreactions aren't the problem!

Here's another thread where I defended him and said that even though he isn't playing great, I love having him as a QB because of the passion he brings to the position. Zach said, "screw that Alpha Texan guy, I'll play with passion AND I'll play like I want to play on Sundays, too!"

Ever since he came in, I've been supportive of Zach and believed that he could do enough for us to win the games we should win. I never expected the guy to become a stud and pick Bama apart like some cool hand Luke. Even I, who has been one of the more optimistic Calzada guys aside from a few moments where I overreacted severely underestimated how much he could do.

Well said and Gig'em Viper!

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The good news is that Zack has steadily improved over the last 3 weeks...along with the rest of the football team.

I'm attributing that to coaching and the players reaching deep inside themselves to bring a higher level of playing performance onto the field.

My doubts about him him have essentially gone away.

Will he and the football team make mistakes in the future? We all know they will.

Let's hope there is not the typical let down of performance after a monumental win this coming Saturday against Mizzu.

I watched a lot of Aggie Football over the years..(since the '60's)...the good and the bad.

Let's all hope this stellar performance on Saturday night is the start of something wonderful for all Aggies.

Let's go, Brandon!

...Some takes not as freezing cold as others. Ate my crow already but the season is officially a disappointment with all the pre-season hype.

Alpha Texan said:

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Well ags, I think it's clear that many of us, especially you pot-bangers have a tendency to overreact. Just a week ago, some of you were calling for Jimbo's job and absolutely dumping on Calzada for being one of the worst Aggie QBs you've ever seen. Let's take this as a lesson to try not to embarrass yourselves on the worldwide web where our players, recruits, and their parents come to see the crap that you're capable of spewing. That being said, let's take a look at some of my favorite comments that ended up being a perfect example for why some of you should have way fewer talking tokens.

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Where are your gods now, pot bangers? Jimbo is building a championship program and if it makes you upset that you're not always gonna have stuff to complain about, you might as well get lost now. Take it from me, a real internet tough guy who is definitely the guy in this pic and not an overweight neckbeard...

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What does it say about yourself, as an Alpha Texan, that contributes to a board full of betas that simp over Aggie Football?

Viper16 said:

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Zack is an incredible QB....there is no doubt in my mind he will get better as the season unfolds, and will continue to lead us to great success!

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Not sure what game you watched but a few moments of heroism certainly do not overshadow the far greater moments of less than mediocre QB play. We would have never needed a few single great moments from our QB IF he simply made better decisions from Quarter 1 to Quarter 4.

Time to move on from Zach. Purely a backup QB for occasional play and one simply not capable of leading a CFP bound team. We need absolute consistency at that position for Jimbo's offense to execute efficiently. Simple as that. Is that on Jimbo or Zach? I honestly cannot answer that....probably both equally.

I have no doubt if we had a QB that was just an above average SEC QB that we would not be a 4 loss team at this point. Two losses would have been erased and we would be talking CFP at this point.

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Alpha Texan said:

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Well ags, I think it's clear that many of us, especially you pot-bangers have a tendency to overreact. Just a week ago, some of you were calling for Jimbo's job and absolutely dumping on Calzada for being one of the worst Aggie QBs you've ever seen. Let's take this as a lesson to try not to embarrass yourselves on the worldwide web where our players, recruits, and their parents come to see the crap that you're capable of spewing. That being said, let's take a look at some of my favorite comments that ended up being a perfect example for why some of you should have way fewer talking tokens.

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Where are your gods now, pot bangers? Jimbo is building a championship program and if it makes you upset that you're not always gonna have stuff to complain about, you might as well get lost now. Take it from me, a real internet tough guy who is definitely the guy in this pic and not an overweight neckbeard...

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What does it say about yourself, as an Alpha Texan, that contributes to a board full of betas that simp over Aggie Football?

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The OP is just going to get better. Y'all crying about what was clearly going to be a rebuilding year is going to give so much more great content to this post soon enough. I have bookmarked so many threads on this board. The bumps will be incredible.

In for the updates.....

Alpha Texan is the almighty protector of mediocrity.

dcg4403 said:

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Viper16 said:

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Zack is an incredible QB....there is no doubt in my mind he will get better as the season unfolds, and will continue to lead us to great success!

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Not sure what game you watched but a few moments of heroism certainly do not overshadow the far greater moments of less than mediocre QB play. We would have never needed a few single great moments from our QB IF he simply made better decisions from Quarter 1 to Quarter 4.

Time to move on from Zach. Purely a backup QB for occasional play and one simply not capable of leading a CFP bound team. We need absolute consistency at that position for Jimbo's offense to execute efficiently. Simple as that. Is that on Jimbo or Zach? I honestly cannot answer that....probably both equally.

I have no doubt if we had a QB that was just an above average SEC QB that we would not be a 4 loss team at this point. Two losses would have been erased and we would be talking CFP at this point.

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This guy, POTMFD

Yikes.

Thread is disturbing

it is stunning...

A&M could beat Alabama (11-1)

but could not beat LSU (6-6)

Alpha Texan said:

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Well ags, I think it's clear that many of us, especially you pot-bangers have a tendency to overreact. Just a week ago, some of you were calling for Jimbo's job and absolutely dumping on Calzada for being one of the worst Aggie QBs you've ever seen. Let's take this as a lesson to try not to embarrass yourselves on the worldwide web where our players, recruits, and their parents come to see the crap that you're capable of spewing. That being said, let's take a look at some of my favorite comments that ended up being a perfect example for why some of you should have way fewer talking tokens.


I won't make fun of someone else without laughing at myself first. I'll start with my favorite: my own, totally incorrect, prediction in SEC play to this date…

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Wins: Arky and Miss State.
Losses: Bama
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3230826/replies/60262938

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And from that same thread^ check out Maroon Dawn's meltdown…

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"Whatever let's you pretend it's not that we're just an extremely mediocre team this year"

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How about MontanaAg92 with one of the worst posts I've ever seen. Go jump in a lake, dude!

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"And (we) never will be (any good) with Jimbo. He's just a mediocre coach, period."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3230869/replies/60263367

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Here's gbaby23 in regards to Calzada's emotional exit from the field after Miss State.

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"SAWFT"
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3234502/1

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I'd say Calzada is about 200 pounds of pure guts. You should probably be issuing a public apology for this A$$ comment, my dude.


How about Free Lunch's prediction for the Bama flyover...

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"Flyover will be bama footballs sailing over Jaylon "burnt toast" Jones's head for long TDs"
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3236621

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3236621][/url]

There's too much gold in this thread where a lot of yall were ready to fire Jimbo for me to pick any one of you! Just kidding, how about miserable Brother Chad calling

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"Fire Jimbo!"
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3230897/replies/60264170

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I'm starting to think Brother Chad is Chad Morris and he just wants Jimbo's job


Here's Cromagnum calling his shot of Ags v Bama

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"Ags lose by at least 40."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3230938

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3230938][/url]

Here's one of our most pessimistic posters on display, Rendered Fat, gifting us with his elite Jimbo analysis

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"The game has completely passed him by. I mean, his offensive philosophy is a pathetic ****ing joke and it has been since he got here."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231122

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231122][/url]

Here's Rendered Fat again, showing that he might actually be a troll in a thread discussing us as a 4-5 loss team. I'M ONTO YOU FATTY!

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"Why would anyone ever expect any different? This program has never accomplished a damn thing and never will. Everything about it is complete warmed over dog sh**. Everything."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231158

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231158][/url]

[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231158][/url]Just some more evidence Rendered Fat is a 1%er and one of the worst posters you could listen to on here…

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"I don't think we win another conference game this year. We are that bad."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233643

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At the time, this may have been a warranted hyperbole, but boy did it age like milk! Here's to you ElephantRider...

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"King could play with the boot on and be better (than Calzada)"
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231549/replies/60278681

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231549/replies/60278681][/url]

Here's NickEZ08 begging Sumlin to come back! What a loser.

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"FIRE JIMBO."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231581

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231581][/url]

How about this guy, StonewallAggieDEFENSE, calling Jimbo a fraud, seemingly expecting Saban to shaft us!

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"Let's just hope Leach doesn't expose Jimbo for the fraud he is. I want saban to do that."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233717

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Sorry we beat Bama and you didn't get your wish!


Here's Terata and Viper16 tagteaming cheap shots on Jimbo and Calzada

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"Terata: The season is a wash, just have fun. The team isn't going to do ****. Calzada just can't get it done."
"Viper: nor can Fisher"
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233907

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233907][/url]

Check out Rebbasser, calling his shot...

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"Can you say 0-SEC"
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233952/replies/60338816

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233952/replies/60338816][/url]

TMF really isn't high on us this year.

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"F them. These losers quit. Coaches suck. All around garbage. No heart. Go home and smoke your dope and run your guns."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233970

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233970][/url]While I'm on TMF, remember when he said he told Elko to get lost… Good times, TMF, good times. I must say though, that I expected more support from the 12th Man Foundation!

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"We don't want you (Elko)."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233962

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[url=https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3233962][/url]

Let's look in on 1876er, who was ready to fire Jimbo a couple weeks ago…

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"How much do we pay Jimbo to leave? 45 or 54 mil? Pretty sweet deal for him."
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3231289

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Next up, we have what appears to be a resident TCU troll. Lil_frog8 calling his shot on our SEC record!

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"We go winless in SEC play. Prove me wrong!!!"
https://texags.com/forums/5/topics/3234131

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Consider yourself wrecked, nerd.


From that same thread, I'm gonna throw Galborathelion on blast for this comment. Have a plate of crow, pal.

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"USC's grad assistant qb is better than Calzada."

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God bless America and God bless that very same thread that I could've mined all night. I'll just take one more from this cess-pool of pot bangers. Here's to you, TexAgs91, calling your shot:

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"I called it after last week. We've won all the games we're gonna win this season."

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Where are your gods now, pot bangers? Jimbo is building a championship program and if it makes you upset that you're not always gonna have stuff to complain about, you might as well get lost now. Take it from me, a real internet tough guy who is definitely the guy in this pic and not an overweight neckbeard...

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Love this ideas - like a Sip Tears thread but revealing the worst, hysterical, TexAg posters.